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(TMZ)   If you had "less than a week" for the estimation at the length of time Clint Eastwood's daughter and Jonah Hill's brother would stay married, claim your prize. Bonus if you guessed the whole thing was fueled by booze   (tmz.com) divider line 43
    More: Followup, Clint Eastwood, Jonah Hill, Britney Spears, Elvis impersonator, wedding chapel, Jason Alexander, TMZ  
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2013-11-25 10:00:35 AM
I think we're taking this derivative fame thing a bit too far.
 
2013-11-25 10:09:00 AM
Heh, I had no idea they even got married, or that they existed.
 
2013-11-25 10:11:37 AM
If they hadn't been fleetingly touched by fame, no one would ever have heard of them, and they could have rolled their eyes when they sobered up and gotten an annulment.

But now we all get to laugh at them!
 
2013-11-25 10:38:44 AM
I'd heard her name, but only recently realized she was the daughter of Frances Fisher. It makes sense when you see them together.

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2013-11-25 11:12:09 AM
At least he got to outkick the coverage for a few days. Wonder if he even remembers the honeymoon..
 
2013-11-25 11:15:34 AM
I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
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That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.
 
2013-11-25 11:22:31 AM
Nobody should ever marry somebody who looks that much like a young Rob Ford.

/and he's pretty ugly too
//thank you, I'm here all week
 
2013-11-25 11:23:17 AM

Sybarite: I'd heard her name, but only recently realized she was the daughter of Frances Fisher. It makes sense when you see them together.

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It's sad when you need to use tongs to pull someone out of a birth canal, isn't it?
 
2013-11-25 11:23:49 AM

Anonymous Bosch: Nobody should ever marry somebody who looks that much like a young Rob Ford.

/and he's pretty ugly too
//thank you, I'm here all week



Dammit. One post.
 
2013-11-25 11:24:24 AM
"I'M GETTING AN ANNULMENT From Jonah Hill's Bro," said no one ever.
 
2013-11-25 11:24:54 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.


I'm going to kill myself right after this comment, but it was actually her boyfriend's art. I guess ex-boyfriend now.
 
2013-11-25 11:26:58 AM
I guess he failed to make her day.

/puts on sunglasses.
 
2013-11-25 11:28:30 AM
good. Now I can keep banging her.
 
2013-11-25 11:36:52 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."

That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.


"Worth"
 
2013-11-25 11:38:51 AM

Anonymous Bosch: Nobody should ever marry somebody who looks that much like a young Rob Ford.

/and he's pretty ugly too
//thank you, I'm here all week


*shakes tiny fist*

Well done.
 
2013-11-25 11:41:55 AM
"Hey now, who hasn't done stupid stuff while in a drinken stupor?"

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2013-11-25 11:49:19 AM

farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."

That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.


It's a piece of dyed leather and some fasteners, get over it coont.
 
2013-11-25 12:04:27 PM
Not sure how either one of them qualifies as news but it is still pretty funny.
 
2013-11-25 12:05:12 PM
Which Jonas Brother is he again?
 
2013-11-25 12:16:27 PM

Mad_Radhu: "Hey now, who hasn't done stupid stuff while in a drinken stupor?"

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I'd say Hill's brother's drunken bender-borne stupidity is a lot more awesome than Mr. Ford's there though. Only way his could end better is if he ended up married to Heather Graham and didn't get that annulled.
 
2013-11-25 12:31:38 PM

farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.


It says quite a bit that you're more upset over someone destroying a $100,000 purse, than the fact that there is a $100,000 purse.

/It's a farking bag, get over it.
 
2013-11-25 12:36:56 PM
Well, Clint and his wife are still doing just fine.  Here they are at a recent speaking engagement:

abcnews.go.com
 
2013-11-25 12:44:39 PM
And this is why we shouldn't allow the gays to get married.
 
2013-11-25 12:46:11 PM
Attractive girl, but now that I've notice it, I can't unnoticed it - her eyes are kind of far apart.
 
2013-11-25 12:47:45 PM

YodaBlues: farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.

It says quite a bit that you're more upset over someone destroying a $100,000 purse, than the fact that there is a $100,000 purse.

/It's a farking bag, get over it.


The bag is a huge waste of money even if she didn't destroy it and as "art" it's farking stupid.
 
2013-11-25 12:54:44 PM

farkingismybusiness: YodaBlues: farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.

It says quite a bit that you're more upset over someone destroying a $100,000 purse, than the fact that there is a $100,000 purse.

/It's a farking bag, get over it.

