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(Huffington Post)   All of you that are so upset that Courtney Stodden split with that old guy she married can take solace that she is dating a new old guy   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 97
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2013-11-24 04:29:44 PM  
Four years ago, I started a fund to turn into a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a man I love. Part of me still wants to be the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with him, or should I give up on it altogether?
 
2013-11-24 04:31:49 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-24 04:36:56 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 634x762]


honestly from the neck down she looks pretty good there. I believe this is before she had 2 of those volleyballs implanted in her chest
 
2013-11-24 04:38:30 PM  

Im_Gumby: Four years ago, I started a fund to turn into a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a man I love. Part of me still wants to be the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with him, or should I give up on it altogether?


Ask him if he knows the ancient Greek story of Pygmalion, and see if he wants to do the same thing, only in reverse.
 
2013-11-24 04:50:10 PM  
*wipes away tear*

Our little Attention Whore is upping her ho game so fast...

*sniffles*
 
2013-11-24 04:56:31 PM  

natgab: talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?

---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.


Or "mom" in her case.

She's even sexier now, isn't she?
 
2013-11-24 05:02:13 PM  

natgab: theorellior: natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?

Or Dina Lohan?



Took me a while to find the picture.

/ kid's face says it all


What am I looking at, here?
 
2013-11-24 05:10:11 PM  

Testiclaw: What am I looking at, here?


Dina Lohan open-mouthed whore kissing her daughter while her embarrassed son prays for God to smite them with lightning bolts.
 
2013-11-24 05:11:41 PM  

Apos: [media.tumblr.com image 500x305]

/Oblig


The thing is, at that point, she was still hot. In an extremely, yet delightfully trashy way to be sure, but still totally farkable. Now I just can't see anything attractive about her at all. It's tragic really, she went from being a nasty little farktoy cumdump, to being a breathing realdoll.
 
2013-11-24 05:19:22 PM  
If I bought a Real Doll and it looked like that, I'd return it.
 
2013-11-24 05:23:57 PM  
Alex, I'll take "Who has daddy issues?" for $1000.
 
2013-11-24 05:30:08 PM  
She's settling...Rupert Murdoch's available.
 
2013-11-24 05:30:44 PM  

weirdneighbour: I used to enjoy perving on her pics on the the Fark tabs, now not so much

/meaning she has changed, I am still a perv


Would I? Damn right

Like the fist of a mildly annoyed demigod
 
2013-11-24 05:46:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-24 06:12:58 PM  
53? 53 what? Facelifts?
 
2013-11-24 06:26:30 PM  

ko_kyi: Im_Gumby: Four years ago, I started a fund to turn into a Real Doll. 8 months ago, I met a man I love. Part of me still wants to be the Doll, though. Is that a conversation I can have with him, or should I give up on it altogether?

Ask him if he knows the ancient Greek story of Pygmalion, and see if he wants to do the same thing, only in reverse.


Dude... you've been here since 07, you should recognize the homage.
 
2013-11-24 06:45:28 PM  

Im_Gumby: Dude... you've been here since 07, you should recognize the homage.


I fail at Fark.
 
2013-11-24 07:05:06 PM  
 
2013-11-24 07:12:52 PM  
 
2013-11-24 07:16:04 PM  

natgab: theorellior: natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?

Or Dina Lohan?

[thetwist03.files.wordpress.com image 620x413]

Took me a while to find the picture.

/ kid's face says it all


That's some messed up shiat right there.
 
2013-11-24 07:26:27 PM  

AbiNormal: Trashy Women


Yikes. Played that song more times than I can count back in the day (Hey, I was PAID to do that) but I never saw the video. Whatta POS.
 
2013-11-24 07:32:24 PM  

John Buck 41: AbiNormal: Trashy Women

Yikes. Played that song more times than I can count back in the day (Hey, I was PAID to do that) but I never saw the video. Whatta POS.


I imagine it will be her wedding song.
 
