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(New York Daily News)   Giada De Laurentiis has knife accident while slicing a turkey during live TV broadcast. Alton Brown immediately does 15 minutes on the history of finger sandwiches   (nydailynews.com) divider line 68
    More: Scary, Giada De Laurentiis, Food Network, Giada, live TV, Bobby Flay, photo showing, tea sandwich, RadarOnline  
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2013-11-25 09:40:40 AM
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2013-11-25 09:58:59 AM
I volunteer to salvage Giada's breast meat.
 
2013-11-25 09:59:45 AM
Good news is, it looks like she'll be in one piece when this is all over.  Yeesh, scary stuff.
 
2013-11-25 10:00:30 AM
any excuse to post hot pictures of Giada, I suppose
 
2013-11-25 10:02:16 AM
I'd knife her gash.
 
2013-11-25 10:02:44 AM
I'd finger her.
 
2013-11-25 10:11:25 AM
The best was her response to Alton's question about her favorite meat from the turkey.

"I like the breast!"

"Stop looking at me like that Alton"

Alton knows what we were all thinking.
 
2013-11-25 10:15:00 AM
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2013-11-25 10:15:35 AM
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2013-11-25 10:16:49 AM
Are her amazing breasts still OK????


/will need proof. Lots of proof.
 
2013-11-25 10:20:44 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-11-25 10:25:54 AM
done. in. one.
 
2013-11-25 10:28:55 AM
But what everyone really wants to know is, with a mouth that big, just how many could she fit in at once, is she hot enough that that many straight guys would go for that much close contact just to do it, or would she have to go bi?
 
2013-11-25 10:29:37 AM
cdn.nextround.net
 
2013-11-25 10:30:13 AM
Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.
 
2013-11-25 10:39:32 AM

ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.


WTF? Her smile? Of all the things to dislike someone over...
 
2013-11-25 10:40:03 AM
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2013-11-25 10:41:48 AM
Giada's mouth is so big it makes John Holmes uncomforable

Would bang, but only if gagged with a basketball.....just sayin'
 
2013-11-25 10:45:09 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Her tits are gonna be okay, right? RIGHT?
 
2013-11-25 10:45:14 AM
I've actually never seen her show, but her ready-made pasta sauce is surprisingly good, and relatively cheap.

The catch is that you can only buy it at Target.
 
2013-11-25 10:48:27 AM

dolphkhan: [cdn.nextround.net image 500x179]


That's... just beautiful.
 
2013-11-25 10:48:29 AM
Meh, most chef do some along those lines an a somewhat regular basis, probably would even need stitches.

/Oh and her breasts survived so all is well.
 
2013-11-25 10:49:34 AM

xtalman: Meh, most chef do some along those lines an a somewhat regular basis, probably would

wouldn't even need stitches.

/Oh and her breasts survived so all is well.


FIFM
 
2013-11-25 10:57:21 AM
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2013-11-25 11:00:07 AM

ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.


i44.tinypic.com

Every problem comes with its own solution.
 
2013-11-25 11:01:02 AM

bdub77: Done in one.


With all due respect, I disagree. Particularly for the contributions from FlashHarry. I'd love to watch her eat cinnamon rolls all damn day.
 
2013-11-25 11:13:33 AM
Good thing it wasn't her tongue that got cut. Then she couldn't pronounce mascarpone correctly
 
2013-11-25 11:15:29 AM

FarkingReading: [img.fark.net image 317x400]


That picture creeps me out ...... like a living bobblehead......
 
2013-11-25 11:21:13 AM

gizmokid18: FarkingReading: [img.fark.net image 317x400]

That picture creeps me out ...... like a living bobblehead......


Pretty sure it's shopped. But not by much!

She's a walking candy apple!
 
2013-11-25 11:23:35 AM
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2013-11-25 11:45:40 AM

litespeed74: Good thing it wasn't her tongue that got cut. Then she couldn't pronounce mascarpone correctly


Who can?

