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2013-11-24 04:53:26 PM
I am sad to say that Mona, of lipstick-on-the-butt fame, has gone missing.  We've just moved, only about two miles, and Mona stepped out a little over 24 hours ago and hasn't come back.  We've considered that she may be on her own Disneyesque incredible journey back to our old place and have been walking the greenways between the two homes.  She was born on a North Dakota farm and has lived around predators her entire 11 years.  She's pretty savvy and a good hunter.  The last time we moved, she took off for a two-day walk-around so we aren't completely freaked out - it's just that it's been pretty cold here.  So if you find yourself in the Denver/Stapleton area, please keep an eye out for a 7-pound, gray domestic shorthair.  Thanks.

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2013-11-24 05:26:18 PM
What color lipstick was she wearing?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-24 05:58:00 PM
For those of you who are new to Fark: GoodCopBadCop's claim to fame.
 
2013-11-24 06:20:04 PM
Hope she returns safe and sound.

Was the question of butt to counter contact ever settled definitively?
 
2013-11-24 07:30:57 PM
Hope you get her back safely
 
2013-11-24 07:47:19 PM

costermonger: Hope she returns safe and sound.

Was the question of butt to counter contact ever settled definitively?


Last I heard it's still up in the air.
 
2013-11-24 08:05:50 PM
I know how you feel, GCBC; my little buddy went walkabout for 5 weeks shortly after I moved

/hope she comes home much sooner then that
 
2013-11-24 08:13:56 PM
My cat was MIA for a few days. I went to the pound, but he wasn't there. Then the next-door neighbor opened his garage door.
 
2013-11-24 08:28:16 PM
If she makes it to Orlando I'll let ya know.
 
2013-11-24 08:29:03 PM
What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.
 
2013-11-24 08:31:36 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.

Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-11-24 08:31:53 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.


Account created:  2011-12-04 20:03:48
 
2013-11-24 08:32:01 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.


LOL are you ever gonna get it!
 
2013-11-24 08:34:01 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.


Just don't ask your co-worker to help with the flyers.
 
2013-11-24 08:34:13 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.


Pretty sure it wasn't GoodCopBadCop's call to put it on the main page, besides which this is no ordinary anonymous cat. So maybe you should piss off.

Sheesh, the things people throw tantrums about...
 
2013-11-24 08:34:47 PM
Same thing happened with one of our old cats when we moved across town. We had to drive back to the old apartment three times to pick her up but she finally realized we were officially staying at the new place and she settled in. Hope Mona makes her way back home soon.
 
2013-11-24 08:36:14 PM

GoodCopBadCop: I am sad to say that Mona, of lipstick-on-the-butt fame, has gone missing.  We've just moved, only about two miles, and Mona stepped out a little over 24 hours ago and hasn't come back.  We've considered that she may be on her own Disneyesque incredible journey back to our old place and have been walking the greenways between the two homes.  She was born on a North Dakota farm and has lived around predators her entire 11 years.  She's pretty savvy and a good hunter.  The last time we moved, she took off for a two-day walk-around so we aren't completely freaked out - it's just that it's been pretty cold here.  So if you find yourself in the Denver/Stapleton area, please keep an eye out for a 7-pound, gray domestic shorthair.  Thanks.

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Sorry to hear about Mona. I hope she is found safe and sound.
 
2013-11-24 08:37:25 PM
This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.
 
2013-11-24 08:38:42 PM
I hope Mona makes it home safe and sound.

The Internet needs this cat back.  With or without the lipstick.

For those questioning if this deserves to be on the front page?  Yes.  Yes it does.
 
2013-11-24 08:40:09 PM

doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.


Well damn. I guess the homeschoolin' failed?
 
2013-11-24 08:40:51 PM

Lipspinach: ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.

LOL are you ever gonna get it!


What a coincidence, I already have him ignored and labeled as "cat hater."
 
2013-11-24 08:41:35 PM

ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.


Mona is probably off somewhere with your humanity, which is also missing.
 
2013-11-24 08:42:13 PM
Oh yea, hopefully Mona comes home safe and sound soon! I don't suppose you've tried standing outside and shaking a food or treat bag yet?

/Tubbers comes running for catnip pounce :)
 
2013-11-24 08:42:32 PM

ghare: doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.

Well damn. I guess the homeschoolin' failed?


It is pretty funny that it wasn't phrased as "X got divorced from his homeschooled wife."

Homeschooled wife was always the star of that duo.
 
2013-11-24 08:43:02 PM
Praying for Omarion... and lipstick-butt cat.
 
2013-11-24 08:43:06 PM

doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.


I'm pretty up-to-date on classic fark threads, but I don't remember homeschool girl.  Gotta link?
 
2013-11-24 08:43:39 PM
Epic meme cat off on epic journey.
 
2013-11-24 08:43:51 PM
Hey I just saw a grey cat on 5th by the CVS, might wanna check it out
 
2013-11-24 08:45:06 PM
Nice try, Revlon marketing team.
 
