farm machine: So nothing worth of value was lost.
Tangenital: I have a Mexican neighbor who drinks nothing but Bud light and manages to do so in such quantities that he is slurring and stumbling around. I suppose he's watching his waistline although he and all his Bud Light swilling friends look nothing like the commercials. He sometimes invites me over for thinly sliced overdone meat from his grill. I always bring my own beer and an extra one for him to try. He always declines and we are both nice about it and I suppose Bud Light is sufficiently wet to wash down that dry-ass Bil-jac he cooks on his grill every weekend.
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