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(Daily Dot)   Online listing for a penthouse roommate in Washington DC lists offer for just $1 per month. All you have do besides paying the rent is be naked   (dailydot.com) divider line 101
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2013-11-24 05:54:05 PM  
JUST naked? Or are there 'other' requirements?

/inquiring minds
 
2013-11-24 05:55:16 PM  
Which congressman or senator is advertising?
 
2013-11-24 05:56:32 PM  
OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.
 
2013-11-24 05:58:14 PM  

HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.


Uh, guess I should have read TFA first before posting.
 
2013-11-24 06:00:27 PM  

ladyfortuna: JUST naked? Or are there 'other' requirements?

/inquiring minds


According to TFA, renter had to also put up with groping and fondling.
 
2013-11-24 06:01:21 PM  

ladyfortuna: JUST naked? Or are there 'other' requirements?

/inquiring minds


There are in fact other requirements. It sounds very, very gay. NTTAWTT. But also probably illegal.
 
2013-11-24 06:02:10 PM  

HotWingAgenda: HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.

Uh, guess I should have read TFA first before posting.


Me too.

Anyway, I'm guessing the groping and fondling is code for 'I am actually looking for a live-in mistress/rentboy'.
 
2013-11-24 06:03:01 PM  
Cool, when can I move in?

www.isdagram.com
 
2013-11-24 06:03:14 PM  
Dude, no; just no! You're NOT supposed to get a peak at naked dude ass. You're doing it wrong! If you really want to see that shiat; go to the farking locker room at the Y.

Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!
 
2013-11-24 06:07:41 PM  
Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.
 
2013-11-24 06:07:50 PM  
And given the number of (R)s that Fox News have to change to (D)s because of sex and money scandals, why don't the Democrats control both Houses of Congress?

Oh, wait. Gerrymandering and vote-supression. Answered my own question.

Never mind.
 
2013-11-24 06:08:21 PM  
I would gladly give a hot woman my spare room for free if I got privileges.  Sadly, that doesn't happen in real life.
 
2013-11-24 06:08:33 PM  

megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.


Sometimes you pay extra for that...
 
2013-11-24 06:08:57 PM  

brantgoose: And given the number of (R)s that Fox News have to change to (D)s because of sex and money scandals, why don't the Democrats control both Houses of Congress?

Oh, wait. Gerrymandering and vote-supression. Answered my own question.

Never mind.


I think you gerrymandered into the wrong thread.

Maybe not, though.
 
2013-11-24 06:09:17 PM  

HotWingAgenda: HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.

Uh, guess I should have read TFA first before posting.


You already accepted. No backing out now.
 
2013-11-24 06:10:20 PM  
Those sorts of 'specials' are rampant in classified ads.  Free room and board in exchange for 'companionship.'
 
2013-11-24 06:10:57 PM  

iheartscotch: megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.

Sometimes you pay extra for that...


...do you work at my cable company?
 
2013-11-24 06:12:15 PM  

iheartscotch: Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!


The older guys I work with are constantly initiating conversations with me in the men's room, whenever they happen to be draining the lizard at the same time as me. Must be a generational thing.
 
2013-11-24 06:12:49 PM  

megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.

Sometimes you pay extra for that...

...do you work at my cable company?


I don't know; would you like me to come over and..."fix your cable"?
 
2013-11-24 06:12:55 PM  
Did it really take this long for this story to be submitted and greenlit?
 
2013-11-24 06:14:32 PM  

sdd2000: Which congressman or senator is advertising?


Which congressman or senator is answering?

According to TFA, renter had to also put up with groping and fondling.

Norm Coleman living in Jeff Johnson's basement it is then!
 
2013-11-24 06:14:32 PM  

iheartscotch: megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.

Sometimes you pay extra for that...

...do you work at my cable company?

I don't know; would you like me to come over and..."fix your cable"?


Yeah! That would be great!

...heywaitaminute. I'm not falling for that again.
 
2013-11-24 06:15:32 PM  

megarian: I'm not falling for that again.


Third times not the charm, eh?
 
2013-11-24 06:15:48 PM  
Life's a breeze for women. You ladies win when you just show up.
 
zez
2013-11-24 06:16:19 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-11-24 06:17:18 PM  

HotWingAgenda: iheartscotch: Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!

The older guys I work with are constantly initiating conversations with me in the men's room, whenever they happen to be draining the lizard at the same time as me. Must be a generational thing.


I think after a certain age people just stop giving a fark. 

To a certain extent, I can understand.
 
2013-11-24 06:17:52 PM  

HotWingAgenda: iheartscotch: Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!

The older guys I work with are constantly initiating conversations with me in the men's room, whenever they happen to be draining the lizard at the same time as me. Must be a generational thing.


I don't know; it's something to do with hot tubs. The last three or 4 times I've been to the Y; there's usually a couple of older guys naked in the hot tub, making naked old guy soup. It's disturbing.
 
2013-11-24 06:18:53 PM  
At least it's in Chinatown and not Anacostia

//assuming the landlord is a top-- if he's a bottom I suppose it doesn't matter either way
 
2013-11-24 06:20:32 PM  

Boojum2k: megarian: I'm not falling for that again.

Third times not the charm, eh?


Definitely not.
 
2013-11-24 06:20:33 PM  
zez:  That is a hilariously weird ad...you just can't make that stuff up.  I love the part about imitation crab meat.
 
2013-11-24 06:22:44 PM  

zez: [www.myconfinedspace.com image 850x596]


Fantastic.
 
2013-11-24 06:27:11 PM  

zez: [www.myconfinedspace.com image 850x596]



img.fark.net
The crab meat part is the icing on the cake.
 
2013-11-24 06:27:20 PM  

iheartscotch: Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!


http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences2/locker_room
 
2013-11-24 06:27:37 PM  

megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.

