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(Opposing Views)   America's longest married husband and wife prepare to celebrate latest anniversary, are okay with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West eventually breaking their record   (opposingviews.com) divider line 35
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2013-11-24 08:59:18 AM  
How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?
 
2013-11-24 09:08:58 AM  

Mangoose: How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?


Still mad about that Chris Hansen sting?
 
2013-11-24 09:27:28 AM  

Mangoose: How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?


Well for one, it says right in the article that her father wanted her to marry someone 20 years older than her, so only four years older sounds negligible.
 
2013-11-24 11:50:36 AM  
I went to an 80th anniversary party some years back. Their kids were there, the living ones anyway, all of them in their 70's. They were trying to convince the parents they'd gotten the year wrong. Dramatically the announce that for years they've been hiding the fact that when they were 15 they found a rabbi who would marry them but then continued to live with their parents for 2 more years until they had a 2nd, public ceremony.

What a couple of characters. She watched him like a hawk the whole time so he wouldn't run off with some girl at the party, and he went around pinching girl's butts at every opportunity.
 
2013-11-24 12:19:08 PM  
Well, I think that submitter needs an evaluation for dementia if he thinks that....
 
2013-11-24 12:19:14 PM  
This would be a more interesting story if they were announcing that they were getting a divorce after 81 years.

"I just can't take him/her anymore!"
 
2013-11-24 12:21:09 PM  

flucto: What a couple of characters. She watched him like a hawk the whole time so he wouldn't run off with some girl at the party, and he went around pinching girl's butts at every opportunity.


That's why I can't wait to be old and married.  You just don't give a fark anymore and you don't take your relationship too seriously.
 
2013-11-24 12:22:59 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Mangoose: How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?

Still mad about that Chris Hansen sting?




If me, some skittles, a pack of condoms and lube spending a weekend with a thirteen year old girl with Down's syndrome is wrong then I just don't know what to say.
 
2013-11-24 12:23:56 PM  
I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation
 
2013-11-24 12:29:21 PM  

gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation


Yeah, what was up with that.  "The couple spawned five children..."  That was a bit jarring in a supposed feel-good article.
 
2013-11-24 12:30:20 PM  

"Said John, "We have watched the world change together. The key is to always agree with your wife.""


Or to at least make her think you agree.

 
2013-11-24 12:30:22 PM  
FTA: Although the pair may not officially be the world's longest-married couple, they were granted that title by the Worldwide Marriage Encounter, a Christian group ... intended to "encourage young couples to stay together."

So ... a meaningless award. Not that the couple would care either way, they seem like fun people.
 
2013-11-24 12:30:49 PM  

gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation


The female vagina is the spawnpoint for humans.
 
2013-11-24 12:34:24 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation

The female vagina is the spawnpoint for humans.


crotch droppings
 
2013-11-24 12:35:47 PM  
I was amazed by the article with the couple having an 80 year old son... and then there was the picture of the joyous elf with the erect schlong....
 
2013-11-24 12:36:50 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation

The female vagina is the spawnpoint for humans.


So does that make abortion doctors spawn campers?
 
2013-11-24 12:38:27 PM  
"He was 21 and used to drive me to high school in his Ford Roadster," said Ann. "That's why she married me, she loved that car," John joked.

Proof that a nice ride gets you pussy.
 
2013-11-24 12:38:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: So does that make abortion doctors spawn campers?


Indeed it does.
 
2013-11-24 12:48:08 PM  

CommonName2: FTA: Although the pair may not officially be the world's longest-married couple, they were granted that title by the Worldwide Marriage Encounter, a Christian group ... intended to "encourage young couples to stay together."

So ... a meaningless award. Not that the couple would care either way, they seem like fun people.


Worldwide Marriage Encounter sounds like the worst theme park ride ever
 
2013-11-24 12:52:27 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation

The female vagina is the spawnpoint for humans.


