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(Huffington Post)   All of you that are so upset that Courtney Stodden split with that old guy she married can take solace that she is dating a new old guy   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Courtney Stodden, Anna Nicole Smith, Edward Lozzi  
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2013-11-24 04:04:46 PM  
4 votes:
images.dailyfill.com

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.
2013-11-24 01:26:23 PM  
3 votes:
I don't get it. She's hideous.
2013-11-24 03:19:02 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?
2013-11-24 03:17:32 PM  
2 votes:
As one who has recently entered the "old Guy" demographic I would like to think that if I had the money to attract broken little things, I would have better taste.

That sentence seems horribly tortured.
2013-11-24 03:14:09 PM  
2 votes:
She went from just plain trampy to Frankenboobs and scary in no time. WTF?
433 [TotalFark]
2013-11-24 03:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
Woah, that body does not look healthy.
2013-11-24 01:49:58 PM  
2 votes:

namegoeshere: I don't get it. She's hideous.


Agreed.  She looked fine before all the surgery and craziness.  Now she looks like a realdoll.
2013-11-24 01:17:45 PM  
2 votes:
Man, that's just....unfortunate. Cartoon boob territory. And we won't even get into the make-up.

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
2013-11-24 11:06:04 PM  
1 vote:
She'll never be able to fix all of the mistakes she's made with plastic surgery.  She didn't need a single bit of it and just needed a decent stylist and barring that just go au naturale.  She was definitely cute before it all.
2013-11-24 05:23:57 PM  
1 vote:
Alex, I'll take "Who has daddy issues?" for $1000.
2013-11-24 05:19:22 PM  
1 vote:
If I bought a Real Doll and it looked like that, I'd return it.
2013-11-24 04:25:59 PM  
1 vote:
The real question is whether Stodden and the old dude every actually had sex. There's a not-unreasonable possibility that it was a business arrangement between them, in which they'd have a sham marriage between an underage girl and an old dude as a way of thrusting her into the media spotlight, scoring her record, modeling, and television contracts, and once she was famous, they'd split so that she could then latch onto new-found singlehood to increase her marketability. All of those interim steps and results happened, so the only thing we don't know is whether this was all planned out three years ago and whether she and old dude ever actually consummated the marriage.
The skeptic in me says yes, and no, respectively. Plus, there's a rumor that he's gay.

/consider the fact that (i) there's no sex tape, and (ii) if there was, it would likely qualify as child pornography, based on her age at the time
2013-11-24 04:21:35 PM  
1 vote:
I used to enjoy perving on her pics on the the Fark tabs, now not so much

/meaning she has changed, I am still a perv
2013-11-24 04:10:21 PM  
1 vote:

natgab: [images.dailyfill.com image 600x600]

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.


That really is one of the most depressing images of a woman I've ever seen.
2013-11-24 04:10:08 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?

Or Dina Lohan?


thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

Took me a while to find the picture.

/ kid's face says it all
2013-11-24 04:07:18 PM  
1 vote:

talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?


Her manager is her mum. That is revolting to me - I can't imagine pimping one of my daughters out. Or allowing this kind of shenanigans.

/Yes, shenanigans!
// ashamed I know it
2013-11-24 03:49:27 PM  
1 vote:

Waldo Pepper: AbiNormal: I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.

She might very well be the one that hangs around for decades.   She has on personality, no true talent and nothing worthwhile to speak out. It seems the ones that go early tragically usually have some talent that never was fulfilled.


She's desperate for attention and not getting it in a good way and no support system that favors her. Then again, she could be too dumb to realize what's going on.
2013-11-24 03:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Lord. Move over, Joyce Wildenstein, there's a new sheriff in town.
2013-11-24 03:04:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.
2013-11-24 02:12:45 PM  
1 vote:
Yuck.
2013-11-24 02:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: I don't get it. She's hideous.


You're being too kind.
 
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