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(The Guardian Express)   Butterball Turkey Talk Line gives advice on wine to be served at Thanksgiving. Hotline operators recommend drinking one bottle for every two family members coming over for dinner   ( divider line
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2013-11-25 09:52:34 AM  
Wild Irish Rose
2013-11-25 10:04:16 AM  
Paging President Bartlett.
2013-11-25 11:29:11 AM  
I drink one bottle for every family member.  They can bring their own bottles.
2013-11-25 11:36:38 AM  
gin and tonics with food, beer during football. that is all
2013-11-25 01:32:39 PM  

mudpants: I drink one bottle for every family member.  They can bring their own bottles.

in all seriousness, whenever i have people over for dinner, i try to have one bottle for each person invited.  I have run out of wine with this method, but it appears to be the closest to accurate.

/ lately, i mitigate the wine costs by encouraging people to have a real drink or beer.  so, I've lowered my one bottle per person ratio if i have some drinkable booze
2013-11-25 02:02:51 PM  
2013-11-25 05:41:12 PM  
My criteria:

1. Does the wine contain alcohol (farking imposters at the holidays in the aisles of Walmart, dammit!)?
2. Is it is affordable. I mean, not Mad Dog 20/20 cheap but cardbordeaux cheap?

Then yes, serve! And if the guests aren't interested, more wine for the host! (me)
2013-11-25 06:29:32 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: but cardbordeaux cheap?

Only if you plan on washing your dog.  Life is too short to drink cheap wine.  I'll take a real Bordeaux, please.  In fact, I plan on picking up a very good bottle this evening on my way home from work.
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