Does that make Mr Duggar a spawncamper? LOLOLOL
 
2013-11-24 12:53:06 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: hardinparamedic: So does that make abortion doctors spawn campers?

Indeed it does.


I see I missed the joke; but I still laughed

/slaps hand
//totally not funny
///nope, not at all
 
2013-11-24 12:55:00 PM  

pxlboy: /slaps hand
//totally not funny
///nope, not at all


Embrace Gallows Humor. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Yesterday, my girlfriend and my mom were talking about a guy who got his legs cut off after falling asleep on an active train track. I just blurted out "I'm stumped at why he's half the man he used to be."

Yes. I know I'm going to hell.
 
2013-11-24 12:59:38 PM  

hardinparamedic: pxlboy: /slaps hand
//totally not funny
///nope, not at all

Embrace Gallows Humor. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Yesterday, my girlfriend and my mom were talking about a guy who got his legs cut off after falling asleep on an active train track. I just blurted out "I'm stumped at why he's half the man he used to be."

Yes. I know I'm going to hell.


HAHAHA

Nice.

Also, mmmm cookies
 
2013-11-24 01:03:46 PM  

Uzzah: This would be a more interesting story if they were announcing that they were getting a divorce after 81 years.

"I just can't take him/her anymore and I'm leaving you for Julio, the cabana boy!"

 
2013-11-24 01:06:39 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: gambitsgirl: I love the use of the word "spawned" in conversation

The female vagina is the spawnpoint for humans.


i.onfinite.com
 
2013-11-24 02:20:53 PM  
OK, so they've been married for 81 years... what I want to know is,WTF is up with this picture at the end of the article?

www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-11-24 02:34:11 PM  

Brick-House: OK, so they've been married for 81 years... what I want to know is,WTF is up with this picture at the end of the article?

[www.opposingviews.com image 422x519]




What better way to express love with a dick in the box.
 
2013-11-24 02:39:32 PM  

Mangoose: Relatively Obscure: Mangoose: How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?

Still mad about that Chris Hansen sting?



If me, some skittles, a pack of condoms and lube spending a weekend with a thirteen year old girl with Down's syndrome is wrong then I just don't know what to say.


Applause.gif
 
2013-11-24 03:03:46 PM  
"Every time I got a bushel I'd sell it."

/Nothing's obscure on Fark?
 
2013-11-24 04:30:30 PM  

Mangoose: Relatively Obscure: Mangoose: How is this about a joyous celebration of a lifetime of love and not a tale of some sleazy 21 year old running off with a 17 year old girl?

Still mad about that Chris Hansen sting?

If me, some skittles, a pack of condoms and lube spending a weekend with a thirteen year old girl with Down's syndrome is wrong then I just don't know what to say.


Skittles?? You sick bastard!


/roofies
//if they can't remember, no harm done
 
2013-11-24 04:51:06 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if they pass within a day of each other.

Hand in hand.
 
2013-11-24 06:29:09 PM  
flucto: ... and he went around pinching girl's butts at every opportunity.

My hero
 
2013-11-24 06:51:19 PM  
TFA: Although the pair may not officially be the world's longest-married couple, they were granted that title by the Worldwide Marriage Encounter, a Christian group who reviewed nominees from across the United States.

The rest of the world just loves the way American organisations assume the right to World awards.
 
2013-11-24 07:43:06 PM  

Brick-House: OK, so they've been married for 81 years... what I want to know is,WTF is up with this picture at the end of the article?

[www.opposingviews.com image 422x519]


Heh, I posted that on Facebook the other day. No comment, just the picture.

It's a nice test to see who has a dirty mind. Apparently, nobody who reads what I post has a CLEAN mind...
 
2013-11-24 09:00:52 PM  

Brick-House: OK, so they've been married for 81 years... what I want to know is,WTF is up with this picture at the end of the article?


Isn't it obvious? The elves are shooting lasers out of their ears now.
 
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