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2013-11-25 11:24:04 AM
That is pretty accurate.
 
2013-11-25 11:35:01 AM
Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.
 
2013-11-25 01:18:04 PM
This is fantastic. Every bit of browns related media I see just makes this weekend sound better. I'd stick around after the game to try and meet the guy but we have a long drive home.
 
2013-11-25 01:19:30 PM
How on Earth did the Browns/ Jags game not get flexed to NBC?
 
2013-11-25 01:25:54 PM

Gonz: How on Earth did the Browns/ Jags game not get flexed to NBC?


Because they don't show absolute suckitude on national TV.
 
2013-11-25 01:34:43 PM

Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.



1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draft bust.
16. 2001. Browns draft Gerard Warren 3rd overall.  Draft bust.
17. 2001. The Ravens and Art Modell win the Super Bowl for Baltimore.
18. 2002. Browns draft William Green 16th overall.  Alcoholic Draft bust.
19. 2002. New Browns finally make the playoffs and have a 22 point 4th quarter lead against Pittsburgh and lose.
20. 2003. Browns draft Jeff Faine 21st overall, Traded to saints where he becomes a probowl center.
21. 2004. Browns draft Kellen Winslow. 2 games into season he breaks his leg. Lost for year.
22. 2005. Kellen winslow blows his knee out in a motorcycle accident, lost for the year.
23. 2005. Browns draft Braylon Edwards 3rd overall. Blows knee out, lost for the year.
24. 2006. LeCharles Bentley, top rated free agent signs huge contract with Cleveland.  During the first play of the first practice he tore his patellar tendon and ended his career.
25. 2007. Cavs get swept in Finals.
26. 2007 Indians have a 3 games to 1 ALCS lead on Red Sox.  They lose the last three games.
27. 2008-2009. Cleveland trades not one, but 2 Cy young winners(CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee) Both pitchers meet each other in the world series. (New York vs Philly)
28. 2009. Cavs roll in playoffs, stopped by Orlando.
29. 2010. Best record in NBA.  Lose to  Celtics.
30. 2010 Lebron leaves Cleveland for Miami.
31. 2013 Browns bought by Jim Haslam Jr. He is now under ethics and tax fraud investigation.
 
2013-11-25 01:40:20 PM
Word.
 
2013-11-25 01:52:13 PM
"God Hates Cleveland" trifecta now in play.
 
2013-11-25 02:07:56 PM
God I wish someone would do the same for the Bears even though they lack the history of suckage that the Browns have. I mean, it's one thing to lose a game in the final minutes, but for the game to essentially be over after 5 minutes is inexcusable.

/to the Lambs no less...
 
2013-11-25 02:11:55 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draft bust.
16. 2001. Browns draft Gerard Warren 3rd overall.  Draft bust.
17. 2001. The Ravens and Art Modell win the Super Bowl for Baltimore.
18. 2002. Browns draft William Green 16th overall.  Alcoholic Draft bust.
19. 2002. New Browns finally make the playoffs and have a 22 point 4th quarter lead against Pittsburgh and lose.
20. 2003. Browns draft Jeff Faine 21st overall, Traded to saints where he becomes a probowl center.
21. 2004. Browns draft Kellen Winslow. 2 games into season he breaks his leg. Lost for year.
22. 2005. Kellen winslow blows his knee out in a motorcycle accident, lost for the year.
23. 2005. Browns draft Braylon Edwards 3rd overall. Blows knee out, lost for the year.
24. 2006. LeCharles Bentley, top rated free agent signs huge contract with Cleveland.  During the first play of the first practice he tore his patellar tendon and ended his career.
25. 2007. Cavs get swept in Finals.
26. 2007 Indians have a 3 games to 1 ALCS lead on Red Sox.  They lose the last three games.
27. 2008-2009. Cleveland trades not one, but 2 Cy young winners(CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee) Both pitchers meet each other in the world series. (New York vs Philly)
28. 2009. Cavs roll in playoffs, stopped by Orlando.
29. 2010. Best record in NBA.  Lose to  Celtics.
30. 2010 Lebron leaves Cleveland for Miami.
31. 2013 Browns bought by Jim Haslam Jr. He is now under ethics and tax fraud investigation.


That's an awesome run of farkery!

/I'm a bit jealous
 
2013-11-25 02:19:36 PM
Anyone remember when they were 2-2 and "leading" the division? And Cleveland fans thought that meant good things this year?

