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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   If you're getting "cup checked" by your German teacher, there might be something amiss   (gazette.com) divider line 29
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2013-11-25 11:41:02 AM
Or something very very right.

My German teacher was hot. Blonde hair, blue eyed, built like a brink shiathouse with a thick German accent.

I'd blitzkrieg that....


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2013-11-25 12:05:27 PM
If he's whispering when he does it, he's probably not even German.  So get your money back.
 
2013-11-25 01:10:27 PM
The boy said that nothing physical happened.

Of course he did.
 
2013-11-25 01:11:31 PM
Was his name Sy Borg?
 
2013-11-25 01:12:44 PM
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2013-11-25 01:12:56 PM
Dies ist ein großer wiener!
 
2013-11-25 01:15:19 PM
The dreaded purple nurple.
 
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2013-11-25 01:16:28 PM
The SA used to "cup check" each other, then German citizens, then the country of Poland.
 
2013-11-25 01:17:50 PM
was never 'cup checked'
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& is disappointed by that
 
2013-11-25 01:25:39 PM
I was kinda hoping for a leather wearing Eva Braun type. Oh well.
 
2013-11-25 01:38:08 PM
If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!
 
2013-11-25 01:40:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or something very very right.

My German teacher was hot. Blonde hair, blue eyed, built like a brink shiathouse with a thick German accent.

I'd blitzkrieg that....


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What does that fine young mädchen have in her left hand? Is that some Aryan tribute to Jesse Owens?
 
2013-11-25 01:45:50 PM
Chandler: He said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...
Ross: What?
Chandler: ...Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross? Would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison!
 
2013-11-25 01:53:38 PM

99.998er: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or something very very right.

My German teacher was hot. Blonde hair, blue eyed, built like a brink shiathouse with a thick German accent.

I'd blitzkrieg that....


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What does that fine young mädchen have in her left hand? Is that some Aryan tribute to Jesse Owens?


Looks like she's a "horn-blower"
 
2013-11-25 02:08:49 PM
I'm just impressed there's a school system that offers German.

But, really, dude, you're a TEACHER. How could you think this behavior would not be reported eventually?

Grabbing balls OK, but do it on your own time.
 
2013-11-25 02:10:55 PM
They still teach German in high school?  I thought that was replaced by Japanese and Chinese long ago.

/ Tasseprobieren?
// Unglaublich!
 
2013-11-25 03:05:04 PM

moresugar: They still teach German in high school?  I thought that was replaced by Japanese and Chinese long ago.

/ Tasseprobieren?
// Unglaublich!


They still teach Latin, which I thought was replaced by Sign language long ago.

/Deus ex machina?

//
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2013-11-25 03:08:45 PM

Prof. Frink: If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!


Male teacher cruising for teenage boys.  Yet another poster-child for why we used to stone people for sodomy.
 
2013-11-25 03:16:46 PM

Mouser: Prof. Frink: If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!

Male teacher cruising for teenage boys.  Yet another poster-child for why we used to stone people for sodomy.


Because it's the same-sex thing that's the problem here.
 
2013-11-25 03:30:21 PM
¡kraf you subby, I'm not taking any surveys.
 
2013-11-25 03:57:48 PM
Is that like penis check day back in junior high.
 
2013-11-25 04:00:45 PM

KAzaMM: Is that like penis check day back in junior high.


I had scoliosis of the penis for six straight years!
 
2013-11-25 04:25:55 PM

thamike: KAzaMM: Is that like penis check day back in junior high.

I had scoliosis of the penis for six straightcrooked years!


FTFY
 
2013-11-25 05:57:56 PM

thamike: Mouser: Prof. Frink: If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!

Male teacher cruising for teenage boys.  Yet another poster-child for why we used to stone people for sodomy.

Because it's the same-sex thing that's the problem here.


Well, to be fair, it's a little harder to go around cup-checking teenage girls.
 
2013-11-25 06:19:32 PM
Bunch of little homophobes...
 
2013-11-25 08:04:24 PM
I see I have been summoned and I'm just going to have a seat right over there.
 
2013-11-26 01:02:32 AM

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OMG, you're awesome!

/oldtime Clopin fanatic
 
2013-11-26 06:14:07 AM

Mouser: thamike: Mouser: Prof. Frink: If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!

Male teacher cruising for teenage boys.  Yet another poster-child for why we used to stone people for sodomy.

Because it's the same-sex thing that's the problem here.

Well, to be fair, it's a little harder to go around cup-checking teenage girls.


That's probably the most compelling argument for why you used to stone people for sodomy.
 
2013-11-26 11:06:07 AM

Mouser: thamike: Mouser: Prof. Frink: If she's a miss, it's okay. If it's a mister, ARREST CASTRATE AND EXECUTE THAT PEDOPHILIC MONSTER!!!!!

Male teacher cruising for teenage boys.  Yet another poster-child for why we used to stone people for sodomy.

Because it's the same-sex thing that's the problem here.

Well, to be fair, it's a little harder to go around cup-checking teenage girls.


Because it's totally acceptable when teachers grab the crotch of a teenage girl.
 
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