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(Foodbeast)   The most epic of splits...a banana split   (foodbeast.com) divider line 23
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2013-11-25 01:30:47 PM  
So this disproves evolution, right?
 
2013-11-25 01:57:08 PM  
 
2013-11-25 01:58:39 PM  
Peeling it this way leaves you with that nasty black party right at the tip.  Peeling it from the stem leaves it embedded in the banana peel and out of your mouth.  Sorry, I'll stick to peeling it from the stem side.
 
2013-11-25 02:17:14 PM  

dfacto: Peeling it this way leaves you with that nasty black party right at the tip.  Peeling it from the stem leaves it embedded in the banana peel and out of your mouth.  Sorry, I'll stick to peeling it from the stem side.


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Seriously, though. It turns a one-step-process (peeling from the stem) into two steps (peeling from the end and cutting/pulling off the banana anus).
 
2013-11-25 02:22:52 PM  
How to eat a watermelon is better, and more useful.
 
2013-11-25 02:37:24 PM  
How about how to slice the inside of a banana into thin slices suitable for cereal before you peel it, and without slicing the peel?
 
2013-11-25 02:41:39 PM  

COMALite J: How about how to slice the inside of a banana into thin slices suitable for cereal before you peel it, and without slicing the peel?


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"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than to use that needle to cut a farking banana with thread" Mat 19:24.
 
2013-11-25 03:04:51 PM  

dfacto: Peeling it this way leaves you with that nasty black party right at the tip.  Peeling it from the stem leaves it embedded in the banana peel and out of your mouth.  Sorry, I'll stick to peeling it from the stem side.


Similarly, I refuse to eat food from the perceived 'anus' of the food. Anything that reminds me of a butthole I will avoid til the bitter end.
Pickles and their tails, apples and their bottom holes, bananas and their black stubby end on the bottom.

Think about it. When you eat a person, do you start with their buttholes first?
 
2013-11-25 03:12:47 PM  

DuudeStanky: dfacto: Peeling it this way leaves you with that nasty black party right at the tip.  Peeling it from the stem leaves it embedded in the banana peel and out of your mouth.  Sorry, I'll stick to peeling it from the stem side.

Similarly, I refuse to eat food from the perceived 'anus' of the food. Anything that reminds me of a butthole I will avoid til the bitter end.
Pickles and their tails, apples and their bottom holes, bananas and their black stubby end on the bottom.

Think about it. When you eat a person, do you start with their buttholes first?


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"Hell yeah! Where do you start?"
 
2013-11-25 03:33:29 PM  
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2013-11-25 03:45:26 PM  

EJ25T: dfacto: Peeling it this way leaves you with that nasty black party right at the tip.  Peeling it from the stem leaves it embedded in the banana peel and out of your mouth.  Sorry, I'll stick to peeling it from the stem side.

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 150x134]

Seriously, though. It turns a one-step-process (peeling from the stem) into two steps (peeling from the end and cutting/pulling off the banana anus).


Bananus?
 
2013-11-25 03:53:21 PM  

dillenger69: One banana Two Banana Three Banana Four!

[i.imgur.com image 359x500]


Better version.
 
2013-11-25 03:54:42 PM  
So who holds the banana while I peel it that way?
 
2013-11-25 04:25:13 PM  

drumhellar: How to eat a watermelon is better, and more useful.


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2013-11-25 05:18:07 PM  
I was under the impression that videos on this subject appeared in Fark about every 6 months. However a superficial search only turns up

08 Sep 2011 http://www.fark.com/comments/6546316/How-to-correctly-peel-a-ba nana-Ye s-youve-been-doing-it-wrong

That thread does link to this somewhat SFW gif.
 
2013-11-25 05:28:57 PM  
I was expecting the camera to pan back and show him doing a Van Damme-esque split between two banana trees as he peeled the banana.

I was disappointed.

Execution was way too lame.
 
2013-11-25 08:31:19 PM  
Pretentious prick. Right there with the How to hold a wine glass properly crowd
 
2013-11-25 09:18:42 PM  

MizzouGuy: Pretentious prick. Right there with the How to hold a wine glass properly crowd


I felt the same thing at first (especially since I knew what he'd say). 2 minutes to peel a banana? Cut the 45 seconds of you with closed eyes explaining how "blind" you were and get it over with.
 
2013-11-25 09:43:54 PM  

Glenford: dillenger69: One banana Two Banana Three Banana Four!

[i.imgur.com image 359x500]

Better version.




Thought you meant this one.
 
2013-11-26 01:23:57 AM  

EJ25T: MizzouGuy: Pretentious prick. Right there with the How to hold a wine glass properly crowd

I felt the same thing at first (especially since I knew what he'd say). 2 minutes to peel a banana? Cut the 45 seconds of you with closed eyes explaining how "blind" you were and get it over with.


It's a parody of a car commercial.  It isn't supposed to be practical.
 
2013-11-26 01:43:37 AM  
Oh... and if they couldn't deliver the Van Damme split, how about a real banana split?

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...and that makes me miss a childhood memory of having one of these near my house:
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...back in the early 70s. I see they only have two locations now, though at one time, they had 130 locations at one time.
 
2013-11-26 02:47:56 AM  
Story #2 on the right side menu is "Flamin' Hot Cheetos Landing kids in ER"  I click and the kid ate 20 -30 bags in a month.  You know my standard for "News" isn't particularly high but WTF of course you can't eat that much of anything in a month.  Next on the list: "Pools of Water Linked to Kids Drowning". But I guess they got me to click, and that's all that farking matters.  To them.
 
2013-11-26 12:15:29 PM  
DuudeStanky:

Think about it. When you eat a person, do you start with their buttholes first?

Only with your mom, and that's because she requests it.
 
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