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(The Tennessean)   Cops investigating man found dead in Antioch parking lot but, so far, he isn't talking   (tennessean.com) divider line 26
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2013-11-25 01:08:59 PM  
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RIP

 
2013-11-25 01:09:56 PM  
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, etc.
 
2013-11-25 01:11:13 PM  
"I said stop resisting!" *whack*
 
2013-11-25 01:12:31 PM  
Perhaps he died while carving it!
 
2013-11-25 01:14:38 PM  
 "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
2013-11-25 01:18:08 PM  
Gnawed to death by a rabbit, I presume.
 
2013-11-25 01:21:34 PM  
Was he celebrating the 64th day of the games?
 
2013-11-25 01:30:46 PM  
DNRTFA, but I'm sorry to hear about those cops passing away so suddenly.
 
2013-11-25 01:39:34 PM  

Felgraf: Perhaps he died while carving it!


Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
 
2013-11-25 02:13:28 PM  
Overlooked for how long?
 
2013-11-25 02:19:14 PM  
What does Antioch mean? The word is creepy to me...
 
2013-11-25 02:28:39 PM  

daemoncan: "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."



Right. One... two... five.
 
2013-11-25 02:29:00 PM  
Brother Maynard wanted for questioning.
 
2013-11-25 02:41:52 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: What does Antioch mean? The word is creepy to me...


Being opposed to och.
 
2013-11-25 03:12:21 PM  
Well, we can be fairly certain he wasn't wearing plaid.
 
2013-11-25 03:18:13 PM  

WelldeadLink: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: What does Antioch mean? The word is creepy to me...

Being opposed to och.


I'm extremely prooch, personally.
 
2013-11-25 04:49:21 PM  
"just look at the bones"
 
2013-11-25 05:14:36 PM  

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RIP


Done in one.
 
2013-11-25 06:29:11 PM  

The water was cold: daemoncan: "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


Right. One... two... five.


Three, Sir.
 
2013-11-25 06:29:57 PM  
This is not a repeat from 1098.
 
2013-11-25 06:32:58 PM  

IC Stars: The water was cold: daemoncan: "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


Right. One... two... five.

Three, Sir.


Three
 
2013-11-25 06:52:04 PM  

Highroller48: Felgraf: Perhaps he died while carving it!

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.


Isn't there a St. Aaaauuugh's in Cornwall?
 
2013-11-25 06:54:21 PM  

Highroller48: Felgraf: Perhaps he died while carving it!

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.


Perhaps he was dictating...
 
2013-11-26 01:18:29 PM  
Pie iesu domine.
 
2013-11-26 01:53:42 PM  

ukexpat: Pie iesu domine.


dora eis requiem.

/bonk
 
2013-11-26 02:28:14 PM  

Genju: ukexpat: Pie iesu domine.

dora eis requiem.

/bonk


"Dona", but you were close.
 
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