2013-11-24 08:46:36 PM
If she makes it to Schenectady I'll let you know.
 
2013-11-24 08:46:55 PM

2xhelix: What color lipstick was she wearing?


I'd like a new mac wireless keyboard please.
 
2013-11-24 08:47:47 PM
I hope you find her.  She's a beautiful cat.
 
2013-11-24 08:49:27 PM
I bet she got arrested for trying to use a $2 bill at Taco Bell.
 
2013-11-24 08:49:42 PM
My cat, DaVinci, went missing on Halloween night.  Turned up at the local animal shelter a few days later, and had been turned in November 1.  Apparently someone called about him peeing in her flow beds.  Yeah.  So many flowers out in Eastern Ontario at the end of October.....

I had to ransom him for $140.00.  He cries incessantly to be let out, but I'm not risking his being kidnapped by the city again.
 
2013-11-24 08:50:00 PM

Aquapope: doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.

I'm pretty up-to-date on classic fark threads, but I don't remember homeschool girl.  Gotta link?


Here.
 
2013-11-24 08:51:00 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: ghare: doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.

Well damn. I guess the homeschoolin' failed?

It is pretty funny that it wasn't phrased as "X got divorced from his homeschooled wife."

Homeschooled wife was always the star of that duo.


Now I expect to hear that balls-in-the-chair guy got a vasectomy.
 
2013-11-24 08:51:40 PM
Any Chinese restaurants in the area?

Good luck.  Losing a cat is a painful thing.
 
2013-11-24 08:54:09 PM

doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.


Hopefully no one gets their balls stuck in a chair. Or is caught having sex with a dead dog in front of a preschool...
 
2013-11-24 08:54:52 PM
I hope kitty is micro-chipped! I read all kinds of stories with a happy reunion because of chipping! Also, shaking the food bag is a good idea. Our Chihuahua would get off n run halfway down the block, but the idiot always came back if I held up his leash and asked if he wanted to go for a walk!
 
2013-11-24 08:55:07 PM
Check around the streetlights.

/got nothing
//hope Mona is ok
 
2013-11-24 08:55:35 PM

doyner: Now I expect to hear that balls-in-the-chair guy got a vasectomy.


What ever happened to Chester the Snake? I know they finally got him out.
 
2013-11-24 08:56:58 PM

doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.


Wait, what? Where is the thread about the divorce?
 
2013-11-24 08:57:39 PM
Years ago one of my kitties went on an adventure. Nothing new for him.

After he was gone for a couple of days, my neighbor came over and asked me if I had seen one of my white cats lately. He said he thought there was a white cat in his duct work. I followed him over to his house, called down the vent for him. Out popped his little white fuzzy head, meowing away.

/I paid to have the guys ducts cleaned out
//I still have no idea how that cat got in the duct work of that house
///Hope Lipstick Cat gets home soon GCBC.
 
2013-11-24 08:58:15 PM
Hope you find her soon.
 
2013-11-24 08:59:04 PM

Aquapope: ReapTheChaos: What the fark is this on the main page for? You think the whole god damn world needs to know your cat wandered off? Post some flyers in the neighborhood for Christ sake.

Mona is probably off somewhere with your humanity, which is also missing.


Maybe we should post some flyers in ReapTheChaos' neighborhood. Or put his missing humanity on a milk carton.

www.born2lol.com
 
2013-11-24 08:59:14 PM

doyner: Aquapope: doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.

I'm pretty up-to-date on classic fark threads, but I don't remember homeschool girl.  Gotta link?

Here.


That's only TF, but here's the thread from yesterday that referenced the original one quite splendidly.
 
2013-11-24 09:01:10 PM

patchvonbraun: My cat, DaVinci, went missing on Halloween night.  Turned up at the local animal shelter a few days later, and had been turned in November 1.  Apparently someone called about him peeing in her flow beds.  Yeah.  So many flowers out in Eastern Ontario at the end of October.....

I had to ransom him for $140.00.  He cries incessantly to be let out, but I'm not risking his being kidnapped by the city again.


WTF kind of racket is your city shelter running?

I only had to pay $30 for my cat when this happened!
 
2013-11-24 09:01:29 PM
Maybe look for her butt prints?

/  Seriously, hope you find her soon.
 
2013-11-24 09:06:41 PM

buzzcut73: doyner: This week seems to be Fark redux/follow-up fest.  I learned that homeschool girl got divorced.  I hope lipstick-on-ass-cat is ok.

Wait, what? Where is the thread about the divorce?


It's a TF thread so losers like us can't see it.
 
2013-11-24 09:12:17 PM
FWIW, our cats are indoor-only. Between other cats, cars, coyotes and asshat humans they are too precious to risk. I think you have to raise them to be indoor cats though, else it might be a bit cruel. If they've never been outside they never really mature mentally into hunters and they have no reason to be sad if they don't know what's out there.
 
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