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(WOKV Jacksonville)   Man robs sub shop of $200, then gets busted eight hours later trying to return $3 he borrowed from a convenience store clerk   (wokv.com) divider line 9
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2013-11-25 01:54:30 PM
Robbing a restaurant doesn't seem worth it. This guy is going to Federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison for 200 bucks. Possible ass-rape. For $200. What a maroon...
 
2013-11-25 01:55:12 PM
OK. State, pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but still...
 
2013-11-25 02:30:49 PM
Common sense dictates that he should have returned the money BEFORE robbing some place.  Oh well...  Live and learn.
 
2013-11-25 02:35:19 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Robbing a restaurant doesn't seem worth it.


Why not? Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations... you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway.

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2013-11-25 03:33:54 PM
So basically the guy had the integrity to return the $3 he borrowed, but lacked the integrity to not rob the Larry's of $200.

No, not to get back his wallet and driver's license.

This guy would be great at writing Fark headlines.
 
2013-11-25 04:08:37 PM
Some guy robbed a convenience store here Saturday of $100. He then gave the clerk back $20 because he needed gas and a pack of Newports.
 
2013-11-25 04:21:13 PM
This is why there is no honor among thieves, people. This is why we can't have nice things!
 
2013-11-25 04:26:59 PM
And he wasn't even supposed to work that day.
 
2013-11-25 04:27:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Robbing a restaurant doesn't seem worth it. This guy is going to Federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison for 200 bucks. Possible ass-rape. For $200. What a maroon...


Yeah, he doesn't really have the stare of a deep thinker/diligent planner...
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