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(Opposing Views)   Feigning ignorance about the illegality of dog fighting works a lot better when you don't have a 240-page book on dog fighting in your home   (opposingviews.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, Minneapolis, Minneapolis Police, GPS tracker, Hennepin County, Daniel Herron, Dirty Minds  
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2013-11-25 10:08:48 AM  
Can Opposing Views just go away now?
 
2013-11-25 10:09:11 AM  
Don't be bl- oh dammit.

Well, pretend you can read, son. No jury in Detroit will convict.
 
2013-11-25 10:09:22 AM  
It's a coffee table book.
 
2013-11-25 10:09:50 AM  
*can't. Apparently I can't type.
 
2013-11-25 10:10:17 AM  
how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.
 
2013-11-25 10:10:42 AM  
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-11-25 10:10:44 AM  
From first page of book:

"The first rule of Dog Fight Club is you don't talk about Dog Fight Club. You know, 'cause it's illegal."
 
2013-11-25 10:14:45 AM  

Headso: how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.


The other day I saw a ~280 page book on how to breathe while running. Apparently it can be summed up in a few words: 3:2 nose to mouth rhythm
 
2013-11-25 10:19:17 AM  

Headso: how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.


Dog fighting for Dummies.
 
2013-11-25 10:23:27 AM  

Fano: Don't be bl- oh dammit.

Well, pretend you can read, son. No jury in Detroit will convict.


Considering this is Minneapolis I would hope not.
 
2013-11-25 10:34:26 AM  
To be fair, I have a whole host of books at home longer than 240 pages that I've simply never gotten around to reading....That said, I don't buy his bull shiat for one second.
 
2013-11-25 10:35:06 AM  
cdn.straightfromthea.com
D'awwww.  Who would hurt an adorable little puppy?
 
2013-11-25 10:44:02 AM  
s24.postimg.org
We take a dim view of dog fighting 'round here.

However..

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2013-11-25 11:32:06 AM  
Feigning ignorance about the illegality of dog fighting works a lot better when you don't have a 240-page book on dog fighting in your home

Why?  Does one of the pages say dog fighting is illegal?
 
2013-11-25 11:34:03 AM  

Headso: how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.


You goof.  You don't just have elimination rounds to find the top dog that now no one will ever bet against.  You are not going to make it in this business and will be stuck with dogs and debt.
 
2013-11-25 11:40:32 AM  
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2013-11-25 11:42:42 AM  
It's not my bag, baby.
 
2013-11-25 12:03:18 PM  

trappedspirit: Headso: how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.

You goof.  You don't just have elimination rounds to find the top dog that now no one will ever bet against.  You are not going to make it in this business and will be stuck with dogs and debt.


So you also have to breed a few "Lil brudders" to keep your stable fair for wagering?
 
2013-11-25 12:10:12 PM  

Fano: trappedspirit: Headso: how do you write 200 pages about dog fighting? seems pretty cut and dry.. get the dog that can kill the other dog and put it in the ring.

You goof.  You don't just have elimination rounds to find the top dog that now no one will ever bet against.  You are not going to make it in this business and will be stuck with dogs and debt.

So you also have to breed a few "Lil brudders" to keep your stable fair for wagering?


You don't breed "Lil brudders", you make them.
*wink*
 
2013-11-25 02:07:33 PM  
cavalcadeofschlock.com
Cat fi-aaiggggghtttt!

/CATFIGHT!
 
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