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(ESPN)   WHO needs all the "who, what, will, can" crap - It's Manning/Brady XIV, 'Nuff said. Oh, okay, there's also some other pretty cool matchups today including Carolina vs Miami, Colts vs Cardinals, Dallas vs New York and even Chargers vs Chiefs   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 4942
    More: Obvious, 'Tis the Season, Rex Grossman, Peyton Hillis, Matt Cassel, key dates, Donovan McNabb, Rashard Mendenhall, Tim Tebow  
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2013-11-24 08:36:18 AM
I guess I'll have to root for the Miami Hazing Bullies.  Hopefully they can take the Panthers lunch money.
 
2013-11-24 08:44:22 AM
Gonna be nasty in NY today. I predict Bees.
 
2013-11-24 09:11:59 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gonna be nasty in NY today. I predict Bees.


No other entertainment satisfies quite like a Dallas loss to an NFC east opponent.  Especially when it's ugly.
 
2013-11-24 09:43:44 AM

FuManchu7: I guess I'll have to root for the Miami Hazing Bullies.  Hopefully they can take the Panthers lunch money.


So, they've had a lawyer up their rear end all week and their starting center is out. As much as I really want the Fins to win this one, I'm not holding my breath.
 
2013-11-24 10:16:02 AM

Marcus Aurelius: No other entertainment satisfies quite like a Dallas loss to an NFC east opponent. Especially when it's ugly.


Yeah, I'm afraid that isn't happening today. It's going to be ugly, but I'm seeing Dallas coming out on top.

Oh, and...

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2013-11-24 10:31:15 AM

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2013-11-24 10:48:34 AM
If Dallas shiats the bed in NY today, Garrett is gone.  He's already gotten the rousing vote of confidence from Jerruh.
 
2013-11-24 10:51:52 AM
store.post-gazette.com
The suddenly-relevant Steelers, once 0-4 and now a single game out of the wild card (blahblahtiebreakers, there's still 6 games to go), will beat the once-again hapless Browns in the Factory of Sadness today. By the end of the day, following losses by the Jets, Dolphins, and Raiders, the Steelers will be but a whisker away from the 6th seed, behind only the Titans.

Also, I hope this pic pisses you off:

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2013-11-24 11:04:26 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Also, I hope this pic pisses you off:


i36.photobucket.com

"This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket.
For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars.
And for totally outrageous Superbowl rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!"
 
2013-11-24 11:30:11 AM
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2013-11-24 11:34:11 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [store.post-gazette.com image 850x230]
The suddenly-relevant Steelers, once 0-4 and now a single game out of the wild card (blahblahtiebreakers, there's still 6 games to go), will beat the once-again hapless Browns in the Factory of Sadness today. By the end of the day, following losses by the Jets, Dolphins, and Raiders, the Steelers will be but a whisker away from the 6th seed, behind only the Titans.

Also, I hope this pic pisses you off:

[media.prleap.com image 850x850]


awesomegifs.com
 
2013-11-24 11:40:37 AM

mikaloyd: [i264.photobucket.com image 640x432]


Why is Michael Jackson in this picture and why does he have tits?
 
2013-11-24 11:45:35 AM
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Time to help my fellow FARKers earn some bragging rights at the office water cooler tomorrow with my Picks of the Day! :D

- Buccaneers devoured by Lions, and the status quo returns to normal.

- PACKERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL! BEAT THE VIKINGS!

- Texans beat the Jags. Right? >_>'

- Chiefs beat the Chargers, dump Phillip Rivers in a tank of BBQ sauce.

- Cam Newton treats Carolina to a four-course Dolphin dinner.

- Steelers rack up another win in the Factory of Sadness.

- DAAA' Bears maul the Rams.

- Based on their unprecedented win-lose-win-lose pattern this year, Jets soar over the Ravens. Maybe.

- Raiders beat the Titans, because a team that loses to f**king JACKSONVILLE doesn't deserve to win another game this year! >:-(

- Colts get Lucky in Arizona. ^_-

- Giants honor the memory of JFK with another win over Dallas.

- PONIES on Sunday Night! :D

Don't blame me if you get my picks wrong.
 
2013-11-24 11:56:37 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: By the end of the day, following losses by the Jets, Dolphins, and Raiders, the Steelers will be but a whisker away from the 6th seed, behind only the Titans.


