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(Some Guy)   The Russian Fred Phelps blames meteor strike on homosexuals. GФD HДTЗS FДGS   (freethoughtblogs.com) divider line 49
    More: Asinine, Russian Fred, Russians, Russian TV, war correspondents, Chelyabinsk, LGBT people  
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2013-11-25 12:54:38 PM  
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2013-11-25 12:55:35 PM  
God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?
 
2013-11-25 12:57:43 PM  
God hates spoony bards.
 
2013-11-25 01:02:21 PM  

12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?


He just has lousy aim ever since He put His ginormous glowing gay-colored one-and-only bow (Hebrew: qesheth) in the cloud as a hugemongous Post-It™ Note to remind His not-so-perfect memory never to flood the Earth again (Genesis 9:8−17). Now He has to just toss His enormous curse-arrows by hand, and that just ain't as accurate.

It's also how Ryan White got AIDS back in the day. God was aiming at that gay dude standing nearby, but missed.
 
2013-11-25 01:03:41 PM  
GFD HDTZS FDGS?
 
2013-11-25 01:04:01 PM  
Every country has one. *sigh*
 
2013-11-25 01:08:21 PM  
But he loves gatherings.
 
2013-11-25 01:12:20 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Every country has one. *sigh*


Just one? Can we ship ours to Siberia? We don't need him.
 
2013-11-25 01:13:18 PM  
I'm not sure "the Russian Fred Phelps" is a meaningful term, since Fred Phelps' views would be considered pretty much mainstream in Russia.
 
2013-11-25 01:14:11 PM  
bulk.destructoid.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2013-11-25 01:19:27 PM  
Then he added: "I know that sodomites - which is what they should be called, instead of 'homosexuals' - react very painfully to this story."

I'm really sick of gays being called "sodomites."

What most people should realize is, only a small percentage of gays make the yearly trek (referred to as the Rainbow Hajj) to Sodom.  It's really unfair.
 
2013-11-25 01:27:31 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Every country has one. *sigh*


Yeah, Russian, Uganda, and the USA have a few more than one.  Unfortunately.
 
2013-11-25 01:29:52 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'm not sure "the Russian Fred Phelps" is a meaningful term, since Fred Phelps' views would be considered pretty much mainstream in Russia.


Picketing funerals is considered mainstream in Russia?
 
2013-11-25 01:32:06 PM  
Wow gays are really powerful!  Religious experts seem to agree they can cause hurricanes, tornadoes and now meteor strikes!   Frankly that's just...

AWESOME!

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm planning on being real nice to them, treating 'em with respect and will try not to piss em off and maybe, just maybe they will decide to use these awesome powers for good.
 
2013-11-25 01:32:50 PM  
Must have been some wild sex. Best I've done is earthquakes and hurricanes.
 
2013-11-25 01:33:35 PM  
Don't know why you chose to use a fringe preacher like Phelps, subby. You could of easily used a more mainstream one like Robertson, Dobson, Falwell (zombie version), etc.
 
2013-11-25 01:41:51 PM  
So Sephiroth was gay...?
 
2013-11-25 01:56:45 PM  
Back in the day, religious nutcases like this were kept under control. So much so, you didn't even know they existed. Of course, same goes for homosexuals.
 
2013-11-25 02:05:06 PM  

Zik-Zak: So Sephiroth was gay...?


You have to ask?????
 
2013-11-25 02:05:41 PM  
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2013-11-25 02:07:45 PM  
If Phelps is going to heaven I think I want to go to hell.
 
2013-11-25 02:13:18 PM  

Candy Colored Clown: Don't know why you chose to use a fringe preacher like Phelps, subby. You could of easily used a more mainstream one like Robertson, Dobson, Falwell (zombie version), etc.


Yep. Have people forgotten?
 
2013-11-25 02:17:25 PM  
Appropriate ad placement.

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2013-11-25 02:18:15 PM  

Zik-Zak: So Sephiroth was gay...?


hey, I got that joke!
 
2013-11-25 02:18:22 PM  

Sanguine Dawn: [bulk.destructoid.com image 468x258]
Wanted for questioning


YOU SPOONY BARD!
 
2013-11-25 02:18:43 PM  
queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com

Looks more like the Russian Marcus Bachmann
 
2013-11-25 02:37:11 PM  
Joke's on them

f.kulfoto.com
 
2013-11-25 03:00:23 PM  
I'm less concerned with Russian gays than I am about getting our Superbowl ring back.
 
2013-11-25 03:14:19 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com image 250x300]

Looks more like the Russian Marcus Bachmann


I thought it was Louie Anderson before figuring out it was the Russian guy.
 
2013-11-25 03:15:21 PM  
Meatior?
 
2013-11-25 03:17:42 PM  

12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?



I assume he hasn't yet hit San Fransisco because he wants the drama to build.
 
2013-11-25 03:20:43 PM  
So the idea we're supposed to buy here is that your god, the eternal, pure, infinite all powerful being that you believe so strongly in, the all-present, all-wise, all-knowing deity which you swear most certainly exists, the graceful and merciful father of us all who has endless love and compassion for all of his creations, has revoked his love for one whole category of his children and the best he can do to randomly flick large rocks at our planet in frustration.

Gotcha.
 
2013-11-25 03:28:27 PM  
This is dumb. God doesn't fire meteors at us. How stupid does someone have to be to believe God fires meteors at us?!

Aliens fire meteors at us.

Because aliens hate gays.

Cuz I dunno, aliens.
 
