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(Failure Magazine)   It's the 30th anniversary of 'A Christmas Story'. Green light this link? I double-dog dare you. No, I triple-dog dare ya   (failuremag.com) divider line 27
    More: Sappy, A Christmas Story, Christmas Day, teen movies, It's a Wonderful Life, Siskel, sex comedy, Porky, flight schools  
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2013-11-24 12:45:22 PM  
3 votes:
www.dingsbeerblog.com
2013-11-24 12:12:54 PM  
3 votes:
"It's SMILING at us"...
www.redstaplerchronicles.com
Deck the horrs with bawrs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
2013-11-24 12:03:51 PM  
3 votes:
Fra-geel-eh! It must be Italian!
2013-11-24 09:49:49 AM  
3 votes:
That makes Ralphie...forty-two!

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/You'll throw your back out, kid!
2013-11-24 01:49:00 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, so A Christmas Story, Muppets Christmas Carol, Die Hard, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Hogfather, Scrooged and Gremlins Are about the only Christmas movies I can stand around this time of year :)
2013-11-24 12:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
Subby uses all the glue ON PURPOSE!!!
2013-11-24 11:32:38 AM  
2 votes:
My favorite line:

"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie"

I don't know why but I love that line/scene and then when Ralphie realizes that his mom is going to cover for him.
2013-11-24 09:56:17 AM  
2 votes:
SONSOFBIATCHESBUMPESSES !11!!
2013-11-24 08:59:08 AM  
2 votes:
You can't have a green light.

You
'll shoot your eye outkid.
2013-11-25 03:32:38 AM  
1 votes:
thilllogistics.com
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We cracked the code!
2013-11-24 10:46:30 PM  
1 votes:

John the Magnificent: The problem is that, to enjoy the movie, you have to be old enough to understand that the world was not created at the same time as the  i-phone.


i grew up in the 80s before there were even computers, and i hated the movie back then.

i think the movie is enjoyed by people who secretly hated their childhood, because the kid in the movie just suffers one terrible setback after another.  santa kicks him in the face.  his parents humiliate him with that stupid bunny costume.  and then he gets his desired gift and promptly hurts himself with it.  their christmas dinner is ruined.  the movie is like a long list of bad childhood memories.  so people who hate their childhood can watch the movie and laugh because they know what it's like.
2013-11-24 02:57:29 PM  
1 votes:
nitehawkcinema.files.wordpress.com

Scott Farkus... HE HAD YELLOW EYES!

He should be the patron saint of Fark. (Well, TFD and Politics, at least)
2013-11-24 02:22:51 PM  
1 votes:
Haven't seen the movie. Don't own a cell phone either. Maybe if I watch the movie I will get a cell phone? There must be some correlation to the two (maybe some intrepid reporter at fox can figure it all out and find a way to blame obama, with a tie in to benghazi).
2013-11-24 02:00:21 PM  
1 votes:
Whoa! 30 years!?  They should pick a day later this year and play it all day!
2013-11-24 12:51:00 PM  
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: SecretAgentWoman: I really hate this movie.

you're not the only one.  it's an awful movie filled with awful characters, and i'll never understand why anyone likes it.  i mean, i hate adam sandler movies too, but at least i understand why other people like them.  but a christmas story?  i just can't see why anyone would enjoy such a bitter, humorless, painful film.



The problem is that, to enjoy the movie, you have to be old enough to understand that the world was not created at the same time as the  i-phone.
2013-11-24 12:20:00 PM  
1 votes:
Jebus. Can we get a little icon displayed next to the Fark threads that have devolved into pissy group therapy? I truly hope you folks are this passionate in all areas of your lives.

/came for fa-ra-ra-ra-ra jokes
//leaving yellow-eyed
2013-11-24 12:06:09 PM  
1 votes:
One comment for every year since the movie came out, and not one fah rah rah?  For shame, Fark.
2013-11-24 11:47:58 AM  
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: SecretAgentWoman: I really hate this movie.

you're not the only one.  it's an awful movie filled with awful characters, and i'll never understand why anyone likes it.  i mean, i hate adam sandler movies too, but at least i understand why other people like them.  but a christmas story?  i just can't see why anyone would enjoy such a bitter, humorless, painful film.


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/hot like that overloaded wall socket
2013-11-24 11:33:36 AM  
1 votes:
Only if you drink this 30 year old ovaltine  subby.
2013-11-24 11:33:24 AM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: I really hate this movie.


Thank god I thought I was the only one.  The movie is boring at best.  But then they play it over and over and over.
2013-11-24 10:58:24 AM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: I really hate this movie.


That just goes to show you are a bad person!

I mean I HATE Christmas, even I like this movie.
2013-11-24 10:51:38 AM  
1 votes:
I really hate this movie.
2013-11-24 10:29:10 AM  
1 votes:
"well it's a blue ball! it's a bowling ball!"

love that line.
2013-11-24 10:18:10 AM  
1 votes:
Naddafinga!
2013-11-24 09:23:47 AM  
1 votes:
"From the creators of Porky's!"
2013-11-24 09:20:38 AM  
1 votes:

corq: You'll shoot your eye out,  kid.


Oh, I know this answer:  What is...
"What my wife said to as I saw the Official  Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle display at Walmart."

/but now it's 600 shot!
2013-11-24 05:19:32 AM  
1 votes:
I think you may have breached protocol there, Subby.
 
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