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(Huffington Post)   All of you that are so upset that Courtney Stodden split with that old guy she married can take solace that she is dating a new old guy   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Courtney Stodden, Anna Nicole Smith, Edward Lozzi  
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7010 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Nov 2013 at 2:56 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-24 04:50:10 PM  
3 votes:
*wipes away tear*

Our little Attention Whore is upping her ho game so fast...

*sniffles*
2013-11-24 01:05:47 PM  
3 votes:

DanZero: Thank you Stoddenwatch!


i915.photobucket.com
2013-11-24 11:54:12 AM  
3 votes:
Oh good I was worried about her
2013-11-24 05:46:26 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-11-24 05:10:11 PM  
2 votes:

Testiclaw: What am I looking at, here?


Dina Lohan open-mouthed whore kissing her daughter while her embarrassed son prays for God to smite them with lightning bolts.
2013-11-24 04:29:44 PM  
2 votes:
Four years ago, I started a fund to turn into a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a man I love. Part of me still wants to be the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with him, or should I give up on it altogether?
2013-11-24 03:40:29 PM  
2 votes:
My first impression of her is that she could probably suck up a line of coke faster than a hoover vacuum cleaner.
2013-11-24 03:25:14 PM  
2 votes:
Man oh man, she fits right into my fantasy.  A busted looking 45 year old with the supple, young vagina of a 19 year old.

Bonus is she tastes of menthols and scotch.
2013-11-24 03:23:35 PM  
2 votes:

talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?


---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.
2013-11-24 12:30:07 PM  
2 votes:
"Dating"?  Sure, why not, let's call it that.
2013-11-25 01:02:28 AM  
1 vote:

wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?


According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.
2013-11-24 05:19:22 PM  
1 vote:
If I bought a Real Doll and it looked like that, I'd return it.
2013-11-24 04:56:31 PM  
1 vote:

natgab: talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?

---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.


Or "mom" in her case.

She's even sexier now, isn't she?
2013-11-24 04:38:30 PM  
1 vote:

Im_Gumby: Four years ago, I started a fund to turn into a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a man I love. Part of me still wants to be the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with him, or should I give up on it altogether?


Ask him if he knows the ancient Greek story of Pygmalion, and see if he wants to do the same thing, only in reverse.
2013-11-24 04:10:08 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?

Or Dina Lohan?


thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

Took me a while to find the picture.

/ kid's face says it all
2013-11-24 03:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
I thought she looked familiar, so I got out the box for my blow up doll.
2013-11-24 03:17:32 PM  
1 vote:
As one who has recently entered the "old Guy" demographic I would like to think that if I had the money to attract broken little things, I would have better taste.

That sentence seems horribly tortured.
2013-11-24 03:04:54 PM  
1 vote:
media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
2013-11-24 03:03:04 PM  
1 vote:
After looking at the pictures, I'm pretty sure she's dead and they've just been propping up her corpse.

/fap?
2013-11-24 01:09:28 PM  
1 vote:
I've never seen a human being try to turn themselves into a Real Doll, but she's almost there.
 
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