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(Guardian)   "Gay women need more celesbians." Hot, hot celesbians   (theguardian.com ) divider line
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2013-11-25 12:15:52 PM  
What are you talking about? What this is I dont even
 
2013-11-25 12:48:02 PM  
TFA Author looks awfully crabby and fussy. She just needs a good man.

i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-25 01:06:35 PM  
That's so Raven.
 
2013-11-25 01:07:02 PM  
Amber Heard isn't hot enough for this author? Well ok she did hook up with Depp, but c'mon even dykes have to admit he's a pretty man.
 
2013-11-25 01:21:17 PM  
There are more either/or gay men than women because women tend to be more in the bi spectrum... At least according to Dean Hammer.
 
2013-11-25 02:08:55 PM  
They've got Rosie.
 
2013-11-25 02:09:12 PM  
bloggingexperiment.com
 
2013-11-25 02:12:46 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!
 
2013-11-25 02:14:37 PM  

zappaisfrank: She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!


I'd accept a beej from her, even though she looks like a spitter.
 
2013-11-25 02:21:42 PM  
Ceslesbians? I welcome our new Asian bisexual overlords
 
2013-11-25 02:26:52 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What are you talking about? What this is I dont even


You're not a real person unless you have a large number of celebrity analogues to yourself so that you can glom onto their fame and "justify" who you are. Or something ...
 
2013-11-25 02:27:01 PM  
You know who else liked lesbians hot hot?
 
2013-11-25 02:33:41 PM  

GRCooper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What are you talking about? What this is I dont even

You're not a real person unless you have a large number of celebrity analogues to yourself so that you can glom onto their fame and "justify" who you are. Or something ...


Tokenism is hot!
 
2013-11-25 02:38:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: zappaisfrank: She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!

I'd accept a beej from her, even though she looks like a spitter.


As long as she spits on her floor and not mine.
 
2013-11-25 02:44:42 PM  
I already regret this bookmark
 
2013-11-25 02:47:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


even though she looks like a spitter she used to be a man.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-25 02:49:34 PM  
Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?
 
2013-11-25 02:51:30 PM  

zappaisfrank: [static.guim.co.uk image 140x140]

She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!


"Let's play an Alanis Morissette CD and talk about how dramatic my life has been."
 
2013-11-25 02:53:49 PM  

machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?


Porn
 
2013-11-25 02:57:27 PM  

machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?


You're thinking of Scots
 
2013-11-25 02:59:40 PM  

LewDux: You know who else liked lesbians hot hot?


95% of the males in Fark?
 
2013-11-25 03:01:59 PM  

groppet: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: zappaisfrank: She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!

I'd accept a beej from her, even though she looks like a spitter.

As long as she spits on her floor and not mine.


spit, swallow... the important part is accomplished, this is just post-event logistics.
 
2013-11-25 03:02:14 PM  

machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. attractive at roughly similar rates to all people, which is to say, rarely.


Just wait 'til the first generation of genetically engineered kids. We'll all look like horrible troglodytes.

/but the porn will be outstanding
 
2013-11-25 03:02:36 PM  

limeyfellow: LewDux: You know who else liked lesbians hot hot?

95% of the males in Fark.com/politics?

 
2013-11-25 03:07:44 PM  

LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots


Real lesbians are rarely Scots?
 
2013-11-25 03:10:26 PM  

Wellon Dowd: LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots

Real lesbians are rarely Scots?


I don't think it's meant to be taken literally. He's probably about all Gaelic people.
 
2013-11-25 03:11:01 PM  
talking about
 
2013-11-25 03:13:42 PM  

Wellon Dowd: LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots

Real lesbians are rarely Scots?


I think he means "No true Scot is a lesbian."
 
2013-11-25 03:16:59 PM  
Pics to the right.

I repeat, PICS TO THE RIGHT.

That headline needs some fixing before this thread becomes a dud.
 
2013-11-25 03:17:35 PM  

LewDux: You know who else liked lesbians hot hot?


img2-1.timeinc.net
Famous daytime talk show hosts?
 