I'm assuming you mean a tie by the Jets, because you know who has to win in order for the Jets to lose.

/Side note: whichever team wins the Cleveland/pittsburgh game today will have the best division record in the North.
//Cleveland.
///I'll gladly cheer on Le'Veon Bell for 2 meaningless touchdowns, though.
 
2013-11-24 12:04:40 PM
I can't believe I have to root for the Ravens today. But strategy is what it is, Go Ravens, Go Panthers!
 
2013-11-24 12:06:48 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [store.post-gazette.com image 850x230]
The suddenly-relevant Steelers, once 0-4 and now a single game out of the wild card (blahblahtiebreakers, there's still 6 games to go), will beat the once-again hapless Browns in the Factory of Sadness today. By the end of the day, following losses by the Jets, Dolphins, and Raiders, the Steelers will be but a whisker away from the 6th seed, behind only the Titans.


Well, the Titans/Raiders winner is ultimately irrelevant, since we'd be behind either

/temporarily
 
2013-11-24 12:12:35 PM

Harv72b: Adolf Oliver Nipples: By the end of the day, following losses by the Jets, Dolphins, and Raiders, the Steelers will be but a whisker away from the 6th seed, behind only the Titans.

I'm assuming you mean a tie by the Jets, because you know who has to win in order for the Jets to lose.

/Side note: whichever team wins the Cleveland/pittsburgh game today will have the best division record in the North.
//Cleveland.
///I'll gladly cheer on Le'Veon Bell for 2 meaningless touchdowns, though.


Oh, I do know who has to win. But the Ratbirds are already down a game thanks to the tiebreaker and the Steelers need the Jets to lose. They will eventually, Geno Smith is an interception machine, but I'm simply playing the numbers game today.

That doesn't mean I want the Rats to win. If they lose that works for me too. Funny, though, that you would root for the Browns, considering you already do every week.

/Stolen team
 
2013-11-24 12:13:57 PM
Bengals have the week off, and there aren't too many games on the docket that can help them directly.  I guess I'm rooting for clownshoes.
 
2013-11-24 12:15:10 PM
www.steelersfever.com
 
2013-11-24 12:16:51 PM
Browns
Lions
Packers
Chargers
Dolphins
Rams
Jets
Texans
Titans
Cardinals
Cowboys
Broncos
 
2013-11-24 12:18:04 PM
Chiefs win over the Chargers. Only game I care about today.
 
2013-11-24 12:18:27 PM
Another week, another Broncos and Panthers win. GO TEAMS GO!
 
2013-11-24 12:19:21 PM
Start Stafford or Brady today?  Gonna be cold in NE.
 
2013-11-24 12:21:36 PM

Hobodeluxe: Start Stafford or Brady today?  Gonna be cold in NE.


Stafford. I'm betting Von Miller has a hell of a game.
 
2013-11-24 12:21:40 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Bengals have the week off, and there aren't too many games on the docket that can help them directly.  I guess I'm rooting for clownshoes.


Does that make you a Clownshoes Homer?

media.avclub.com
 
2013-11-24 12:25:28 PM
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2013-11-24 12:25:34 PM

Mercutio879: Hobodeluxe: Start Stafford or Brady today?  Gonna be cold in NE.

Stafford. I'm betting Von Miller has a hell of a game.


It looks like its cold and windy in Chowda Town tonight too.
 
2013-11-24 12:28:46 PM
I'm assuming that at the very least, tonight's game is probably gonna be defense optional. Pats D is not good, and I still don't trust the Ponies' D.
 
2013-11-24 12:29:17 PM
Mercutio879:
Browns
Lions
Packers
Chargers
Dolphins
Rams
Jets
Texans
Titans
Cardinals

Cowboys
Broncos


Daaamn! Can you pass that over here?
 
2013-11-24 12:30:39 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-24 12:30:44 PM

FriarReb98: I'm assuming that at the very least, tonight's game is probably gonna be defense optional. Pats D is not good, and I still don't trust the Ponies' D.


Im just hoping the wether doesn't turn it into a Vereen Vs. Moreno match up instead of Brady Vs. Manning
 
2013-11-24 12:31:25 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Funny, though, that you would root for the Browns, considering you already do every week.


