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2013-11-24 11:46:48 AM  
"Using this laser allows us to decrease the length of a patient's hospital stay and provide them with high-quality results so they can return to their everyday lives sooner," Dr. Okeke said.

And if you fill your ass with popcorn before the procedure starts, you can have a nice snack, afterwards.
 
2013-11-24 12:34:57 PM  
The Prostinator
 
2013-11-24 02:07:36 PM  
"Just what you see here, pal."
 
2013-11-24 02:17:34 PM  
How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?
 
2013-11-24 02:19:51 PM  
He needs star trek goggles.
 
2013-11-24 02:42:26 PM  
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/ow, my sperm...
 
2013-11-24 02:46:09 PM  

devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?


Hint: the male anatomy already provides a convenient tube leading directly into the prostate gland.
 
2013-11-24 02:50:13 PM  

Ivo Shandor: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

Hint: the male anatomy already provides a convenient tube leading directly into the prostate gland.


They shove it up and pull the trigger until well done.
 
2013-11-24 03:01:16 PM  
But will it melt a super mutant?
 
2013-11-24 03:07:41 PM  
www.movieactors.com
 
2013-11-24 03:10:35 PM  

NutWrench: "Using this laser allows us to decrease the length of a patient's hospital stay and provide them with high-quality results so they can return to their everyday lives sooner," Dr. Okeke said.

And if you fill your ass with popcorn before the procedure starts, you can have a nice snack, afterwards.


Waaaay ahead of you.
 
2013-11-24 03:17:00 PM  

hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."


I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...
 
2013-11-24 03:43:17 PM  

INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...


All this info? He used the damn phone book.
 
2013-11-24 04:11:46 PM  

hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."


i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-24 04:31:16 PM  

Trocadero: INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...

All this info? He used the damn phone book.


Yeah, the plot to slaughter every Sarah Connor found in the LA Yellow pages was not well though out.
 
2013-11-24 05:39:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Prostinator


IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
 
2013-11-24 05:42:22 PM  
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Hasta la vista, cancer
 
2013-11-24 06:04:48 PM  

Trocadero: INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...

All this info? He used the damn phone book.


In the novelization, they pointed out that it had no idea how traffic and such worked, so it stood around watching for a while until it thought it understood it.  Then proceeded to screw things up.
 
2013-11-24 07:15:36 PM  

INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...


Hey, you try going a day without access to a 21rst century search engine... ;)
 
2013-11-24 07:34:29 PM  

Fano: Trocadero: INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...

All this info? He used the damn phone book.

Yeah, the plot to slaughter every Sarah Connor found in the LA Yellow pages was not well though out.


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-11-24 08:45:01 PM  

INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...


Skynet only had time to program the first Terminator with the name of the contact to kill before the human resistance came in and overtook the place.  The T-800 had to figure out on its own who Sarah Connor was and adapt to the rest of its surroundings.
 
2013-11-24 09:48:53 PM  

devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?


I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

blog.mediligence.com

Sleep tight.
 
2013-11-24 10:24:06 PM  
You're going to aim that laser where???
 
2013-11-24 10:31:08 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.


I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. 0_0
 
2013-11-24 11:28:00 PM  

Freschel: Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.

I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. 0_0


It doesn't go in looking like that though! It opens up once inside. I suppose once you know it looks like that it's not much comfort seeing it retracted.
 
2013-11-24 11:52:28 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.


zona9.ro
 
2013-11-25 03:05:26 AM  

fusillade762: Fano: Trocadero: INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...

All this info? He used the damn phone book.

Yeah, the plot to slaughter every Sarah Connor found in the LA Yellow pages was not well though out.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x261]


Well, i do believe that most of the information on all of this was wiped out during the initial nuking of all major human population centres, so i'm not all that surprised that the people/things being sent back are a little sketchy on the details.
 
2013-11-25 04:58:06 AM  

SithLord: INeedAName: hogans: "Just what you see here, pal."

I always wondered how the advanced machine, programmed with all this information about its target and the environment, etc, had no clue what type of weapons would be available...

Skynet only had time to program the first Terminator with the name of the contact to kill before the human resistance came in and overtook the place.  The T-800 had to figure out on its own who Sarah Connor was and adapt to the rest of its surroundings.


I was impressed that it didn't throw a SQL exception when it found more than one Sarah Connor in the phone book.

Being a software tester has given me very low expectations of software quality.
 
2013-11-25 07:03:43 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.


You're a real pain in the arse, man, you know that.
 
2013-11-25 08:29:09 AM  

uttertosh: Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.

You're a real pain in the arse, man, you know that.


You're putting it in the wrong hole if it is a pita
 
2013-11-25 08:32:43 AM  
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God help me, I keep thinking that this is the face of "Bum Laser Man" and giggling.
 
2013-11-25 08:34:47 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: devildog123: How can you cut something out of someone with no incision?

I think it's more of an ablation. Have you seen the RF-ablation method now in use? Yeah, it's a catheter with an impressive business-end threaded into your dickhole.

[blog.mediligence.com image 468x334]

Sleep tight.


"Ya know what, doc? I think I'd rather die of cancer."
 
2013-11-25 02:13:24 PM  
You really know your home defense, pal.  I may just close up early today!
 
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