/have actually seen it on menus spelled "mars Capone"
 
2013-11-25 11:48:08 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: litespeed74: Good thing it wasn't her tongue that got cut. Then she couldn't pronounce mascarpone correctly

Who can?

/have actually seen it on menus spelled "mars Capone"


It could be worse. She could be one of those people who pronounce "chipotle" as "chi-pole-tay."
 
2013-11-25 11:51:34 AM
Probably because she was drunk and distracted thinking about Bobby Flay's dick.
 
2013-11-25 11:56:38 AM
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2013-11-25 11:57:10 AM
Meh.  I cut myself worse than that opening my iPod's case.  Luckily, I'd just stocked up on superglue.  The funniest part was all the odd places around the office I found blood for the next two weeks.
 
2013-11-25 12:01:30 PM
Last year the flirting was awesome between Alton and Giada.
 
2013-11-25 12:06:22 PM

dolphkhan: [cdn.nextround.net image 500x179]


Lost
 
2013-11-25 12:36:47 PM

peterthx: ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.

WTF? Her smile? Of all the things to dislike someone over...


I should have been more specific. She doesn't smile, she shows us her teeth. It means no crow's feet wrinkle lines for her as she ages, but it looks fake as hell.
 
2013-11-25 12:51:05 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.

[i44.tinypic.com image 400x581]

Every problem comes with its own solution.


Does anybody have the original of this?
 
2013-11-25 12:52:43 PM

ChrisDe: peterthx: ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.

WTF? Her smile? Of all the things to dislike someone over...

I should have been more specific. She doesn't smile, she shows us her teeth. It means no crow's feet wrinkle lines for her as she ages, but it looks fake as hell.


Apparently her teeth are her favorite physical feature.  At least that's what she told Alton Brown when he interviewed her on his podcast.  She had bad teeth as a kid and she's quite proud of how they came out after many trips to the orthodontist as a teen.
 
2013-11-25 12:52:44 PM
My girlfriend and I sat down this weekend to watch her show. I told her, hey lets watch the titties and teeth show. She looked at me confused, then we watched......Oh, haha titties and teeth show, I get it.


I love titties and teeth...

Get well Giada.......titty sprinkles
 
2013-11-25 12:59:20 PM
Over in one, by a Farker with an awesome handle to boot
 
2013-11-25 01:06:15 PM
It's not the first time her family has had Epic Fail while working on turkeys.

/Still going "Dafuq? They thought we'd find this funny?" every time Superman III would show on TV

www.israellycool.com
 
2013-11-25 01:23:22 PM

offacue: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.

[i44.tinypic.com image 400x581]

Every problem comes with its own solution.

Does anybody have the original of this?


snarkerati.com
 
2013-11-25 01:25:19 PM
Maybe if she brought it down to a 7 this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-11-25 01:48:45 PM

xnecron: [img600.imageshack.us image 500x408]


No matter how many times that picture is posted on Fark, I laugh every damn time I see it.  I laugh when I know it's coming up in a thread, and I haven't even seen it yet.
 
2013-11-25 02:17:46 PM

Khellendros: xnecron: [img600.imageshack.us image 500x408]

No matter how many times that picture is posted on Fark, I laugh every damn time I see it.  I laugh when I know it's coming up in a thread, and I haven't even seen it yet.


The declaration of how that meme will always be funny has become a vital part of that meme.
 
2013-11-25 02:56:33 PM
She's at 10 fingers....we need her at about a nine.
 
2013-11-25 03:24:10 PM

Sgt Otter: I've actually never seen her show, but her ready-made pasta sauce is surprisingly good, and relatively cheap.

The catch is that you can only buy it at Target.


It's the only food show with porn music.
 
2013-11-25 03:44:01 PM

peterthx: ChrisDe: Flaunting breasts aside, I do not like that woman. Cheshire cat smile bugs me.

WTF? Her smile? Of all the things to dislike someone over...


I can't stand the way she speaks in perfect American English but just has to go all Italian whenever she says "parmesan" or "mozzarella."
 
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