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(Fox News)   Well the good news, Ms. Chang is that you've got nothing worse than a black eye after getting hit in the face with that surfboard, the bad news is that while we were X-raying you face we couldn't help but notice a brain tumor you've got growing there   (foxnews.com) divider line 23
    More: Scary, Los Angeles, brain tumors, X-Rays  
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2013-11-25 12:30:05 PM  
is it changlorious
 
2013-11-25 12:31:58 PM  
I read that in a Groucho Marx voice.
But I probably should've used the voice from the waiter at the end of "A Christmas Story."
 
2013-11-25 12:35:01 PM  
If this wasn't Fark, we'd already have 150 comments about how God saved her from this brain tumor though his divine intervention.  You know, the same god that GAVE her the brain tumor to begin with then had her get jacked in the head hard enough to need x-rays.  Everyone knows god is taking a break right now after helping Tom Brady come from behind last night.
 
2013-11-25 12:35:01 PM  
I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.
 
2013-11-25 12:38:20 PM  
Sometimes, when you get one black eye, it leads to tumor.
 
2013-11-25 12:39:15 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.


Wetsuits make all girls look good.  They're like a whole-body girdle.
 
2013-11-25 12:42:53 PM  

cyberspacedout: Sometimes, when you get one black eye, it leads to tumor.


groan and a slow clap,

Two biiiiiiiiiiiiits.
 
2013-11-25 12:44:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.


i5.asn.im
 
2013-11-25 12:49:08 PM  
The sooner you find out, the better.

Still, that's some rough news.
 
2013-11-25 12:56:08 PM  

Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

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- That's mush-riding, not surfing.

- That's a boat, not a surfboard.

- That wetsuit is a rental cuz it fits like ass.

That's the basic "I took a lesson and managed to stand up on a super-tanker in the shore break - now I'm a surfer" (or at least I am on facebook) picture.
 
2013-11-25 12:56:15 PM  

Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.
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OMG it's the Asian Miley Cyrus! Let her die!
 
2013-11-25 12:57:13 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: If this wasn't Fark, we'd already have 150 comments about how God saved her from this brain tumor though his divine intervention.  You know, the same god that GAVE her the brain tumor to begin with then had her get jacked in the head hard enough to need x-rays.  Everyone knows god is taking a break right now after helping Tom Brady come from behind last night.


Geez.
Relax you atheist tard.
 
2013-11-25 01:02:28 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Everyone knows god is taking a break right now after helping Tom Brady come from behind last night.


Whoa, God helps no one come from behind...the Bible strictly forbids it!
 
2013-11-25 01:12:58 PM  

morgen_benner: Too Pretty For Prison: Everyone knows god is taking a break right now after helping Tom Brady come from behind last night.

Whoa, God helps no one come from behind...the Bible strictly forbids it!


The Pats won due to accidental ball touching in overtime.
 
2013-11-25 01:16:26 PM  

Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

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clearly the tumor had already begun to affect her motor control and facial muscles by the time that picture was taken
 
2013-11-25 01:28:31 PM  

Magorn: Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

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clearly the tumor had already begun to affect her motor control and facial muscles by the time that picture was taken


That's her bedroom face. She just had an orgasm.
 
2013-11-25 01:35:25 PM  

Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

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Holy hell, I love asian women but I think when she got hit with the surfboard she lost her ass!
 
2013-11-25 01:46:43 PM  
Does she make it a regular habit to x-ray her brain for every little bump?
 
2013-11-25 02:20:32 PM  

God--: Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

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Holy hell, I love asian women but I think when she got hit with the surfboard she lost her ass!


She's fit. Fit women don't have fat asses.
 
2013-11-25 07:19:42 PM  

noitsnot: Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

[i5.asn.im image 650x650]

- That's mush-riding, not surfing.

- That's a boat, not a surfboard.

- That wetsuit is a rental cuz it fits like ass.

That's the basic "I took a lesson and managed to stand up on a super-tanker in the shore break - now I'm a surfer" (or at least I am on facebook) picture.


Somehow this woman's enjoyment of riding a board on the ocean deeply offends you.
 
2013-11-25 07:36:56 PM  

foxyshadis: noitsnot: Kanemano: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see a photo of Ms Chang in her surfing gear, just to see how she's doing.

[i5.asn.im image 650x650]

- That's mush-riding, not surfing.

- That's a boat, not a surfboard.

- That wetsuit is a rental cuz it fits like ass.

That's the basic "I took a lesson and managed to stand up on a super-tanker in the shore break - now I'm a surfer" (or at least I am on facebook) picture.

Somehow this woman's enjoyment of riding a board on the ocean deeply offends you.


I has butthurt.  I admit it.
 
2013-11-25 08:38:28 PM  
This is probably the only time I will wish someone at fox news good luck...
 
2013-11-26 02:11:27 AM  
"If it wasn't for that horse, I would have never gone to college."
 
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