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(Radar Magazine)   Tori Spelling secretly hospitalized for stress and anxiety after negative feedback to her slamming Katie Holmes as a plastic robot   (radaronline.com) divider line 33
    More: Stupid, Tori Spelling, Aaron Spelling, Dawson's Creek, vocal coach, Tom Cruise  
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2013-11-25 05:24:04 PM
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How about no? Does no work for you?
 
2013-11-25 05:27:51 PM
Worst selling RealDoll model evar.
 
2013-11-25 05:33:50 PM
I'll get this out of the way....

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2013-11-25 05:48:10 PM

wildcardjack: Worst selling RealDoll model evar.


I'd fark a Katie Holmes real doll
 
2013-11-25 05:58:12 PM
While she's in the hospital, maybe she should ask the doctors to apply a little Bondo to her cleavage dent and sand it down nice and smooth.
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And maybe they could do something about that face too.
 
2013-11-25 05:58:19 PM
Katie acted as though she wasn't aware of intimate details of Tori's life, leading Tori to believe she was being dissed, because she had a reality show and her every coonting move is known by all.

Tori documents the snub in some book. People say "wtf Tori? Get over your talentless self." Off to Beverly Hills fainting couch factory for Tori.

Who says semi-celebrities don't suffer?
 
2013-11-25 06:27:03 PM
I ran across an article years ago where she claimed to have gotten a part on that stupid show that I never watched because of her acting ability and not because her father was producing it.  I've hated her ever since.
 
2013-11-25 06:35:30 PM

Atomic Spunk: While she's in the hospital, maybe she should ask the doctors to apply a little Bondo to her cleavage dent and sand it down nice and smooth.
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And maybe they could do something about that face too.


Eww
 
2013-11-25 07:16:51 PM
gawd, is she fugly
 
2013-11-25 07:23:56 PM
Some people just don't age well at all, do they?
 
2013-11-25 07:25:53 PM
Unless it is a talking horse...
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2013-11-25 07:26:39 PM

ommitay: Unless it is a talking horse...
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The horse is prettier.
 
2013-11-25 07:37:34 PM

Atomic Spunk: ommitay: Unless it is a talking horse...
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The horse is prettier.


Touche
 
2013-11-25 07:40:25 PM
So the woman with arguably the worst boob job in Hollywood is calling someone else plastic? Kettle, pot, etc.
 
2013-11-25 07:55:44 PM
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I HAVE A NEW BOOK FOR SALE!
 
2013-11-25 08:19:58 PM

ommitay: Unless it is a talking horse...
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IMHO, more like:
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Her real daddy, perhaps?
 
2013-11-25 08:22:42 PM
*rolls eyes*

Tori, don't you have a pile of money to go roll around in?
 
2013-11-25 08:26:08 PM

wadjet: *rolls eyes*

Tori, don't you have a pile of money to go roll around in?


I thought her father had disinherited her?
 
2013-11-25 08:36:10 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: wadjet: *rolls eyes*

Tori, don't you have a pile of money to go roll around in?

I thought her father had disinherited her?


She still has money for multiple plastic surgeries, three or four kids now, and she owns a house in LA. She has a pile of money.
 
2013-11-25 08:46:21 PM
Who?
 
2013-11-25 08:56:35 PM

ZMugg: ommitay: Unless it is a talking horse...
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IMHO, more like:
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Her real daddy, perhaps?


I'm pretty sure the sheer mass of John Z'Dar's jaw prevents him from engaging in coitus with any human female. Therefore, the mystery continues...
 
2013-11-25 08:58:37 PM

EJ25T: ZMugg: ommitay: Unless it is a talking horse...
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IMHO, more like:
:
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Her real daddy, perhaps?

I'm pretty sure the sheer mass of John Z'Dar's jaw prevents him from engaging in coitus with any human female. Therefore, the mystery continues...


Robert Z'Dar... damn, I'd hate to get on the wrong side of that guy's fans.
 
2013-11-25 09:09:15 PM
Perhaps it was because of her horribly misshapen breast "augmentation"?
 
2013-11-25 09:29:59 PM

Atomic Spunk: cleavage dent


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Atomic Spunk: could do something about that face


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2013-11-25 09:32:03 PM

wadjet: Dingleberry Dickwad: wadjet: *rolls eyes*

Tori, don't you have a pile of money to go roll around in?

I thought her father had disinherited her?

She still has money for multiple plastic surgeries, three or four kids now, and she owns a house in LA. She has a pile of money.


None of that is really proof that you have a pile of money. She could have gone into debt up to her eyeballs to finance that stuff, not unlike many other dumb broads in L.A.
 
2013-11-25 10:08:00 PM
Katie only ACTS plastic, she didn't have it installed in her body... unlike SOME PEOPLE TORI!
 
2013-11-25 10:21:41 PM

Funbags: Perhaps it was because of her horribly misshapen breast "augmentation"?


She actually has that condition where your breastbone is malformed and caved in. And then she got boobs on top of that.

I don't know, maybe it helped.
 
2013-11-25 10:33:37 PM
Amazed she can even afford a doctor nowadays. Gotta love how she used the whole "you know who my daddy is?!?!" shiat all those years, then daddy didn't leave her with squat.
Now she tries to play humble when she's deeply, royally pissed that she's broke.
 
2013-11-25 11:03:03 PM
I'm really more concerned about Twilight Sparkle's ability to fly.  Will Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy teach her or will she just earn on her own or a combination of all three.  And where did Spike find that seatbelt?
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2013-11-25 11:17:49 PM
Donna Martin Graduate
 
2013-11-26 02:12:20 AM
Whenever that ugly coont rears its head one really can appreciate her dad's decision to not giver her that billion dollars.

Good for you Mr. Spelling.
 
2013-11-26 08:16:51 AM
Katie Holmes is still adorable.
 
2013-11-26 12:55:49 PM

You Are All Sheep: Katie Holmes is still adorable.


I would do lots of unspeakable things for an evening of sexy time with her.
 
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