Instead Big Ben continues to treat them like drunken college girls (16-1 against them now) and the Steelers continued their absolute dominance (like 22-4 or something) against them since they returned to the league. And the Turds are headed for another 10 loss season. Just fantastic, the way they got their hopes up and had them dashed ever so expertly.
 
2013-11-25 02:22:31 PM

bluorangefyre: Gonz: How on Earth did the Browns/ Jags game not get flexed to NBC?

Because they don't show absolute suckitude on national TV.


s3.amazonaws.com
O RLY???
 
2013-11-25 02:28:59 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draf ...


You forgot using a first round pick to draft, Weeden, who started the first game of the season and was already older than 18 other QBs that started that week.
 
2013-11-25 02:40:33 PM

flak attack: You forgot using a first round pick to draft, Weeden, who started the first game of the season and was already older than 18 other QBs that started that week.


Not even the most egregious draft error for the Browns this decade.

onejetatatime.com

Not only wasting a 1st round pick on this guy, but trading their 2nd that year and a first the next year to go back into the 1st round to get him.
 
2013-11-25 02:46:05 PM

ltdanman44: 9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.


Nope, they had winning records in 1986, 1981 (strike year), 1979, 1976, 1968, 1965, 1959, 1956 and 1955.  They just hadn't been to the *playoffs* in that 40-year range.
 
2013-11-25 02:47:20 PM

Treygreen13: flak attack: You forgot using a first round pick to draft, Weeden, who started the first game of the season and was already older than 18 other QBs that started that week.

Not even the most egregious draft error for the Browns this decade.



Not only wasting a 1st round pick on this guy, but trading their 2nd that year and a first the next year to go back into the 1st round to get him.


Did you account for his courageousness though? Surely that was worth a 2nd Round pick.

/funny thing is even THAT pick isn't their worst since they've been back...hi Courtney Brown and or Gerard Warren!
 
2013-11-25 02:51:12 PM
"Factory of Sadness"... I hadn't heard this before yesterday, no it's a "thing"? When did they start calling it this?
 
2013-11-25 02:52:45 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draft bust.
16. 2001. Browns draft Gerard Warren 3rd overall.  Draft bust.
17. 2001. The Ravens and Art Modell win the Super Bowl for Baltimore.
18. 2002. Browns draft William Green 16th overall.  Alcoholic Draft bust.
19. 2002. New Browns finally make the playoffs and have a 22 point 4th quarter lead against Pittsburgh and lose.
20. 2003. Browns draft Jeff Faine 21st overall, Traded to saints where he becomes a probowl center.
21. 2004. Browns draft Kellen Winslow. 2 games into season he breaks his leg. Lost for year.
22. 2005. Kellen winslow blows his knee out in a motorcycle accident, lost for the year.
23. 2005. Browns draft Braylon Edwards 3rd overall. Blows knee out, lost for the year.
24. 2006. LeCharles Bentley, top rated free agent signs huge contract with Cleveland.  During the first play of the first practice he tore his patellar tendon and ended his career.
25. 2007. Cavs get swept in Finals.
26. 2007 Indians have a 3 games to 1 ALCS lead on Red Sox.  They lose the last three games.
27. 2008-2009. Cleveland trades not one, but 2 Cy young winners(CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee) Both pitchers meet each other in the world series. (New York vs Philly)
28. 2009. Cavs roll in playoffs, stopped by Orlando.
29. 2010. Best record in NBA.  Lose to  Celtics.
30. 2010 Lebron leaves Cleveland for Miami.
31. 2013 Browns bought by Jim Haslam Jr. He is now under ethics and tax fraud investigation.


Jesus Christ that's a depressing list.

I'd post my list of things that happened to my city's teams recently, but you'd probably slit my throat and rape my corpse.

/Boston fan
 
2013-11-25 03:03:47 PM

Mikey1969: "Factory of Sadness"... I hadn't heard this before yesterday, no it's a "thing"? When did they start calling it this?


The guy in the video coined the term "Factory Of Sadness". Video went viral and the rest is history.
 
2013-11-25 03:12:35 PM

Mikey1969: "Factory of Sadness"... I hadn't heard this before yesterday, no it's a "thing"? When did they start calling it this?


www.waitingfornextyear.com
 
2013-11-25 03:15:40 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.

*Text wall*


I always think Bottlegate should be on this list when it gets posted.
 
2013-11-25 03:16:19 PM
This is what it's like being a Cleveland Browns fan.
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-25 03:22:57 PM

JJRRutgers: Mikey1969: "Factory of Sadness"... I hadn't heard this before yesterday, no it's a "thing"? When did they start calling it this?

