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(Slate)   Help, my new wife, who told me she was agnostic, was already married to Christ. Now she wants to Menage a Trois with our Lord and Savior. Help   (slate.com) divider line 16
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10332 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2013 at 4:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-25 04:41:50 PM  
7 votes:
Now, instead of our not wanting any kids, she wants at least five and maybe more. Instead of no religion, she wants strict adherence to her religion. I feel I've been duped and that she's lied to me about herself. Is there any way out of this short of divorce?

Until she drops all her demands, only stick it in her pooper.

Either way you'll come out ahead and she'll come out behind.
2013-11-25 04:44:30 PM  
6 votes:
She left me for jesus and that just aint fair
She says that he's perfect how could I compare
She says I should find him and I'll know peace at last
If I ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass
2013-11-25 05:19:37 PM  
2 votes:
Since it's technically Jesus Christ, God the Father, the Holy Ghost, and her husband, isn't that more of a gang bang?
2013-11-25 04:50:54 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Don't let him "Peg" you.


And when she smiles for the camera you know they'll love it.
2013-11-25 04:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
There should be some religious rule about lying.
2013-11-25 04:36:55 PM  
2 votes:
Don't let him "Peg" you.
2013-11-25 09:22:15 PM  
1 votes:

letrole: the amusing thing here is the way that internet atheists are too farking dumb (or perhaps just willfully obtuse) to grasp the idea that agony aunts make up the letters they answer


Trolling is a religion
2013-11-25 06:07:08 PM  
1 votes:
Is subby sure that she wasn't really asking for a MFM with the yard guy?  His name is pronounced a little differently than you might think.
2013-11-25 05:34:50 PM  
1 votes:
He should RP Jesus when they are in the sack until the process server arrives, then gtfo.
2013-11-25 05:15:07 PM  
1 votes:

berylman: Prudence sure has a fertile imagination. As soon as I saw Slate and 'Help, my new wife...' I pretty much knew what was coming.  She needs to answer an honest mundane question from a real person to shake things up... "Help Prudence, my pet turtle has intractable diarrhea..." instead of the fake "my female boss is going to fire me unless I perform oral sex on her at work daily under the desk while she talks to clients, what do I do.." stuff.


go on..
2013-11-25 04:54:10 PM  
1 votes:
Why do the modmins keep greening fake articles? Kickbacks?
2013-11-25 04:52:42 PM  
1 votes:
Prudence sure has a fertile imagination. As soon as I saw Slate and 'Help, my new wife...' I pretty much knew what was coming.  She needs to answer an honest mundane question from a real person to shake things up... "Help Prudence, my pet turtle has intractable diarrhea..." instead of the fake "my female boss is going to fire me unless I perform oral sex on her at work daily under the desk while she talks to clients, what do I do.." stuff.
2013-11-25 04:45:18 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: Wait...this is a thing? People lie about being religious to "trap" their partner into marriage?

How do then handle the premarital sex bit?


By being tremendous hypocrites, just like everything else.
2013-11-25 04:45:10 PM  
1 votes:
2013-11-25 04:42:06 PM  
1 votes:
Get a lawyer and get an annulment.  He married her under false pretenses, borderline fraud really, and an annulment will give him more legal protection than a divorce.

I hope to God he didn't stick his carrot in that crazy-hole too many times and won't have to worry about child-support.
2013-11-25 04:41:10 PM  
1 votes:

was already married to Christ


She was a nun?

*goes to RTFA*
 
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