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(Daily Mail)   Dr Conrad Murray says that he held Michael Jackson's penis every night and that Jackson's kids have three different fathers, none of which was Michael   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-11-25 12:19:33 AM  
Murray also assisted his friend in a more intimate way: 'He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.
'You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night.

YUP
There is no way that a doctor could talk to a judge and get a 72 hour pysch hold on a clearly insane patient.
Must be tough being such a terrible doctor that you ignore obvious signs of drug addiction and dangerous mental illness.
 
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2013-11-25 12:20:25 AM  
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2013-11-25 12:43:19 AM  
'Michael trusted no one. The bed chamber smelled because he did not even let maids in there to clean. There were clothes strewn everywhere.

Howard farking Hughes levels of paranoia and insanity.

Also this guy is a crappy doctor who failed his patient in more than one way.

'You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night.'

Oh, FFS. I was kinda hoping Subby was kidding about that.
 
2013-11-25 12:50:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-25 12:56:28 AM  
Well...that was quite the overshare... Maybe Conrad Murray isn't the monster people made him out to be...
 
2013-11-25 01:00:39 AM  
Obvious and still TMI
 
2013-11-25 01:01:15 AM  
Sounds legit. Hello unreliable narrator.

BS detector off the charts.
 
2013-11-25 01:01:52 AM  
....that he held Michael Jackson's p-


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-25 01:03:19 AM  
I find that hard to believe.  All of his children look exactly like him.
 
2013-11-25 01:04:34 AM  
This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.
 
2013-11-25 01:04:59 AM  
tmi, dewd, tmi
 
2013-11-25 01:10:02 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Can sympathize.
 
2013-11-25 01:20:42 AM  
So was he hard or what?
 
2013-11-25 01:33:31 AM  
So, was his penis...black or white? Enquiring minds want to know.

Did Michael Jackson rub whitening bleach onto his cawk and bawls? And for an extra point: Did he then dye his pubes to match too?

Coming Soon:

Michael Jackson: You Can't Make This Shiat Up. The Movie (2015)
 
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2013-11-25 01:40:00 AM  
He also sucked the poop out of MJ's butt.  You don't see him bragging about that.
 
2013-11-25 01:42:41 AM  

Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.


Does medical privacy law extend past death?
 
2013-11-25 01:54:39 AM  
I would find this story more believable if the Dr. weren't suggesting that Michael Jackson had a penis.
 
2013-11-25 01:58:09 AM  
You people are ignorant and you have doo-doo in your souls.
 
2013-11-25 01:59:13 AM  
He's full of shiat.
 
2013-11-25 02:08:44 AM  
There's a reason why Dante set aside a particular corner of Hell for people who betray their friends. He might've been a child molester but Jackson didn't deserve to have every single person in his life sell him out for money and fame. Even his own family.

It's like Michael Jackson himself was an anthropomorphized version of John Steinbeck's "The Pearl".
 
2013-11-25 02:17:15 AM  

Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.


What are they going to do?  Reinstate his medical license and then revoke it against for violating patient privilege?
 
2013-11-25 02:20:39 AM  

Darth Macho: There's a reason why Dante set aside a particular corner of Hell for people who betray their friends. He might've been a child molester but Jackson didn't deserve to have every single person in his life sell him out for money and fame. Even his own family.


Funny, seems to me a child molester deserves everything that's coming to him. My response to your cries of "LEAVE MICHAEL ALOOOOONE":

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-11-25 02:32:06 AM  

namatad: Murray also assisted his friend in a more intimate way: 'He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.
'You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night.

YUP
There is no way that a doctor could talk to a judge and get a 72 hour pysch hold on a clearly insane patient.
Must be tough being such a terrible doctor that you ignore obvious signs of drug addiction and dangerous mental illness.


He also tried to give Jackson CPR... ON A BED. I don't know how this dumbass got a license in the first place.
 
2013-11-25 02:52:53 AM  

Darth Macho: He might've been a child molester but Jackson didn't deserve to have every single person in his life sell him out for money and fame.


No, he really did deserve that.
 
2013-11-25 03:05:25 AM  

fusillade762: namatad: Murray also assisted his friend in a more intimate way: 'He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.
'You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night.

YUP
There is no way that a doctor could talk to a judge and get a 72 hour pysch hold on a clearly insane patient.
Must be tough being such a terrible doctor that you ignore obvious signs of drug addiction and dangerous mental illness.

He also tried to give Jackson CPR... ON A BED. I don't know how this dumbass got a license in the first place.


he claims he tried to give CPR ...
and why was the IV in the leg? were the veins in the arms all collapsed? LOL
 
2013-11-25 03:14:42 AM  
I am SOO glad I'm not cute, not charismatic and have no discernible talent.
 
2013-11-25 03:40:22 AM  

Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.


He crossed the line when he decided to be MJ's friend. It' unprofessional.

I do feel sorry for Michael, regardless of what the Fark Derp Brigade have to say.
 
2013-11-25 04:13:55 AM  

anfrind: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Can sympathize.


Nice work.
 
2013-11-25 04:14:43 AM  

Fallout Boy: Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.