The bag is a huge waste of money even if she didn't destroy it and as "art" it's farking stupid.


Well, what was the message of her art?  Was her point that it was just a farking bag and not worthy of being valued at 100K?  I could get behind that message.
 
2013-11-25 01:00:07 PM

Pumpernickel bread: farkingismybusiness: YodaBlues: farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.

It says quite a bit that you're more upset over someone destroying a $100,000 purse, than the fact that there is a $100,000 purse.

/It's a farking bag, get over it.

The bag is a huge waste of money even if she didn't destroy it and as "art" it's farking stupid.

Well, what was the message of her art?  Was her point that it was just a farking bag and not worthy of being valued at 100K?  I could get behind that message.


^This.
 
2013-11-25 01:05:10 PM
It still farking pisses me off that gay people can't get married in the vast majority of this country (and the world) because "oh no, they're going to ruin the grand institution of marriage with all their irresponsible sexuality," but these farking heteros can run around, doing whatever the fark they want with marriage.  What a bunch of farking bullshiat.
 
2013-11-25 01:21:17 PM
Divorce should be taxed heavily.

If you can't prove abuse, then you should have to pay 50% of your assets in taxes to your state, and the money would go to education.  Both parties have to pay.  That would put a stop to these stupid shenanigans.

A law like that would really benefit California.
 
2013-11-25 01:22:19 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Well, what was the message of her art?  Was her point that it was just a farking bag and not worthy of being valued at 100K?  I could get behind that message.


Apparently it was for her reality show. It's not like she's the Joker.
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2013-11-25 01:22:53 PM
Did she have an ornery orangutan punch him in the face?
 
2013-11-25 01:24:59 PM
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Did they even consummate the marriage?
 
2013-11-25 01:36:38 PM
"In the future, everyone will be world-famous married for 15 minutes."

- Rand Paul
 
2013-11-25 01:41:17 PM
She probably lived at home and her father told the groom to get off his lawn.
 
2013-11-25 02:48:46 PM

duffblue: farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."

That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.

It's a piece of dyed leather and some fasteners, get over it coont.


At $100K it's probably not leather, most likely alligator.
Still overpriced for such a bag, but clearly people are willing to spend that much.
 
2013-11-25 03:09:25 PM

farkingismybusiness: [blog.zap2it.com image 550x355]
Did they even consummate the marriage?


You never seal the deal when you're married to Usarmy.
 
2013-11-25 03:41:22 PM

lennavan: Well, Clint and his wife are still doing just fine.  Here they are at a recent speaking engagement:


Nice

+1
 
2013-11-25 06:46:14 PM
CALLED IT

SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE MY ASS


AND fark YOU TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHER farkERS WHO HAVE THE AUDACITY AND NERVE TO SAY THAT HOMOSEXUALS SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO THIS "SACRED" INSTITUTION.  fark YOU.  fark YOUR MOM.  fark YOUR DAD.  fark THEIR PARENTS. fark YOUR KIDS, YOUR DOG AND GO DIE IN A FIRE.

 
2013-11-25 09:52:35 PM

lennavan: Well, Clint and his wife are still doing just fine.  Here they are at a recent speaking engagement:

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]


Til this day I still cant get over how uncomfortable that chair looks. It makes me uncomfortable just looking at the chair.
 
2013-11-25 10:14:26 PM

YodaBlues: Pumpernickel bread: farkingismybusiness: YodaBlues: farkingismybusiness: I know about the coont because she destroyed a Birkin bag for her so-called "art."
[1stontrend.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]
That bag was farking $100,000. Spoiled biatch.

It says quite a bit that you're more upset over someone destroying a $100,000 purse, than the fact that there is a $100,000 purse.

/It's a farking bag, get over it.

The bag is a huge waste of money even if she didn't destroy it and as "art" it's farking stupid.

Well, what was the message of her art?  Was her point that it was just a farking bag and not worthy of being valued at 100K?  I could get behind that message.

^This.


The message, apparently, is that some rich people do spend their money. The important question is whether or not it just went into the hands of more rich people.
 
2013-11-25 11:42:52 PM
Nice picture of her in the article, she looks like a young Hilary Clinton and we know how well she aged.
 
2013-11-26 02:14:32 AM
MrHappyRotterneeds a valium.
 
2013-11-26 10:31:54 AM
If nubile celebrity daughters are truly not interested in chubby sibling schlubs of B-list celebrities, then I have no hope.

Actually, I do have hope because I'm now in a relationship with a hot German girl who's ~10 years my junior.
 
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