2013-11-24 08:10:48 PM  
Just a natural beauty.  No make up or surgery necessary!
 
2013-11-24 08:16:59 PM  

thamike: There are a number of ridiculous assumptions that this headline depends on.


Like what?

/ been submitting for years, and this gets to be my first green
// not proud
 
2013-11-24 08:48:38 PM  
She always had the ugliest chicken legs. Now the rest of her is catching up. There are few things sadder looking than giant plastic implants on a boney chest.
 
2013-11-24 09:10:40 PM  
Does Las Vegas compute odds on the ages when celebrities--or "celebrities" in this case, with air quotes--will die?
 
2013-11-24 11:06:04 PM  
She'll never be able to fix all of the mistakes she's made with plastic surgery.  She didn't need a single bit of it and just needed a decent stylist and barring that just go au naturale.  She was definitely cute before it all.
 
2013-11-24 11:10:43 PM  

Theaetetus: The real question is whether Stodden and the old dude every actually had sex. There's a not-unreasonable possibility that it was a business arrangement between them, in which they'd have a sham marriage between an underage girl and an old dude as a way of thrusting her into the media spotlight, scoring her record, modeling, and television contracts, and once she was famous, they'd split so that she could then latch onto new-found singlehood to increase her marketability. All of those interim steps and results happened, so the only thing we don't know is whether this was all planned out three years ago and whether she and old dude ever actually consummated the marriage.
The skeptic in me says yes, and no, respectively. Plus, there's a rumor that he's gay.

/consider the fact that (i) there's no sex tape, and (ii) if there was, it would likely qualify as child pornography, based on her age at the time


You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?
It doesn't matter if he's gay, he didn't need to use her as a beard.
His character in The Green Mile might have been revolting, but Hutchinson played him well, and went on to play another psychopath in Millenium quite interestingly.
So the guy's good.
Something tells me something went wrong with this....interaction...I guess you could call it that.
 
2013-11-24 11:22:32 PM  

AbiNormal: Trashy Women


First time I heard that old song.   Yeah I agree, the good ones are never that attractive.
 
2013-11-24 11:41:55 PM  

natgab: [images.dailyfill.com image 600x600]

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.


I wonder if she ever looks at pictures of herself from three or four years ago and regrets every decision she's made since then.

She'll be looking haggard as fark at age 25.
 
2013-11-25 01:01:51 AM  

namegoeshere: I don't get it. She's hideous.


I use the word *rank* to describe her
it falls short
but it comes closest
 
2013-11-25 01:02:28 AM  

wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?


According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.
 
2013-11-25 07:04:39 AM  

Musikslayer: I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.


I would also suggest disinfecting your lawn afterwards.  Or maybe just nuke it from orbit.

/just to be sure
 
2013-11-25 07:23:07 AM  
Yea that chick is definitely going to have an early death
 
2013-11-25 07:25:14 AM  

natgab: [images.dailyfill.com image 600x600]

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.


Ummm she's probably 14 in the picture on the left...........
 
2013-11-25 07:59:42 AM  

Incontinental_Drift: thamike: There are a number of ridiculous assumptions that this headline depends on.

Like what?

/ been submitting for years, and this gets to be my first green
// not proud


I was being silly, and congrats, but the headline assumes:

* that anyone, let alone all of "us" were upset about anything Stodden-related
* that it was because she left that weirdo
* that everyone cares who this person is dating now
* that everyone knows who you are talking about

I've seen Dr. Who headlines that are more inclusive
 
2013-11-25 08:29:56 AM  
i.huffpost.com

It looks like her breasts are already starting to fail. How long before her nipples start pointing in different directions?
 
2013-11-25 08:34:43 AM  
It could be that her sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
 
2013-11-25 09:56:33 AM  

thamike: Incontinental_Drift: thamike: There are a number of ridiculous assumptions that this headline depends on.

Like what?

