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(Liberals Unite)   You know how I know you want the Secret Service to pay you a visit over the holidays?   (samuel-warde.com) divider line 138
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14104 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2013 at 1:47 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-24 12:04:59 PM  
FALSE FLAG
 
2013-11-24 12:16:27 PM  
Popcorn! I got popcorn!
 
2013-11-24 12:40:26 PM  
'Christian American Patriots Militia'

They go to the Holy Grace Church of Grace Church Holiness & Grace and studied at the Texas College of College Texania University College of the Universe. 

Void where prohibited?
 
2013-11-24 12:52:35 PM  
Christian. American. Patriots. Militia. Yep. Ticks all the boxes. Fortunately, Obamacare requires insurance companies to cover mental health, too. Hopefully, sane family and friends will encourage them to get the help they are so desperately crying out for.
 
2013-11-24 12:54:21 PM  
I blame this all on the internet. Before it came along, these clowns would have been relegated to gathering stares at the local bar. Now they can go out and find 1400 other delusional idiots and make themselves feel like their sick viewpoints are somehow acceptable
 
2013-11-24 01:03:14 PM  
People who consider themselves the defenders of the Constitution often have no idea what the document actually says.
 
2013-11-24 01:06:21 PM  

FloydA: People who consider themselves the defenders of the Constitution often have no idea what the document actually says.

- Rand Paul (R, KY)
 
2013-11-24 01:32:28 PM  
Meanwhile, at their jobs, they don't have the authority to take their five-minute break without checking with Mr. Parker first, and he's doing his algebra homework in the drive-thru window.

Looks like for the 15,490,383rd time since 2008 "someone else" will have to actually handle things for these brave patriot mouth-warriors
 
2013-11-24 01:36:03 PM  
They list a bunch of charges against him without giving one example of the crimes he committed. That how you know they are serious.
 
2013-11-24 01:50:13 PM  
Because the Secret Service really knows how to party?

DRTFA
 
2013-11-24 01:50:44 PM  

FloydA: People who consider themselves the defenders of the Constitution often have no idea what the document actually says.


Yup, they're the same ones who go out of their way to talk about how useless it is for kids to be learning how to read and write in cursive.

/yes, I know the Constitution was not written in cursive
 
2013-11-24 01:51:54 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Meanwhile, at their jobs, they don't have the authority to take their five-minute break without checking with Mr. Parker first, and he's doing his algebra homework in the drive-thru window.

Looks like for the 15,490,383rd time since 2008 "someone else" will have to actually handle things for these brave patriot mouth-warriors


Reminds me of The Oathkeepers.  They're (alledgely) a group of military members who will refuse to honor any order to violate an American citizen's rights, particularly the 2nd Amendment.  Here's a quick quiz:

Did they form:

A) After the government was deputizing anybody in a uniform to seize lawfully owned firearms from citizens in New Orleans, trying to defend themselves from looters after Hurricane Katrina, in 2005

or

B) In March 2009.  Which in a complete coincidence, shortly after a black Democrat was inaugurated.
 
2013-11-24 01:52:29 PM  
These ass clowns are giving the rest who are advocating a revolution a bad name.
 
2013-11-24 01:53:25 PM  

dryknife: Because the Secret Service really knows how to party?

DRTFA


That they do.
 
2013-11-24 01:53:35 PM  
Very Christian of them.
 
2013-11-24 01:53:36 PM  
They'd get only 5 years in prison for this? A decade should be added for breathtaking stupidity.
 
2013-11-24 01:55:54 PM  
This is why I don't join Facebook.
 
2013-11-24 01:57:54 PM  

FloydA: People who consider themselves the defenders of the Constitution often have no idea what the document actually says.


The Onion agrees.
 
2013-11-24 01:58:28 PM  
The color of a man's skin has nothing to do with the Constitution.  When will these bigots get?
 
2013-11-24 01:59:02 PM  
Lock them up. They're too stupid for freedom anyway.
 
2013-11-24 02:00:05 PM  
Oh, those wacky christians.

 
2013-11-24 02:00:21 PM  

dryknife: Because the Secret Service really knows how to party?

DRTFA


Yup, just like the Irish.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-24 02:00:46 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: This is why I don't join Facebook.


So your plots to kill elected officials remain secret?

/jk
/I am a non stalkerbook person also.
 
2013-11-24 02:01:54 PM  

BenJammin: The color of a man's skin has nothing to do with the Constitution.  When will these bigots get?


Get what? Arrested? Convicted? Lined up against a wall so passersby can pay a nickel to kick every single person who "liked" that screed in the nuts?

Not a moment too soon.
 
2013-11-24 02:01:57 PM  
Christ, what assholes
 
2013-11-24 02:02:07 PM  
Big deal. If they really want a holiday party, the ATF KNOWS how to throw a shindig.

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

Pictured above: First Annual Waco Texas bonfire and weenie roast.
 
2013-11-24 02:02:25 PM  
Responsible Gun Owners and good Christians? Probably good drivers, too!
 
2013-11-24 02:02:34 PM  
But I'm sure some far-leftwing wacko probably thought the same thing about Bush at some point in time so therefore by the transitive property of politics this is no big deal.
 
2013-11-24 02:04:01 PM  
From TFA's Facebook screenshot;
"...to shoot Obama, i.e., to kill him."

lulz.
 
2013-11-24 02:04:12 PM  
I am sooooo  unfriending them for this.
 
2013-11-24 02:04:50 PM  
I wonder how long it would be before this brave "patriot" bursts into tears and/or shiats his pants when the Secret Service actually shows up.
 