Sometimes you pay extra for that...

...do you work at my cable company?

I don't know; would you like me to come over and..."fix your cable"?

Yeah! That would be great!

...heywaitaminute. I'm not falling for that again.


Hey, it's all cool. I'm an expert at installing the premium GangBang package. With the package; you get all of the premium movie channels, Cinemax, HBO, stars and many more! Your plan's cost is guaranteed to never go up and can't ever be canceled!

/ I keed, I keed
 
2013-11-24 06:28:29 PM  
I know plenty of guys in their twenties and thirties who work out a reduced/free rent deal in exchange for some nude groping and fondling, and cooking and cleaning. In fact I live with one.

It's pretty much like being married.
 
2013-11-24 06:32:38 PM  
Am I the only one who's antivirus went crazy after loading the article?
 
2013-11-24 06:34:03 PM  

HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.


Isn't that about a half hour west of DC?
 
2013-11-24 06:36:59 PM  

cyberspacedout: HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.

Isn't that about a half hour west of DC?


You're thinking of Manasses, VA.
 
2013-11-24 06:38:10 PM  
iheartscotch:

Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!


What's so not cool about merely talking? What was he talking about? Maybe he was lonely or had a bad day and you had a friendly look. Maybe it had nothing to do with nudity or sex: when you've been going to hot tubs or saunas for 50 years you get so comfortable with it you forget some people freak out like little girls at the slightest excuse.

Here's another one: in some places it's perfectly cool to chat with the stranger at the next urinal. Q: "Is it still raining? I damn near drowned on the way in from the bus stop." A: "Not so bad now, the wind died down at least."

But then you're a major homophobe, aren't you. Do you get violent about it?

And you do realize that that "i *heart* whatever" stuff is for 5th grade girls, don't you?
 
2013-11-24 06:40:12 PM  

iheartscotch: megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: iheartscotch: megarian: Someone gonna get murdersexually assaulted.

Sometimes you pay extra for that...

...do you work at my cable company?

I don't know; would you like me to come over and..."fix your cable"?

Yeah! That would be great!

...heywaitaminute. I'm not falling for that again.

Hey, it's all cool. I'm an expert at installing the premium GangBang package. With the package; you get all of the premium movie channels, Cinemax, HBO, stars and many more! Your plan's cost is guaranteed to never go up and can't ever be canceled!

/ I keed, I keed


*snert*
 
2013-11-24 06:43:21 PM  
I get hit on a LOT by gay guys. Is this just the thing for me even though I like girls? I mean shiat, the rent is nice.
 
2013-11-24 06:43:29 PM  

Infernalist: Those sorts of 'specials' are rampant in classified ads.  Free room and board in exchange for 'companionship.'


I'll be happy to provide companionship in exchange for room & board. All you risk is finding out why I usually live alone.

One hint: it'd help if you had two bathrooms. Just don't nobody ask me why unless you really want the answer.


 
2013-11-24 06:44:15 PM  
I never thought it would happen to me...
 
2013-11-24 06:46:57 PM  

vodka: I get hit on a LOT by gay guys.


We won't believe you until we see a pic.
 
2013-11-24 06:48:09 PM  
TRANSLATION:  "I am such a dork I cannot form a working relationship with anyone, so I am willing to rent you a $1700 apartment free if I can slobber on your bod."

"I am also too cheap to rent hookers, so at 4 hours a day it works out to around $13.00 an hour.  Not as bad as working at Mickey D's, but close."

That about get it?
 
2013-11-24 06:49:24 PM  

highwayrun: cyberspacedout: HotWingAgenda: OK, I'm in! Hope you like hairy manass, dude.

Isn't that about a half hour west of DC?

You're thinking of Manasses, VA.


Random thought: I wonder if there's a woman named Gina who lives there. Then she'd be Manassas, VA Gina.
 
2013-11-24 06:51:01 PM  

The One True TheDavid: iheartscotch:

Incoming CSB!
I was hanging out in the hot tub at the Y; just minding my own business. And this 70 year old guy, naked as a jay bird, sits right next to me and started talking to me! Not cool, old guy; not cool!

What's so not cool about merely talking? What was he talking about? Maybe he was lonely or had a bad day and you had a friendly look. Maybe it had nothing to do with nudity or sex: when you've been going to hot tubs or saunas for 50 years you get so comfortable with it you forget some people freak out like little girls at the slightest excuse.

Here's another one: in some places it's perfectly cool to chat with the stranger at the next urinal. Q: "Is it still raining? I damn near drowned on the way in from the bus stop." A: "Not so bad now, the wind died down at least."

But then you're a major homophobe, aren't you. Do you get violent about it?

And you do realize that that "i *heart* whatever" stuff is for 5th grade girls, don't you?


Dude, I'm just not into naked old man ass. If you are, good for you; have fun storming the castle!

As to the urinal chat, meh.

That must be why I have so much in common with 5th grade girls... I keed

/ the handle amuses me; and it's originalish.
 
2013-11-24 06:51:06 PM  

OgreMagi: I would gladly give a hot woman my spare room for free if I got privileges.  Sadly, that doesn't happen in real life.


^^^

Why isn't prostitution legal? Kinda anti feminist no?
 
2013-11-24 06:52:59 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: OgreMagi: I would gladly give a hot woman my spare room for free if I got privileges.  Sadly, that doesn't happen in real life.

^^^

Why isn't prostitution legal? Kinda anti feminist no?


I think "because jebus" or something like that.

Note, I'm intelligent enough to realize that any woman who would go for that kind of arrangement would most likely disappear after a couple of days with all my stuff.  I'm horny, not stupid.
 
2013-11-24 06:53:09 PM  
As a straight dude, I'd take the offer.

/Not much of a looker
 
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