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(SlashFilm)   So, it's come to this: A remake of Road House   (slashfilm.com) divider line 106
    More: Sad, Rob Cohen, Patrick Swayze, Alex Cross, action movies, The Running Man  
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2013-11-25 07:30:04 PM
Not impressed  img20.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-25 07:45:02 PM
All these remakes are causing me so much pain
 
2013-11-25 07:52:31 PM
It couldn't possibly be any worse.
 
2013-11-25 07:52:31 PM
A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.
 
2013-11-25 08:03:11 PM
Put the farkin' Rock innit.
 
2013-11-25 08:05:18 PM

ArkAngel: All these remakes are causing me so much pain


PAIN DON'T HURT
 
2013-11-25 08:06:44 PM
hmmm....on the one hand,

screampunch.typepad.com

on the other hand...

basementrejects.com
 
2013-11-25 08:07:56 PM
If Patrick Swayze were alive today he would tell the producers that they had to make it "My way or the highway."
 
2013-11-25 08:12:25 PM
"I used to fark guys like you in prison" is the greatest bad guy one-liner of all time.
 
2013-11-25 08:13:12 PM
I hope they cast Justin Bieber as Dalton.
 
2013-11-25 08:16:10 PM
One of my favorite Roadhouse scenes is when Kelly Lynch screams at Swayze, "You think you're gonna save these people from Brad Wesley? WELL WHO'S GONNA SAVE THEM FROM YOU?!?" Then immediately the cabin you can see through the window behind her explodes. Awesome.
 
2013-11-25 08:16:44 PM

Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.


PUT DOWN THE LETTER OPENER
 
2013-11-25 08:17:33 PM

LarryDan43: I hope they cast Justin Bieber as Dalton.


It's Rob Cohen directing (the guy who directed the first Fast and Furious movie) so my money is on Paul Walker.

Him or Channing Tatum, because idiots.
 
2013-11-25 08:18:33 PM
Plus Kelly Lynch is hot!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-25 08:20:45 PM
Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?
 
2013-11-25 08:20:48 PM
Road House.  The bad movie you can't not watch whenever it's on.  Oh and, Sam Eliot is cooler than Chuck Norris could ever be.
 
2013-11-25 08:21:07 PM

colinspooky: Not impressed  [img20.imageshack.us image 320x241]


Too soon
 
2013-11-25 08:21:47 PM

Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.


I talked to him about it on twitter.

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-25 08:23:05 PM

Mr_Ectomy: LarryDan43: I hope they cast Justin Bieber as Dalton.

It's Rob Cohen directing (the guy who directed the first Fast and Furious movie) so my money is on Paul Walker.

Him or Channing Tatum, because idiots.


Bieber could still be Dalton, to grab a younger audience (it will be PG-13). Vin Diesel can play Wade Garrett.
 
2013-11-25 08:24:09 PM
I, for one, will never see a remake of Road House.

/Some movies are sacred
 
2013-11-25 08:24:16 PM

LarryDan43:  Vin Diesel can play Wade Garrett.


I said that to "the certain farker" and he lost it on me. It was fantastic.
 
2013-11-25 08:24:41 PM
hopefully they stick more closely to the book this time
 
2013-11-25 08:24:55 PM

djkutch: It couldn't possibly be any worse.


I thought that was kinda the point?
 
2013-11-25 08:25:21 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.

I talked to him about it on twitter.

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Where's he been anyway? What prompted him to emigrate from Farkistan?
 
2013-11-25 08:26:06 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?


Jeff Healy is dead?
 
2013-11-25 08:27:09 PM
Who's reprising Kelly Lynch's role and does Bill Murray know her husband?
 
2013-11-25 08:27:11 PM
I'm sure the remake will be as good as the remakes of Arthur and Footloose.
 
2013-11-25 08:27:31 PM

Bob Falfa: Bith Set Me Up: Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?

Jeff Healy is dead?


Yep. Cancer. Died in 2008
 
2013-11-25 08:27:40 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.

I talked to him about it on twitter.