2013-11-24 02:05:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: Very Christian of them.


snocone: Oh, those wacky christians.


"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's... or don't, because Caesar's a ni-BONG!"  - Matthew 22:21
 
2013-11-24 02:06:02 PM  
Oh, I hope it's Pete and Myka!

And that Claudia Donovan and her cute gay partner!

Awesome!
 
2013-11-24 02:06:32 PM  

Rhino_man: hardinparamedic: Very Christian of them.

snocone: Oh, those wacky christians.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's... or don't, because Caesar's a ni-BONG!"  - Matthew 22:21


Man, if you're going to steal quotes from RAND PAUL, credit where credit is due.
 
2013-11-24 02:09:09 PM  
Why would a Christian Militia Group want Biden to be in charge?
 
2013-11-24 02:10:21 PM  

genner: Why would a Christian Militia Group want Biden to be in charge?


Their reptile brains can't plan past wanting the mean black guy dead
 
2013-11-24 02:11:03 PM  
"HEY, CHRISTIAN MILITIA! We don't take kindly to your types around here."

images.sodahead.com

/Petey the Don't Sue People Panda is a sad panda
 
2013-11-24 02:13:27 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-24 02:15:53 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Responsible Gun Owners and good Christians? Probably good drivers, too!


And, apparently, rebooting Assassination Inc.
 
2013-11-24 02:15:56 PM  

Dinki: I blame this all on the internet. Before it came along, these clowns would have been relegated to gathering stares at the local bar. Now they can go out and find 1400 other delusional idiots and make themselves feel like their sick viewpoints are somehow acceptable


You're talking about the White House staff, aren't you?
 
2013-11-24 02:17:06 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


The  black community frowns on your shenannigans, christian whorrriors.
 
2013-11-24 02:21:01 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Truly, a meme for many seasons.
 
2013-11-24 02:21:31 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Their reptile brains can't plan past wanting the mean black guy dead


What's funny is Biden is a Catholic, which as far as wingnut Christians are concerned puts him in league with the devil.
 
2013-11-24 02:22:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: Big deal. If they really want a holiday party, the ATF KNOWS how to throw a shindig.

[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 485x300]

Pictured above: First Annual Waco Texas bonfire and weenie roast.


What A Cook Out!
 
2013-11-24 02:24:28 PM  
I'm almost 30 years old and this is the first time in my life, in the United States of America, that I have heard of a "Christian Militia Group". They can't be all that serious if they can go under the radar for the 15 years I've actually paid attention MSM.
 
2013-11-24 02:24:55 PM  

BenJammin: The color of a man's skin has nothing to do with the Constitution.  When will these bigots get?


So what then was the purpose of the 15th amendment?
Something, something three-fifths, something...
 
2013-11-24 02:27:31 PM  

xkillyourfacex: I'm almost 30 years old and this is the first time in my life, in the United States of America, that I have heard of a "Christian Militia Group". They can't be all that serious if they can go under the radar for the 15 years I've actually paid attention MSM.


Hey, Dood, tax exempt is tax exempt. To be a 501C3, all you do is file that way. Up to "them" to check.
 
2013-11-24 02:29:30 PM  

Dinki: I blame this all on the internet. Before it came along, these clowns would have been relegated to gathering stares at the local bar. Now they can go out and find 1400 other delusional idiots and make themselves feel like their sick viewpoints are somehow acceptable


I am always amused at the "militias" we used to have several around here trying to get anyone with a firearm to join em. the one that really got me laughing was one that had its own "compound" IE three mobile homes set in a u shape with a cinder block wall blocking the open end, they were all fire and brimstone about how they were going to resist when the feds sent in the army and how they just knew their brother soldiers would desert and join em.

1-Guys, 3 of you were National Guard and 2 of ya didn't even finish their enlistment, not many soldiers are gonna call ya brothers
2-All that stuff in the freezers ya had stockpiled isn't gonna last long when they cut your power
3-You barely had enough "men" for 2 fire teams and yet you called yourselves a militia?
4-The army wont be used, a swat team will, and that was overkill (and I doubt any of em will join you)
5-Neither that cinderblock wall or those trailer walls was going to stop jack if they decided to shoot your dumb asses
6-that SKS with 3 mags is a pitiful excuse for a "heavy weapon"
7-Most of em couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even if they were standing inside it
8-Their "arsenal was the above mentioned SKS, two WWI vintage Mosin Nagants, and a couple of Marlin and Ruger 22 rifles, along with some shotguns and pistols


and the cherry on top was the pride of their arsenal...a NEF pardner 12 gauge pump that they had spent 5 time what the shotgun was worth customizing it with a folding stock, laser dot and maglite on rails, barrel shroud with ghost ring sights, foregrip, etc. Unfortunately for them they cut the barrel to 16 inches (legal length for a rifle barrel but a shotgun requires a 18 inch one without a tax stamp) so the ATF picked up the two leaders (who had possession of said shotgun) at work without a firefight (or even any resistance at all), seized the compound with the help of the local building code inspector (the list of code violations would take pages) and sadly thus ended Americas last hope of freedom.
 
2013-11-24 02:31:35 PM  
The founder of this real 'Murcun group's page is a feast of pants-on-head cray-cray linkage.  It seems to primarily involve what I'm sure is exhaustive internet research he's done...but I can imagine Everest has more than his share of tailored white sheets in his closet.

http://www.facebook.com/everest.wilhelmsen
 
2013-11-24 02:32:33 PM  

Pincy: But I'm sure some far-leftwing wacko probably thought the same thing about Bush at some point in time so therefore by the transitive property of politics this is no big deal.


i.huffpost.com
 
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