2013-11-25 03:36:19 PM  

topcon: Then he added: "I know that sodomites - which is what they should be called, instead of 'homosexuals' - react very painfully to this story."

I'm really sick of gays being called "sodomites."

What most people should realize is, only a small percentage of gays make the yearly trek (referred to as the Rainbow Hajj) to Sodom.  It's really unfair.


I'm not really religious, I always thought 'sodomy' was, you know, alliteration based on the sound that homosexual sex makes. You know, like, anal humping probably sounds like "saaa -doooo - meeee". But, no apparently, it's a place in the bible somewhere.
 
2013-11-25 03:49:55 PM  

suckfest: Wow gays are really powerful!  Religious experts seem to agree they can cause hurricanes, tornadoes and now meteor strikes!   Frankly that's just...

AWESOME!

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm planning on being real nice to them, treating 'em with respect and will try not to piss em off and maybe, just maybe they will decide to use these awesome powers for good.


For those powers, I'd switch teams.
 
2013-11-25 03:55:02 PM  
People with no connection to reality are ADORABLE!
 
2013-11-25 04:54:24 PM  

Zik-Zak: So Sephiroth was gay...?


That may explain the rather peculiar obsession with his mother.
 
2013-11-25 05:01:44 PM  

Hector Remarkable: topcon: Then he added: "I know that sodomites - which is what they should be called, instead of 'homosexuals' - react very painfully to this story."

I'm really sick of gays being called "sodomites."

What most people should realize is, only a small percentage of gays make the yearly trek (referred to as the Rainbow Hajj) to Sodom.  It's really unfair.

I'm not really religious, I always thought 'sodomy' was, you know, alliteration based on the sound that homosexual sex makes. You know, like, anal humping probably sounds like "saaa -doooo - meeee". But, no apparently, it's a place in the bible somewhere.


A place that really has nothing to do with gays. But ya know. Christians are passionate defenders of what they imagine the Bible says.

/not their fault
//not their book
 
2013-11-25 05:37:34 PM  
 the Chelyabinsk meteorite was punishment against Russia for tolerating LGBT people

Is this guy defining "tolerating" as "not shooting them in the streets on a daily basis"?

Cos Russia is still a pretty backwards place in terms of being accepting of LGBT folk and they seem to be moving even further backwards.

My only surprise here is that this guy is an alleged journo and not just some whackjob religious leader.

That country really needs to grow the fark up.
 
2013-11-25 05:45:35 PM  
It was more of an assteroid then, amirite?
 
2013-11-25 06:33:42 PM  

bigheadface: GFD HDTZS FDGS?


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-25 07:11:39 PM  
I was listening to a gay hate radio station and the DJ spoke a few lines from scripture and then said that the Russian Academy of Sciences had called the Chelyabinsk meteor "a warning".

I thought "He is correct.  And a total asshole."
 
2013-11-25 10:08:42 PM  

12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?


I lived in San Francisco for 10 years. Every year during June (which is actually the rainy season for them), it was clear blue skies (or at least no rain) EVERY SINGLE gay pride parade. I think I can recall one year where it was literally flanked by rainy days.
 
2013-11-26 01:10:02 AM  

bigheadface: GFD HDTZS FDGS?


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2013-11-26 01:23:02 AM  

Empty Matchbook: 12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?

I lived in San Francisco for 10 years. Every year during June (which is actually the rainy season for them), it was clear blue skies (or at least no rain) EVERY SINGLE gay pride parade. I think I can recall one year where it was literally flanked by rainy days.


No different than Pat Robertson saying the Northridge earthquake was because of all the porn studios--who were five miles away, never had damage, but the biggest church in the Valley got huge cracks in the building and stained-glass window that required rebuilding.

You'd think God would have better aim.
 
2013-11-26 10:01:10 AM  

Peki: Empty Matchbook: 12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?

I lived in San Francisco for 10 years. Every year during June (which is actually the rainy season for them), it was clear blue skies (or at least no rain) EVERY SINGLE gay pride parade. I think I can recall one year where it was literally flanked by rainy days.

No different than Pat Robertson saying the Northridge earthquake was because of all the porn studios--who were five miles away, never had damage, but the biggest church in the Valley got huge cracks in the building and stained-glass window that required rebuilding.

You'd think God would have better aim.


One could argue he has great aim, and is sending a message to hypocritical bigots to stop speaking for him.
 
2013-11-26 11:49:05 AM  

grumpfuff: Peki: Empty Matchbook: 12349876: God must be pretty dumb.  West Hollywood is sitting right there and he hits Siberia?

I lived in San Francisco for 10 years. Every year during June (which is actually the rainy season for them), it was clear blue skies (or at least no rain) EVERY SINGLE gay pride parade. I think I can recall one year where it was literally flanked by rainy days.

No different than Pat Robertson saying the Northridge earthquake was because of all the porn studios--who were five miles away, never had damage, but the biggest church in the Valley got huge cracks in the building and stained-glass window that required rebuilding.

You'd think God would have better aim.

One could argue he has great aim, and is sending a message to hypocritical bigots to stop speaking for him.


Here here! *drink*
 
2013-11-26 07:37:53 PM  

studebaker hoch: I'm less concerned with Russian gays than I am about getting our Superbowl ring back.


You uh haven't been reading about all the "walk up to suspected gay then kidnap and torture him for hours on video to terrorize the whole gay community" news stories have you? Try Joe My God, he's a good source for covering that; his commenters are often full of gay derp though.
 
2013-11-26 09:31:59 PM  

bigheadface: GFD HDTZS FDGS?


This
 
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