/ been submitting for years, and this gets to be my first green
// not proud

I was being silly, and congrats, but the headline assumes:

* that anyone, let alone all of "us" were upset about anything Stodden-related
* that it was because she left that weirdo
* that everyone cares who this person is dating now
* that everyone knows who you are talking about

I've seen Dr. Who headlines that are more inclusive


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-11-25 10:38:26 AM  

Musikslayer: wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?

According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.


In fairness to the guy I'm sure he met her when she was still natural and cute and not the real doll that she has become.
 
2013-11-25 11:57:25 AM  

Incontinental_Drift: [thatsthejoke.jpg]


[crashhelmet.jpg]
 
2013-11-25 05:23:53 PM  

Musikslayer: wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?

According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.


Hey buddy, don't call someone out as a felon unless they've actually been charged and convicted.

You don't know why he's not working. I'm of the opinion the Doug Hutchinson is good enough to take on a role that will make him a good investment in films, and I didn't say a-list. So you don't buy the official story of how they met? Well, he did ask her parent's permission. And watching his performances in The Green Mile and Millenium, I'd say we should all rightly ignore his personal relationship with Stodden and give him another chance.
 
2013-11-25 10:00:34 PM  

ambercat: [i.huffpost.com image 570x864]

It looks like her breasts are already starting to fail. How long before her nipples start pointing in different directions?


Have you seen her nipples? They're not pretty. Mangled, a bit.

They're visible on Celebrity Big Brother UK. You can find clips on Dailymotion. And yeah... they kinda remind me of larger versions of Tara Reid's disastrous tits. The poor girl really didn't need surgery to be pretty, and the end result was that the surgery made her uglier.
 
2013-11-25 10:01:44 PM  

wadjet: Musikslayer: wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?

According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.

Hey buddy, don't call someone out as a felon unless they've actually been charged and convicted.

You don't know why he's not working. I'm of the opinion the Doug Hutchinson is good enough to take on a role that will make him a good investment in films, and I didn't say a-list. So you don't buy the official story of how they met? Well, he did ask her parent's permission. And watching his performances in The Green Mile and Millenium, I'd say we should all rightly ignore his personal relationship with Stodden and give him another chance.


I spearheaded the campaign to get him the role of Rorschach in Watchmen. He responded to it, and went for it, apparently, but it didn't happen.

He'd have been great. Oh well.
 
2013-11-26 01:09:49 AM  

ZeroCorpse: wadjet: Musikslayer: wadjet: You forgot to mention one thing: what could Doug Hutchinson have gotten out of that "business arrangement"?

According to IMDB, he hasn't worked since he got married and doesn't have anything coming up. He's got a bunch of reality show stuff, which may pay more than what he was used to since his work was always sporadic. But yeah, he really got screwed (pun intended): Nobody in their right mind would hire him for legit work since he's now a pedophile. I'm 5 years younger than him, and the only thing I would want to do with that girl is ask her to stay off my lawn.

Hey buddy, don't call someone out as a felon unless they've actually been charged and convicted.

You don't know why he's not working. I'm of the opinion the Doug Hutchinson is good enough to take on a role that will make him a good investment in films, and I didn't say a-list. So you don't buy the official story of how they met? Well, he did ask her parent's permission. And watching his performances in The Green Mile and Millenium, I'd say we should all rightly ignore his personal relationship with Stodden and give him another chance.

I spearheaded the campaign to get him the role of Rorschach in Watchmen. He responded to it, and went for it, apparently, but it didn't happen.

He'd have been great. Oh well.


Yes, he would have. :(
 
2013-11-26 02:28:58 AM  

skinink: What choice does she have? I bet guys her age would choose other women over her, she doesn't really have any talent to support herself with other than a minor singing thing. I'm sure older men are more than willing to overlook a 19 year old's shortcomings.


Oh, I'm sure she has a talent that pays.
 
2013-11-26 04:56:44 AM  
Where the hell are this girl's parents?

What a shame for this poor kid.
 
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