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(Jezebel)   Science proves being a drunk won't hurt your marriage, as long as your significant other is one too   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, divorce rates  
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4479 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2013 at 2:26 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-25 03:37:46 PM  
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comebackherewithmyoreos: Jezebel should team up with Opposing Views to form "News for Morons".

The NY Post?
2013-11-25 02:38:43 PM  
2 votes:
I drink alone with nobody else.
2013-11-25 03:40:48 PM  
1 vote:
Together, Mrs_Fab and I consume about a bottle of wine per day on most days. And about double that on weekends.

Most people in my peer group would consider that "a lot". Most people here on Fark would consider that "just warming up".
2013-11-25 03:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, I mean, who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
2013-11-25 03:12:19 PM  
1 vote:

groppet: My roomate is an alcoholic and I can tell you most of her relationships have ended due to her drinking. I have to hide my own stash from her. A bottle of rum will last me a month, it lasts her a couple days. The only thing I really hate about it is usually I am the one that has to clean up her aftermath when she is drunk and decides to cook and leaves a huge mess and passes out for a day. Or when she takes a piss on the kitchen floor, I almost hit her with a rolled up newspaper for that one.

An alcoholic who still has the same unfinished bottle 24 hours later sure is a lame excuse for an alcoholic.
2013-11-25 02:45:42 PM  
1 vote:

runningesq: CSB: I found out in year 3 of my marriage that my wife is an alcoholic.  4 years later, she is still (bravely) trying to get sober.  I can tell you that alcoholism obviously puts a MAJOR strain on a marriage.  I can't decide if I want to punch the author of this article because the analysis is so painfully shallow and vapid, or because I'm just channelling my frustrations.

I think you should punch everyone at Jezebel. You'll feel better.
2013-11-25 02:45:40 PM  
1 vote:

- What are we going to do about us?
- Well, we are going to drink, I hope.
2013-11-25 02:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
(Thanks for "throwing away" the image, Fark)

See how well they get along?
2013-11-25 02:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
Well, shared hobbies are the cornerstone of a good relationship.
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