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(Daily Dot)   Don't write mean things about this guy or he'll link your name to porn sites   (dailydot.com ) divider line 32
    More: Dumbass, Internet pornography, Al DeMola, consumer complaint  
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2013-11-25 01:07:21 PM  
Can i get a cool movie name to go with it? like maybe
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
or maybe
Blown in 60 Seconds
 
2013-11-25 01:07:40 PM  
whitehouse.com was already taken?
 
2013-11-25 01:07:57 PM  
yo
 
2013-11-25 01:08:31 PM  
 Al DeMola sounds like a bad Eye--tallian New joisy stereotype just waiting to reinforce itself.
 
2013-11-25 01:08:44 PM  
I, for one, am shocked that a seedy criminal would sink so low just to mildly inconvenience you.
 
2013-11-25 01:11:31 PM  
Do I at least get a password for said tube site?
 
2013-11-25 01:12:38 PM  
I have had crappy eBay sellers do worse than that
 
2013-11-25 01:13:49 PM  
Those poor honest and incorruptible members of the press. I weep for them.
 
2013-11-25 01:23:12 PM  
That's the worst you can do?  Seriously?  You fail at intimidation.
 
2013-11-25 01:24:06 PM  
Mr. Al Lfreeb Lowjobs should have listened.  Now just typing his name into your browser takes you directly to a pr0n site.
 
2013-11-25 01:26:58 PM  
Stanley Clarke is the one you really have to worry wbout.....
 
2013-11-25 01:34:30 PM  
They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view.
 
2013-11-25 01:37:51 PM  
Kiss his axe.
 
2013-11-25 01:42:38 PM  

CivicMindedFive: They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view.


what did the dart guy do?
 
2013-11-25 01:51:39 PM  

GypsyJoker: Kiss his axe.


lulz
 
2013-11-25 01:52:46 PM  
I've got a really classy porn site called Elegant Gypsy.
 
2013-11-25 01:55:25 PM  

21-7-b: CivicMindedFive: They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view.

what did the dart guy do?


http://www.fark.com/comments/6921007/Theres-dick-theres-douchebag-no w- theres-dart-player?cpp=1
 
2013-11-25 01:58:48 PM  
Dr. Mr De Moran, eat my arse.

Signed,

Phil Herup
 
2013-11-25 02:08:26 PM  

DoctorCal: I've got a really classy porn site called Elegant Gypsy.


I thought that sounded familiar.
 
2013-11-25 02:16:27 PM  

CivicMindedFive: 21-7-b: CivicMindedFive: They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view.

what did the dart guy do?

http://www.fark.com/comments/6921007/Theres-dick-theres-douchebag-no w- theres-dart-player?cpp=1


thanks! where do i send my $20?
 
2013-11-25 02:32:48 PM  

vodka: I have had crappy eBay sellers do worse than that


I have had crappy ebay buyers threaten to do worse than that. It goes both ways, friend...
 
2013-11-25 02:46:50 PM  
He'll link MY name to porn sites? Well... if he really wants a visit from the FBI, I guess he could.
 
2013-11-25 02:49:01 PM  
CSB

I had a friend that was quite the prankster. The problem was, he didn't like it when people retaliated and pranked him back. After 2 or 3 rounds he would go to his nuclear option. He would sign you up for the nastiest, filthiest porn mags/videos he could find and have it sent to your neighbors house with your name as the addressee. That's a tough one to explain to the 80 year old couple that lives next door.
 
2013-11-25 02:59:15 PM  
Geez... He was such a good guitarist. I still have his "Elegant Gypsy" album. I wonder what caused him to become such a douchenozzle?
 
2013-11-25 03:20:23 PM  

blast yer scuppers: CSB

I had a friend that was quite the prankster. The problem was, he didn't like it when people retaliated and pranked him back. After 2 or 3 rounds he would go to his nuclear option. He would sign you up for the nastiest, filthiest porn mags/videos he could find and have it sent to your neighbors house with your name as the addressee. That's a tough one to explain to the 80 year old couple that lives next door.


Ohhhh that's so good.

I could just see my neighbor coming up "I think this is your copy of 'ass' magazine"
 
2013-11-25 04:29:28 PM  

pedobearapproved: He'll link MY name to porn sites? Well... if he really wants a visit from the FBI, I guess he could.



Do it!  Do it!  Talk about him.  The follow up story would be epic.
 
2013-11-25 04:38:59 PM  
So what happens if you already run a porn site?
 
2013-11-25 04:39:21 PM  

CivicMindedFive: 21-7-b: CivicMindedFive: They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view.

what did the dart guy do?

http://www.fark.com/comments/6921007/Theres-dick-theres-douchebag-no w- theres-dart-player?cpp=1


Don't forget Paul Christoforo or Charles Carreon.
 
2013-11-25 06:13:11 PM  

sharphead: So what happens if you already run a porn site?


He links your name to WBC?

/got nothin'
 
2013-11-25 07:11:13 PM  
May I be the first?

Al DeMola: Scumback kocksuka.

Al DiMeola: Still a great guitarist.
 
2013-11-25 10:39:43 PM  
That guy has an exceptionally punchable face.
 
2013-11-26 12:56:36 AM  

CivicMindedFive: 21-7-b: CivicMindedFive: They should throw that guy, the remspect dart dude and 26 minutes to the gym guy into a pit full of battle axes and only let one come out alive.  I'd plunk $20 for pay-per-view. what did the dart guy do? http://www.fark.com/comments/6921007/Theres-dick-theres-douchebag-no w- theres-dart-player?cpp=1



Dart guy lost.  http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2013/04/dino_m_zaffina_southern_ca l ifornia_darts.php
 
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