2013-11-25 03:20:46 PM  
Or you could, I don't know, look for your role models outside of the shallow, vacuous, vanity driven world of celebrity culture.

Just a thought.
 
2013-11-25 03:21:15 PM  

LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots


Real lesbians are rarely Scots?!?
 
2013-11-25 03:22:00 PM  

Wellon Dowd: LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots

Real lesbians are rarely Scots?


Dammit
 
2013-11-25 03:22:21 PM  

LewDux: You know who else liked lesbians hot hot?


Mel Gibson?

hollywoodandswine.com
 
2013-11-25 03:22:32 PM  

Snapper Carr: Or you could, I don't know, look for your role models outside of the shallow, vacuous, vanity driven world of celebrity culture.

Just a thought.


Yeeeeaaaaah... but that would require to read a few books and even been selective about how you spend your free time...

Celebrities are easier....
 
2013-11-25 03:24:34 PM  

machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?


Most straight people aren't hot. There's just so many of them that it occasionally happens.
 
2013-11-25 03:25:48 PM  
I nominate Eliza Dushku and Christina Appelgate. Elizabeth Banks can join in as well.

/I could continue, but I have work to do.
 
2013-11-25 03:26:18 PM  
The fact that this has not turned into a threat consisting entirely of Portia de Rossi photos had convinced me that Fark's male audience is now entirely homosexual.

I am okay with this.
 
2013-11-25 03:29:41 PM  

machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?


To paraphrase Patty (or Selma): some are lesbians by choice, some have lesbianism thrust upon them.
 
2013-11-25 03:30:56 PM  

dekko: The fact that this has not turned into a threat consisting entirely of Portia de Rossi photos had convinced me that Fark's male audience is now entirely homosexual.



...or they're at work?
 
2013-11-25 03:31:27 PM  
Real lesbians or porn lesbians?
 
2013-11-25 03:35:19 PM  

zappaisfrank: [static.guim.co.uk image 140x140]

She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!


Why is Aubrey Plaza's character from Parks and Recreation writing an article for The Guardian?
 
2013-11-25 03:36:20 PM  
Why did the article lead with a picture of Kevin Garnett in a wig?
 
2013-11-25 03:39:18 PM  

zappaisfrank: [static.guim.co.uk image 140x140]

She looks like a lot of fun to hang out with...the laughs must just be non-stop!


Obviously angry about the penis.
 
2013-11-25 03:41:00 PM  
General!  We just got a call from NASA!  It's what we all feared.  An invasion of CELESBIANS!
 
2013-11-25 03:45:06 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: LewDux: machoprogrammer: Real lesbians are rarely hot. How do people not know this by now?

You're thinking of Scots

Real lesbians are rarely Scots?!?


There's a television series about this.
 
2013-11-25 03:52:43 PM  

Snapper Carr: Or you could, I don't know, look for your role models outside of the shallow, vacuous, vanity driven world of celebrity culture.

Just a thought.


No kidding. There's Florence Nightingale, Sara Lee, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker....The list is endless.

/yes, they're all lesbians. I looked it up
 
2013-11-25 04:00:01 PM  
I think she's barking up the wrong tree here.  As a straight man, I receive no such validation in my sexuality by seeing straight men on TV.  I think her real gripe here is that 1. there are few gay female role models anywhere, since that makes up a very limited portion of the population (come to Massachusetts in the US, Amelia.  You'll be pleasantly surprised)
and 2. You can't change your TV to one of those second rate cable stations without finding gay men.  But the problem with that:  the gay men portrayed on television are typically obnoxious people with few redeeming qualities, as is the mantra with all human beings on these pseudo reality shows.
I say look into community and other local places for your role models.  They're around, living their lives, being good, productive members of society.
 
2013-11-25 04:00:15 PM  
She's got to be joking.

Lesbians have this:


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-25 04:01:05 PM  
...What the hell. No pictures in this thread?

api.ning.com
 
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