The guy in the video coined the term "Factory Of Sadness". Video went viral and the rest is history.


That's farking hilarious...
 
2013-11-25 03:45:24 PM
The guy mentions that he keep attending these games. I hope to God he's not paying more than $25 for his seat, or else he really IS a dumbass.
 
2013-11-25 03:48:47 PM
I was at the game yesterday.. It was the most pitiful display of athleticism I have ever witnessed.. And I wept when I saw Weeden come into the game...

Also.. This:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-25 03:57:06 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.


In other words, Cubs fans, you may be sad, but you also live in a city with noted champions Blackhawks, Bulls, Bears, and White Sox. Browns fans live in a city with a flammable river.
 
2013-11-25 04:02:23 PM

RminusQ: ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.


In other words, Cubs fans, you may be sad, but you also live in a city with noted champions Blackhawks, Bulls, Bears, and White Sox. Browns fans live in a city with a flammable river.


You could switch to being a bengals fan.. the colors are pretty much the same.. sadness factor is also about the same.
 
2013-11-25 04:45:56 PM
That's the same fella that did the Cleveland Tourism videos, n'est-ce-pas?  He's a funny guy.
 
2013-11-25 04:47:27 PM

bkosh84: Also.. This:


I don't know what that is, but it looks upside down...oh wait, I get it - it covers the crowd too keep them from having to watch the game.
 
2013-11-25 04:53:10 PM
Tango_down:You could switch to being a bengals fan.. the colors are pretty much the same.. sadness factor is also about the same.

The Browns are the new Bengals.

As a lifelong Bengals fan, I find myself saying things about the Browns that I used to say about the Bengals.

My favorite: "The Bengals Browns have found a new way to lose."

I hope it gets better for you fans.  It's not great in Cincinnati (still haven't won a playoff game in a long-ass time), but it's good enough.  They're actually WINNING games and MAKING the playoffs.

(And if you can't get better, can you at least trade Joe Haden?  That guy is a stud... bad game yesterday aside...)
 
2013-11-25 04:54:55 PM
For those who didn't know about Mike Polk's previous, related work:

Original Factory of Sadness rant, wearing a Ryan Pointbriand jersey (our pro bowl longsnapper who was the highest-drafted long snapper of all time)

Rant on our "rivalry" with the Steelers

/He also did the Cleveland Tourism videos and the Ohio secession plan
//And the "One Semester of Spanish Love Song"
///And the webseries "Man in the Box".
////I'm trying to tell you that Mike Polk is pretty awesome
 
2013-11-25 05:24:06 PM

lacydog: Mike Polk is pretty awesome


For someone from Cleveland Ohio.
 
2013-11-25 06:06:17 PM

lacydog: For those who didn't know about Mike Polk's previous, related work:

Original Factory of Sadness rant, wearing a Ryan Pointbriand jersey (our pro bowl longsnapper who was the highest-drafted long snapper of all time)

Rant on our "rivalry" with the Steelers

/He also did the Cleveland Tourism videos and the Ohio secession plan
//And the "One Semester of Spanish Love Song"
///And the webseries "Man in the Box".
////I'm trying to tell you that Mike Polk is pretty awesome


Just watched this one. He's pretty funny
 
2013-11-25 06:44:00 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: lacydog: For those who didn't know about Mike Polk's previous, related work:

Original Factory of Sadness rant, wearing a Ryan Pointbriand jersey (our pro bowl longsnapper who was the highest-drafted long snapper of all time)

Rant on our "rivalry" with the Steelers

/He also did the Cleveland Tourism videos and the Ohio secession plan
//And the "One Semester of Spanish Love Song"
///And the webseries "Man in the Box".
////I'm trying to tell you that Mike Polk is pretty awesome

Just watched this one. He's pretty funny


He has a couple of other youtube accounts, including one where he posted this highlight video of Brandon Weeden's college days.
 
2013-11-25 07:01:39 PM
What's the color of shiat?

Brown! Brown! Brown!
 
2013-11-25 07:18:57 PM
As a Steelers fan, I almost feel bad for him. Almost. As I have said repeatedly, I want the Browns to be decent, not doormats. As it is now, a win is expected. I want it to be a hard-fought, quality win like it used to be, not one that happens as a matter of course or requires 8 self-inflicted turnovers for an upset. We'll always naturally hate the Baltimore Browns, but the Cleveland Browns, the Real Browns, are the team that we all want to hate the most.
 