Baltimore didn't steal the old Browns, we liberated them.
 
2013-11-24 12:32:36 PM
At nephews batisism, will miss part of the early games but they suck always so...eh
 
2013-11-24 12:32:57 PM
The "Toke Rule", Shannon?

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2013-11-24 12:33:38 PM
I meant anyways so derp
 
2013-11-24 12:34:28 PM
Panthers, Bears, Jags (ever time I've picked the Texans they lose), Chiefs, Packers, Ravens, Steelers, Lions, Raiders, Colts, Cowboys, Broncos, 49ers (Monday).

I wish the Cowboys and Giants could both lose. I'm hoping for a circus ride of the impossible, ridiculous, unexplainable and unfathomable.
 
2013-11-24 12:34:39 PM

eddievercetti: At nephews batisism, will miss part of the early games but they suck always so...eh


Drink some blood of Jesus for us.
 
2013-11-24 12:35:58 PM
Hm. I guess I'll watch MIA/CAR and root for CamCam. Always root for NFC over an AFC team.
 
2013-11-24 12:36:15 PM

nvmac: I wish the Cowboys and Giants could both lose.


I believe that's called a tie.
 
2013-11-24 12:37:02 PM
This is bullshiat. No early CBS game here and only game on FOX is CAR @ MIA and I dont want to watch that crap.
 
2013-11-24 12:37:13 PM

mephisto6: Mercutio879:
Browns
Lions
Packers
Chargers
Dolphins
Rams
Jets
Texans
Titans
Cardinals
Cowboys
Broncos

Daaamn! Can you pass that over here?


Thought I was being conservative, except the chargers - chiefs game. You think the Vikings are going to take down the packers?
 
2013-11-24 12:39:22 PM

Mercutio879: Thought I was being conservative, except the chargers - chiefs game. You think the Vikings are going to take down the packers?


Tolzien is playing. Or Flynn. I'd call the game a coin flip
 
2013-11-24 12:39:47 PM
So if I were planning to peruse this game without the express permission of the no fun league, then am I correct in assuming that the Japanese ornamental fish site is the best one to use for this possibly illicit activity?
 
2013-11-24 12:40:03 PM
Simulation time again -- don't ask me how this happened

i1245.photobucket.com

The faithful CLE fans will say "that's right we're the best" but for some reason the game juiced up their RBs and receivers. Not even 2 Heath Miller TDs were enough to win. We still have a better record here than 4-6 in real life.

/game available at tecmobowl.org
 
2013-11-24 12:40:07 PM
Checking out ESPN's picks, Ditka is the only one of the entire group who picked the Bucs, Jets and Jagwaggers to win. Every other analyst picked the Lions, Ratbirds and Texans.

Either Ditka knows something or he's finally reached senility.
 
2013-11-24 12:40:26 PM

neuroflare: This is bullshiat. No early CBS game here and only game on FOX is CAR @ MIA and I dont want to watch that crap.


to the internets!!!
 
2013-11-24 12:41:10 PM

Lost Thought 00: Mercutio879: Thought I was being conservative, except the chargers - chiefs game. You think the Vikings are going to take down the packers?

Tolzien is playing. Or Flynn. I'd call the game a coin flip


I think you underestimate how much the Vikings suck, though. Ponder is starting.
 
2013-11-24 12:41:25 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: [img.fark.net image 640x640]
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2013-11-24 12:41:54 PM

DanZero: Simulation time again -- don't ask me how this happened

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The faithful CLE fans will say "that's right we're the best" but for some reason the game juiced up their RBs and receivers. Not even 2 Heath Miller TDs were enough to win. We still have a better record here than 4-6 in real life.

/game available at tecmobowl.org


It would be neat if Trent Richardson went for 188 against the Steelers considering he's in Indy now.
 
2013-11-24 12:42:52 PM

Mercutio879: mephisto6: Mercutio879:
Browns
Lions
Packers
Chargers
Dolphins
Rams
Jets
Texans
Titans
Cardinals
Cowboys
Broncos

Daaamn! Can you pass that over here?

Thought I was being conservative, except the chargers - chiefs game. You think the Vikings are going to take down the packers?


Nah, I have about half of those... just messin' :)

/But not the Chargers. That team has no friggin heart
 
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