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And by the way, it wasn't hard for me to figure out his Twitter handle, and his tweets are private anyway so don't know why you bothered to blur it out.  https://twitter.com/tmlo

/You should have blurred out the avatar too, that was the giveaway
 
2013-11-25 08:27:58 PM

Bob Falfa: Bith Set Me Up: Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?

Jeff Healy is dead?


5 years ago. Bet he didn't see that coming.
 
2013-11-25 08:28:13 PM

One Bad Apple: colinspooky: Not impressed  [img20.imageshack.us image 320x241]

Too soon


Still don't believe they actually did that.
 
2013-11-25 08:28:19 PM
I'm guessing they'll cast Sam Worthington or Jason Statham.
 
2013-11-25 08:28:44 PM
Next thing you know, they'll be remaking Robocop...what?

SONOFABIATCH!
 
2013-11-25 08:32:12 PM

Mr_Ectomy: Next thing you know, they'll be remaking Robocop...what?

SONOFABIATCH!


Yeah, or The Great Gatsby.
 
2013-11-25 08:33:07 PM

Bob Falfa: Mr_Ectomy: Next thing you know, they'll be remaking Robocop...what?

SONOFABIATCH!

Yeah, or The Great Gatsby.


If they ever remake The Goonies or The Princess Bride, then I'll start to get pissed off.
 
2013-11-25 08:33:38 PM
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BOOTKNIFE!
 
2013-11-25 08:33:50 PM
Finally,  a chance to remake a movie that should be remade.

Justin Timberlake for Dalton. Russell Crowe for Garrett.

You'd watch it.
 
2013-11-25 08:39:30 PM
Could you please stop raping my childhood?
 
2013-11-25 08:42:43 PM
I always order my coffee leaded thanks to Roadhouse.

If you ever want to waste an hour laughing your ass off, Google "things I learned from the movie Roadhouse." The IMDB thread is one of the best.
 
2013-11-25 08:42:55 PM
Sam E got some of the best lines.

There's a sign over the urinals that says "Hey dummy, don't eat the big white mint"
Easy Rambo. I know you want to save the world from communism, but you're going to have to do it from down here.
 
2013-11-25 08:45:07 PM
This guy is still available right?

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2013-11-25 08:48:36 PM
www.furiouscinema.com
 
2013-11-25 08:48:37 PM
Out.

Of.

Ideas.
 
2013-11-25 08:51:51 PM
Instead of being all doom and gloom about it, isn't it possible they could remake it just as wonderfully cheesy and over the top as the original?

I mean it's much more likely they'll try to make it a serious drama, or PC it to death, or otherwise completey lose the feel of the original. But shiat it's not like they're rewriting Citizen Kane, it's possible the remake could be just as 'so bad it's good' as Swayze's version.

/no one wins a fight
//and pain don't hurt
///be nice until it's time to not be nice
 
2013-11-25 08:52:07 PM

Snapper Carr: Who's reprising Kelly Lynch's role and does Bill Murray know her husband?


You made me LOL.

And I can't support this remake:  Road House is the Citizen Kane of bad movies...it cannot, and should not, be touched.  It should be appreciated in it's horrific splendor.  (And if you haven't caught the Kevin Smith commentary on the DVD, you are missing greatness.)
 
2013-11-25 09:04:36 PM
MY GOD!

I just re watched this last week.   Did you know that Patrick never had dialog longer then one sentence at a time the entire movie?  TRUE FACT!
 
2013-11-25 09:07:42 PM
A good vehicle for pairing up Shia Leboof and Justin Timberlake as "brothers with extras"!!

Heck, throw in the guy who married Demi Moore, and the guy who was a robot in Prometheus. Make it a four-sider of fail? The Fark-nerds will eat it up.
 
2013-11-25 09:12:22 PM
Remake it if you want but make DAMN SURE Sam Elliott has a cameo!
 
2013-11-25 09:12:42 PM
Will it be better than the sequal?
 
2013-11-25 09:17:23 PM
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