He crossed the line when he decided to be MJ's friend. It' unprofessional.

I do feel sorry for Michael, regardless of what the Fark Derp Brigade have to say.


I feel "sorry" for everybody.
I feel "sorry" for Charlie Manson and Adolf Hitler.
"Sorry" doesn't spare one the consequences of one's actions.
 
2013-11-25 04:45:39 AM  
Michael Jackson is such a tragic figure. If he didn't exist, authors would have to create him.
 
2013-11-25 06:41:05 AM  
Thriller's gonna be a reality at this rate.
 
2013-11-25 08:18:44 AM  
So, did he cum?
 
2013-11-25 08:32:52 AM  
There is no denying that Michael was a very talented performer.  Unfortunately between the way he was raised and the way the public treated him he didn't have a chance.


What I don't get is what did he have done with his penis where it leaked all the time to where it required a catheter.
 
2013-11-25 08:57:14 AM  
I don't remember if he testified at his trial or not--but I'm thinking he didn't. Conveniently he says he administered the last dose of propafol, left the room and then assumed Mikie shot himself up (despite the fact that Conrad admits the hospital staff/EMT could not find a vein.....hmmm...convenient BS. If they had a good reporter who knew how to relar the facts of the trial to Murray's self-serving, unchalleged narrrative, then maybe, just maybe the article would've been different....
 
2013-11-25 09:16:27 AM  
Can't read TFA without vomiting, but willing to bet he never mentions the huge sum of money he got from Whacko to write a skyscraper-high pile of prescriptions of all sorts, not just sleeping pills.

The man is the same kind of money-sucking pond scum as Diana's butler Paul Burrell.
 
2013-11-25 09:22:59 AM  
What a completely and totally farked up life.
 
2013-11-25 09:51:48 AM  
So, he helped him put a condom on?  For what?  He was a recluse.  I can only surmise he was having sex with his doctor.
 
2013-11-25 10:02:19 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Michael Jackson is such a tragic figure. If he didn't exist, authors would have to create him.


If authors created him, people would disregard the work as unbelievable.
 
2013-11-25 10:03:49 AM  

BizarreMan: There is no denying that Michael was a very talented performer.  Unfortunately between the way he was raised and the way the public treated him he didn't have a chance.


What I don't get is what did he have done with his penis where it leaked all the time to where it required a catheter.


Robogonorrhea, didn't you play the Moonwalker arcade game?
 
2013-11-25 10:05:51 AM  

mcsiegs: So, he helped him put a condom on?  For what?  He was a recluse.  I can only surmise he was having sex with his doctor.


You know how I know you didn't read TFA?  It was a condom for a catheter.  It sometimes helps to read the articles, so that comments can more accurately reflect what's detailed in said piece.


/Jackson would have become Howard Hughes 2.0
 
2013-11-25 10:05:59 AM  

Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.


Possibly I was very high when I read this and misinterpreted, but I read it just the other way. This man was a real friend to MJ and co-dependent on him, that's why he didn't act exactly professionally in his dealings with him. It seems like he really did care about him, though, and now he's been through a trial and been in jail, besides losing his long-time friend (and meal ticket, I don't deny it), and he's just looking for some compassion. The doctor is not a model of mental health himself, and he's not in good shape right now, for obvious reasons.
 
2013-11-25 10:08:12 AM  
Dr Conrad Murray says that he held Michael Jackson's penis every night

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-25 10:28:15 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: Samuel Beale's Ghost: This is Daily Mail so who knows if any of this is true but if it is, this (so called) Doctor is revealing very intimate Doctor-patient information. He should be taken out back and shot. What a jerk.

Does medical privacy law extend past death?



It actually does, believe it or not.    http://www.hipaa.com
 
2013-11-25 10:35:19 AM  
His comments are still more believable than the notion of Michael Jackson doing 50 shows while alive and farked up. Someone should've called a psychiatrist.  The man needed rehab and an ass kicking.
 
2013-11-25 11:28:49 AM  
Checking...checking...nope, still indifferent.

/whitened people problems.
 
2013-11-25 12:39:52 PM  

Already Disturbed: His comments are still more believable than the notion of Michael Jackson doing 50 shows while alive and farked up. Someone should've called a psychiatrist.  The man needed rehab and an ass kicking.


I watched that movie that was scraped together from his rehearsal sessions right before he died. Mostly because I was curious myself if he could have pulled it off. And he looked really good. No kidding. He might have been a mess in his head, but he was a pro and he could still dance like Michael Jackson.
 
2013-11-25 01:03:33 PM  

BizarreMan: What I don't get is what did he have done with his penis where it leaked all the time to where it required a catheter.


It likely wasn't anything to do with his penis in particular, but the fact that this doctor was putting him under so that he could "sleep" every night.
 
2013-11-25 04:09:21 PM  
Hmm.  If it was anything like his nose, this could totally happen.

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2013-11-25 06:27:41 PM  

Darth Macho: He might've been a child molester


I have a theory that he wasn't interested in kids for sex, he was interested in kids because he wanted to still be a kid and finally have the childhood his father stole from him.
 
2013-11-25 07:13:37 PM  
poor Blanket
 
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