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(Huffington Post)   All of you that are so upset that Courtney Stodden split with that old guy she married can take solace that she is dating a new old guy   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 97
    More: Stupid, Courtney Stodden, Anna Nicole Smith, Edward Lozzi  
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2013-11-24 11:54:12 AM
Oh good I was worried about her
 
2013-11-24 12:30:07 PM
"Dating"?  Sure, why not, let's call it that.
 
2013-11-24 12:32:37 PM
There are a number of ridiculous assumptions that this headline depends on.
 
2013-11-24 12:32:59 PM

syrynxx: Oh good I was worried about her


Yeah really. If it weren't for Fark's frequent updates 2-3 times a week on her I wouldn't be in the know. Thank you Stoddenwatch!
 
2013-11-24 12:42:11 PM
New guy has more money?

/no way he's just 53.
 
2013-11-24 01:05:47 PM

DanZero: Thank you Stoddenwatch!


i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-24 01:09:28 PM
I've never seen a human being try to turn themselves into a Real Doll, but she's almost there.
 
2013-11-24 01:17:45 PM
Man, that's just....unfortunate. Cartoon boob territory. And we won't even get into the make-up.

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2013-11-24 01:26:23 PM
I don't get it. She's hideous.
 
2013-11-24 01:49:58 PM

namegoeshere: I don't get it. She's hideous.


Agreed.  She looked fine before all the surgery and craziness.  Now she looks like a realdoll.
 
2013-11-24 01:57:49 PM
Good for her. Good for Courtney too.
 
2013-11-24 02:01:12 PM

namegoeshere: I don't get it. She's hideous.


You're being too kind.
 
2013-11-24 02:12:45 PM
Yuck.
 
2013-11-24 02:50:14 PM
You go girl! Cash in. Millions of women get implants and everyone hates them.Yeah right....
 
2013-11-24 03:03:04 PM
After looking at the pictures, I'm pretty sure she's dead and they've just been propping up her corpse.

/fap?
 
2013-11-24 03:03:35 PM
She's got chutzpah.  You've got to give her that.

/of course, she can't spell 'chutzpah'
 
2013-11-24 03:04:52 PM
I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.
 
2013-11-24 03:04:54 PM
media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
 
2013-11-24 03:10:32 PM
shes nothing more than a cumster.
 
2013-11-24 03:13:29 PM
Which country unleashed this person on the world? Who's to blame for this?
 
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2013-11-24 03:13:50 PM
Woah, that body does not look healthy.
 
2013-11-24 03:14:09 PM
She went from just plain trampy to Frankenboobs and scary in no time. WTF?
 
2013-11-24 03:17:32 PM
As one who has recently entered the "old Guy" demographic I would like to think that if I had the money to attract broken little things, I would have better taste.

That sentence seems horribly tortured.
 
2013-11-24 03:19:02 PM
FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?
 
2013-11-24 03:21:06 PM
What choice does she have? I bet guys her age would choose other women over her, she doesn't really have any talent to support herself with other than a minor singing thing. I'm sure older men are more than willing to overlook a 19 year old's shortcomings.
 
2013-11-24 03:21:51 PM
Oh Lord. Move over, Joyce Wildenstein, there's a new sheriff in town.
 
2013-11-24 03:23:35 PM

talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?


---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.
 
2013-11-24 03:25:14 PM
Man oh man, she fits right into my fantasy.  A busted looking 45 year old with the supple, young vagina of a 19 year old.

Bonus is she tastes of menthols and scotch.
 
2013-11-24 03:27:25 PM

syrynxx: Oh good I was worried about her


Yes, thank goodness she hasn't given up on finding true love.
 
2013-11-24 03:32:06 PM

natgab: talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?

---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.


And in Stoddens case it's her mom.
 
2013-11-24 03:34:48 PM

Flappyhead: natgab: talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?

---I think in some parts of the country they are called pimps.

And in Stoddens case it's her mom.


--Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?
 
2013-11-24 03:37:02 PM

natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?


Or Dina Lohan?
 
2013-11-24 03:39:55 PM
I guess I don't understand the celebrity ecosystem well enough to see how she (and her mom, et al) make any money.

Does the Daily Fail really pay that much for those 'shocking' pictures?
 
2013-11-24 03:40:29 PM
My first impression of her is that she could probably suck up a line of coke faster than a hoover vacuum cleaner.
 
2013-11-24 03:41:59 PM
I thought she looked familiar, so I got out the box for my blow up doll.
 
2013-11-24 03:43:04 PM

AbiNormal: I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.


She might very well be the one that hangs around for decades.   She has on personality, no true talent and nothing worthwhile to speak out. It seems the ones that go early tragically usually have some talent that never was fulfilled.
 
2013-11-24 03:49:27 PM

Waldo Pepper: AbiNormal: I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.

She might very well be the one that hangs around for decades.   She has on personality, no true talent and nothing worthwhile to speak out. It seems the ones that go early tragically usually have some talent that never was fulfilled.


She's desperate for attention and not getting it in a good way and no support system that favors her. Then again, she could be too dumb to realize what's going on.
 
