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(News.com.au)   Airline passenger successfully uses the "peppermint oil defense" to put indecent exposure charges on hold   (news.com.au) divider line 41
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2013-11-25 10:33:21 AM
Gotta try this on the Metro today.
 
2013-11-25 10:33:53 AM
So instead of heading to the bathroom to watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?
 
2013-11-25 10:34:00 AM
Note to self.
 
2013-11-25 10:34:36 AM
Rape culture
 
2013-11-25 10:36:19 AM
PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM
 
2013-11-25 10:38:51 AM

PhDemented: PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM


you cant really wash peppermint oil off that easily like.. maybe if he had some rubbing alcohol he could get it off.. but then it would be like lighting them on fire.

maybe in a shower he could get it done.. but a sink on a plane?  not a chance.
 
2013-11-25 10:39:25 AM
If some chica was seated twixt two danglers and did the same, aw fark it. I hate women. I mean it.
 
2013-11-25 10:40:58 AM
I wonder what kind of trouble there would have been if the oil hit the anus.
 
2013-11-25 10:43:31 AM
FTFA: "Is this the most embarrassing plane gaffe? "

Yes, such a terrible job of photoshopping an extra engine onto an A320 is pretty embarrassing.
 
2013-11-25 10:47:29 AM
When the essential oil hits the penis
 
2013-11-25 10:48:44 AM
The next time I lean forward and peer up the skirt of a fellow passenger, only to find said passenger sans panties, I'm pressing indecent exposure charges.
 
2013-11-25 10:49:38 AM

kvinesknows: PhDemented: PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM

you cant really wash peppermint oil off that easily like.. maybe if he had some rubbing alcohol he could get it off.. but then it would be like lighting them on fire.

maybe in a shower he could get it done.. but a sink on a plane?  not a chance.


Man up and keep your junk in your pants.
 
2013-11-25 10:50:56 AM

Click Click D'oh: FTFA: "Is this the most embarrassing plane gaffe? "

Yes, such a terrible job of photoshopping an extra engine onto an A320 is pretty embarrassing.


Came here to say this. Plus, the reflection on both engines looks like a baggage handler cart and the nose of another plane, which would be interesting to see at 30,000ft.
 
2013-11-25 10:58:27 AM
He later told investigators that he had used the oil to treat a headache as he didn't believe in medication.

In what sense is an oil used to treat headaches not a medication? He might as well say he ate the hot dog because he is a vegetarian.

pretentious douche should be locked up.
 
2013-11-25 11:10:40 AM
"things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.
 
2013-11-25 11:18:15 AM
That's what happened to Charlie Brown when he slept with Peppermint Patty. He got the ol' peppermint-penis.
 
2013-11-25 11:19:10 AM
I accidentally got Cinnamon oil onto my lips and gums the other day after biting my thumbnail and it burned like hell for several minutes, like I had eaten a habanero
 
2013-11-25 11:21:21 AM

rightylefty: "things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.


At precisely that point in flight, the plane began flying 180 degrees due south. Duh.
 
2013-11-25 11:24:57 AM

rightylefty: "things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.


FYI. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
2:  in effect :  virtually (will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins)

...See also: "ironic"
 
2013-11-25 11:28:41 AM

StopLurkListen: rightylefty: "things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.

FYI. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
2:  in effect :  virtually (will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins)

...See also: "ironic"


See also "my explanation" and "Occam's razor". The airplane turned. That is much simpler than some "journalist" using some "metaphor" or whatever and then referring to the SECOND definition (what a joke; printed words can only mean one thing).
 
2013-11-25 11:32:20 AM

rightylefty: "things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.


For all intensive purposes, its definately rediculous that people can't grammar good anymore.
 
2013-11-25 11:43:28 AM
He didn't believe in medication, so he used medication on a headache?
 
2013-11-25 11:45:52 AM
Oil of Olay makes me do the same thing.
 