2013-11-25 07:25:01 PM
Why is this guy not on ESPN or one of those other networks with S in their names?  He should be making six figures as a color commentator.
 
2013-11-25 07:25:33 PM

Gonz: How on Earth did the Browns/ Jags game not get flexed to NBC?


They had to consider public safety and the chirrens.  Some body has to think of the chirrens.
 
2013-11-25 07:26:21 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: As a Steelers fan, I almost feel bad for him. Almost. As I have said repeatedly, I want the Browns to be decent, not doormats. As it is now, a win is expected. I want it to be a hard-fought, quality win like it used to be, not one that happens as a matter of course or requires 8 self-inflicted turnovers for an upset. We'll always naturally hate the Baltimore Browns, but the Cleveland Browns, the Real Browns, are the team that we all want to hate the most.


Speak for yourself.
 
2013-11-25 07:28:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: As a Steelers fan, I almost feel bad for him. Almost. As I have said repeatedly, I want the Browns to be decent, not doormats. As it is now, a win is expected. I want it to be a hard-fought, quality win like it used to be, not one that happens as a matter of course or requires 8 self-inflicted turnovers for an upset. We'll always naturally hate the Baltimore Browns, but the Cleveland Browns, the Real Browns, are the team that we all want to hate the most.

Speak for yourself.


You're not a Steelers fan. Note the first sentence.

Never you mind, though. I have plenty of hate for Dallas.
 
2013-11-25 09:30:02 PM

ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draf ...


1908
Steve Bartman
STFU
 
2013-11-25 09:38:20 PM

chewielouie: ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record, first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draf ...

1908
Steve Bartman
STFU


His list > your list.
 
2013-11-25 10:44:15 PM

bluorangefyre: Gonz: How on Earth did the Browns/ Jags game not get flexed to NBC?

Because they don't show absolute suckitude on national TV.


Meh, it wouldn't be that much worse than Redskins/Giants.  I mean, any other game (except Jags/Browns) would be more interesting than that game.  It's not like either team has a shot at the playoffs.

chewielouie: 1908
Steve Bartman
STFU


Just try to remember the Jordan Bulls and the 2010/2013 Blackhawks whenever you feel down about the Cubs.  Seriously, your city has eight championships in the last 25 years (not counting the White Sox world series, since you are a Cubs fan).  Stop biatching.
 
2013-11-25 11:24:16 PM
I remember when stadiums and arenas were named after people and places instead of big companies.
 
2013-11-26 01:05:46 AM
24. 2006. LeCharles Bentley, top rated free agent signs huge contract with Cleveland.  During the first play of the first practice he tore his patellar tendon and ended his career.

Wow-forgot about that one.  You could also add the stellar QB play of such saviors as Charlie Frye, among (about 30) others.
 
2013-11-26 01:45:13 AM

Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


  You guys have the Bulls and Black hawks. Not saying that the Cubs don't deserve it and I kinda root for them but the city of Chicago has some nice pain reducers for your woe.

Every team in the Cleveland area is made just to stomp on its fans hearts...Farking Browns, Indians and Cavs...just fark... Every one of those teams has broken my heart over and over and over and over and over...

Well at least we have the Buckeyes. .
 
2013-11-26 03:18:54 AM
Piling on Cleveland? Great. Doesn't it get boring? Speaking as a Cleveland fan, it sure does for me.
 
2013-11-26 11:53:16 AM

RminusQ: ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.


In other words, Cubs fans, you may be sad, but you also live in a city with noted champions Blackhawks, Bulls, Bears, and White Sox. Browns fans live in a city with a flammable river.


This. This f*cking this. STFU Chicago fans.
 
2013-11-26 01:32:54 PM
That guy should practice a bit more before game-time (kind of like the Browns players and coaches).

He doesn't have a bad schtick, but he refuses to look at the camera, which is just weird and off-putting to the viewer.  He also has way too many jump-cuts in there, either because he hasn't scripted his points or he's just not that good at keeping up a good rant.  The aimless wandering doesn't help either.

It's the difference between a video and a bad video - how you prepare for and produce it.  Again, much like the Browns.
 
2013-11-26 01:37:52 PM
ltdanman44: Lando Lincoln: Cubs fans would like you to chill out and wait your turn.


1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.


Probably noted when you posted this before, but you really ought to add the picks of Mike Junkin (instead of Shane Conlan) and Clifford Charlton (instead of Chris Spielman) to the list for major draft bustage.
 
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