2013-11-24 03:54:02 PM

FrancoFile: I guess I don't understand the celebrity ecosystem well enough to see how she (and her mom, et al) make any money.

Does the Daily Fail really pay that much for those 'shocking' pictures?


---Nightclubs paying her to show up as a " celebrity " maybe?  Print ad endorsements?

Good question though, so many people work 40+ hour work weeks and don't go to the parties or vacations that these so-called celebrites get.  And they are arrive in Limos or brand new cars.  My brother owns his own business and doesn't have a car newer than 10 yrs old.
 
2013-11-24 03:55:38 PM

natgab: FrancoFile: I guess I don't understand the celebrity ecosystem well enough to see how she (and her mom, et al) make any money.

Does the Daily Fail really pay that much for those 'shocking' pictures?

---Nightclubs paying her to show up as a " celebrity " maybe?  Print ad endorsements?

Good question though, so many people work 40+ hour work weeks and don't go to the parties or vacations that these so-called celebrites get.  And they are arrive in Limos or brand new cars.  My brother owns his own business and doesn't have a car newer than 10 yrs old.


Maybe if he was better at business he'd have a newer car.

/joking
 
2013-11-24 03:57:42 PM

AbiNormal: natgab: FrancoFile: I guess I don't understand the celebrity ecosystem well enough to see how she (and her mom, et al) make any money.

Does the Daily Fail really pay that much for those 'shocking' pictures?

---Nightclubs paying her to show up as a " celebrity " maybe?  Print ad endorsements?

Good question though, so many people work 40+ hour work weeks and don't go to the parties or vacations that these so-called celebrites get.  And they are arrive in Limos or brand new cars.  My brother owns his own business and doesn't have a car newer than 10 yrs old.

Maybe if he was better

sleazier and underhandedat business he'd have a newer car.

/joking

FTFY
 
2013-11-24 04:00:42 PM

Waldo Pepper: AbiNormal: natgab: FrancoFile: I guess I don't understand the celebrity ecosystem well enough to see how she (and her mom, et al) make any money.

Does the Daily Fail really pay that much for those 'shocking' pictures?

---Nightclubs paying her to show up as a " celebrity " maybe?  Print ad endorsements?

Good question though, so many people work 40+ hour work weeks and don't go to the parties or vacations that these so-called celebrites get.  And they are arrive in Limos or brand new cars.  My brother owns his own business and doesn't have a car newer than 10 yrs old.

Maybe if he was better sleazier and underhandedat business he'd have a newer car.

/joking

FTFY


A friend of mine owns his own business and he's one of those that are way to honest.
 
2013-11-24 04:04:46 PM
images.dailyfill.com

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.
 
2013-11-24 04:07:18 PM

talkertopc: FTA: But before jumping into hasty conclusions, Stodden's manager told E! News that the two are not dating. "It's just innocent fun. It seems like lots of guys have a hard time keeping their hands off of her. She is enjoying being 19. She deserves it."

Is having a sugar daddy a job requiring a manager now?


Her manager is her mum. That is revolting to me - I can't imagine pimping one of my daughters out. Or allowing this kind of shenanigans.

/Yes, shenanigans!
// ashamed I know it
 
2013-11-24 04:10:08 PM

AbiNormal: I'm putting her in my death pool. 12 months days tops and she'll be dead from an accidental overdose.


Fixed for accuracy.

/There is no way this isn't ending with an E! news report of her being found face down in some rich dumbass' pool.
 
2013-11-24 04:10:08 PM

theorellior: natgab: --Did she get adopted by the Kardashian Mom?

Or Dina Lohan?


thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

Took me a while to find the picture.

/ kid's face says it all
 
2013-11-24 04:10:21 PM

natgab: [images.dailyfill.com image 600x600]

Somewhere underneath the thing on the left, there used to be a cute blonde.


That really is one of the most depressing images of a woman I've ever seen.
 
2013-11-24 04:20:01 PM

natgab: Took me a while to find the picture.


Good Lord!

o.O

It's a good thing I ate a light lunch.
 
2013-11-24 04:21:35 PM
I used to enjoy perving on her pics on the the Fark tabs, now not so much

/meaning she has changed, I am still a perv
 
2013-11-24 04:25:59 PM
The real question is whether Stodden and the old dude every actually had sex. There's a not-unreasonable possibility that it was a business arrangement between them, in which they'd have a sham marriage between an underage girl and an old dude as a way of thrusting her into the media spotlight, scoring her record, modeling, and television contracts, and once she was famous, they'd split so that she could then latch onto new-found singlehood to increase her marketability. All of those interim steps and results happened, so the only thing we don't know is whether this was all planned out three years ago and whether she and old dude ever actually consummated the marriage.
The skeptic in me says yes, and no, respectively. Plus, there's a rumor that he's gay.

/consider the fact that (i) there's no sex tape, and (ii) if there was, it would likely qualify as child pornography, based on her age at the time
 
2013-11-24 04:28:35 PM
Jeebus her father must have done a real number on her.

/not that i'm complaining
//loves damaged goods
 
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