2013-11-25 11:53:24 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: For all intensive purposes, its definately rediculous that people can't grammar grammer good anymore.


You missed a critical one!
 
2013-11-25 11:54:30 AM

LadySusan: kvinesknows: PhDemented: PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM

you cant really wash peppermint oil off that easily like.. maybe if he had some rubbing alcohol he could get it off.. but then it would be like lighting them on fire.

maybe in a shower he could get it done.. but a sink on a plane?  not a chance.

Man up and keep your junk in your pants.


well sure.  but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it.  answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.
 
2013-11-25 12:14:42 PM
I use mint oil on regular basis & this dude is full of it. I have had this happen a couple times when I forgot I had some on my hands and then used the bathroom. It is strong, yes, but it does not burn & itch. You get a tingly sensation as well as very cold sensation but there is no way you have to whip out your bits in public because the pain has gotten so bad.
 
2013-11-25 12:16:36 PM
Is the world full of jerk offs?  Indecent exposure my foot.  Wasn't bathroom good enough for him!
 
2013-11-25 12:22:37 PM
Well, at least an innocent man, Stuart Ronald Clarke, from Utah, got his name cleared. I am sure that will be the end of that and now he can move on with no backlash. Lucky man that Stuart Ronald Clarke, from Utah.
 
2013-11-25 12:33:15 PM

kvinesknows: LadySusan: kvinesknows: PhDemented: PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM

you cant really wash peppermint oil off that easily like.. maybe if he had some rubbing alcohol he could get it off.. but then it would be like lighting them on fire.

maybe in a shower he could get it done.. but a sink on a plane?  not a chance.

Man up and keep your junk in your pants.

well sure.  but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it.  answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.


But masturbating in your seat will make it better?
 
2013-11-25 01:04:46 PM

PhDemented: kvinesknows: LadySusan: kvinesknows: PhDemented: PhDemented: So instead of heading to the bathroom to wash watch off his junk, he decided to sit between two other passengers and what... rub it until it felt good?

FTFM

you cant really wash peppermint oil off that easily like.. maybe if he had some rubbing alcohol he could get it off.. but then it would be like lighting them on fire.

maybe in a shower he could get it done.. but a sink on a plane?  not a chance.

Man up and keep your junk in your pants.

well sure.  but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it.  answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.

But masturbating in your seat will make it better?


airing it out does...
 
2013-11-25 01:13:24 PM

brobinson2001: Click Click D'oh: FTFA: "Is this the most embarrassing plane gaffe? "

Yes, such a terrible job of photoshopping an extra engine onto an A320 is pretty embarrassing.

Came here to say this. Plus, the reflection on both engines looks like a baggage handler cart and the nose of another plane, which would be interesting to see at 30,000ft.


Unless Cloud City got an airline terminal.

I can understand being too cheap to purchase stock photos, but I don't get why someone felt the need to clone another engine onto the plane. I wonder if it was just to cover up something in front of the wing or body that they couldn't figure out how to remove, like maybe a baggage handler's head. You'd think they'd have at least done a GIS for a plane with 2 engines on the wing, to see how far apart to place them.
 
2013-11-25 01:17:35 PM
Once at a Thai restaurant I ordered the "pepper tray" as a condiment.
You get different types of tiny little pepper slices floating in a clear sweet liquid in little dishes.
And you put them in your larb as you roll it up to eat it.

At some point I went to the bathroom.
Let's just say that this is one of those dishes where you wash your hands before you pee!
The burn kinda sneaks up on you.  I was back in the bathroom shortly afterward.
 
2013-11-25 01:44:59 PM
Should be easy for a jury to sort out. Give them each a teaspoon of oil and have them slather their naughty bits. Record the results.
 
2013-11-25 02:18:04 PM

kvinesknows: ell sure. but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it. answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.

But masturbating in your seat will make it better?

airing it out does...


And that had to be done in the seat, and not in the bathroom?
 
2013-11-25 02:20:25 PM

PhDemented: kvinesknows: ell sure. but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it. answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.

But masturbating in your seat will make it better?

airing it out does...

And that had to be done in the seat, and not in the bathroom?


how long you going to stay in the bathroom?
 
2013-11-25 02:39:20 PM
I pulled my groin once and put IcyHot cream on it.  I was wearing boxers and I guess some got on the boxers when I put them back on, then when I sat down and they rode up a bit I got some IcyHot on my junk.

Holy Hell that hurt.  I had to jump in the shower and wash it off as fast as I could.
 
2013-11-25 02:45:57 PM

kvinesknows: PhDemented: kvinesknows: ell sure. but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it. answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.

But masturbating in your seat will make it better?

airing it out does...

And that had to be done in the seat, and not in the bathroom?

how long you going to stay in the bathroom?


Long enough not to get arrested for public exposure.  Or, you know, tell the flight crew in case they have something to help clean it off.

/I don't buy the guys story
 
2013-11-25 03:18:35 PM

PhDemented: kvinesknows: PhDemented: kvinesknows: ell sure. but the question was ..why not go to bathroom to wash it. answer.. that wont work and will only make it worse.

But masturbating in your seat will make it better?

airing it out does...

And that had to be done in the seat, and not in the bathroom?

how long you going to stay in the bathroom?

Long enough not to get arrested for public exposure.  Or, you know, tell the flight crew in case they have something to help clean it off.

/I don't buy the guys story


oh I am pretty sure he is bullshiatting too.  just saying how gotdang much that shiat will burn places where its not supposed to go.

oddly enough... it is part of the "tingling" lubes that is used to help "enhance" both your pleasure... just not in direct 100% quality like the stuff for the rest of the body.
 
2013-11-25 03:28:15 PM

kvinesknows: just saying how gotdang much that shiat will burn places where its not supposed to go.


No doubt... recall quite a few "Icy-Hot-to-the-Nards" pranks back in high school, luckily wasn't a moron so never fell for it.

oddly enough... it is part of the "tingling" lubes that is used to help "enhance" both your pleasure... just not in direct 100% quality like the stuff for the rest of the body.

The dose makes the poison.

Same as a bit of pepper makes food tasty, but purified capsaicin is something you handle with protective gear.
 
2013-11-25 05:01:18 PM

rightylefty: "things started to go south - literally - from there"

WTF!!

Okay -- I give up. Let's just officially change the meaning of the word "literally" already and let the morons of the world continue to use it like they never properly learned the English language. From now on us educated folk will use the word "non-figuratively" to mean the opposite of figuratively.


Fictionally?
 
2013-11-25 06:50:39 PM

karlandtanya: Once at a Thai restaurant I ordered the "pepper tray" as a condiment.
You get different types of tiny little pepper slices floating in a clear sweet liquid in little dishes.
And you put them in your larb as you roll it up to eat it.

At some point I went to the bathroom.
Let's just say that this is one of those dishes where you wash your hands before you pee!
The burn kinda sneaks up on you.  I was back in the bathroom shortly afterward.


I empty two of those tiny little lazy susans.  Yes, mister waiter, when I ordered the duck curry "extra spicy," I wasn't pretending to like spicy curry.  I don't want it "piquant" I want it spicy, just like I ordered it.

CSB:  I work in the restaurant industry.  I had a co-worker flirting with a waitress after work.  He was playing with her key-chain pepper spray and got it all over his hands.  He went to the restroom.  The next day's security report included a two page write up of him.  It involved gems such as "he had his balls in the sink" and "he was crying in the men's restroom."  Of course the security notice was copied and posted to the corkboard in the kitchen.  He wasn't fired, nor did he quit.  He was later fired for harassment, in an entirely unrelated event, but we all got one hell of a laugh about the pepper spray.  Smart guy.
 
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