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(WPTV)   Braille club members blindsided over renting their facility to run a strip club   (wptv.com) divider line 36
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2013-11-24 11:25:49 AM
How many of them didn't see it coming?
 
2013-11-24 11:28:14 AM
Sounds like that party would've been outa sight.
 
2013-11-24 11:28:50 AM
I'm sure that if they made the right offer, the club would be willing to turn a blind eye.  Just be sure no one sees the exchange.

/I'm sure there's a blind leading the blind pun available here somewhere, someone help me out, I can't see it.
 
2013-11-24 11:29:14 AM
That woman lies every time she opens her mouth. Her own fliers prove it!

/inb4 "redundant" jokes
 
2013-11-24 11:31:19 AM
Ray Charles unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-24 11:32:24 AM
one cool thing about this place is it's actually where they film ALL the febreze commercials.
 
2013-11-24 11:33:57 AM
A braille strip club?  I feel there's money in this.
 
2013-11-24 11:35:25 AM
How disgusting are your strippers if they have to perform at a club for the blind?
 
2013-11-24 11:38:00 AM
Who the hell doesn't know what Braille is?
 
2013-11-24 11:38:26 AM
"This is our Braille Club and it is making us look really bad," Braille Club Vice President Beulah Taylor said.

Since they are already really bad at looking, I don't see the problem.
 
2013-11-24 11:38:47 AM

Cpl.D: A braille strip club?  I feel there's money in this.


http://pornfortheblind.org/

/appropriate
 
2013-11-24 11:40:01 AM
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100906/gif_05.gif

Tried to post the Robin Hood MIT Blinkin Playboy scene, but it's too large, so just a link.
 
2013-11-24 11:42:28 AM
The scratch n sniff section was best
 
2013-11-24 11:45:02 AM

Cpl.D: A braille strip club?  I feel there's money in this.


Came here to make a comment about a Braille strip club, got one-upped already.  Well played, sir.
 
2013-11-24 11:57:59 AM
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2013-11-24 12:01:28 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: "This is our Braille Club and it is making us look really bad," Braille Club Vice President Beulah Taylor said.

Since they are already really bad at looking, I don't see the problem.


A+ comment.
 
2013-11-24 12:18:06 PM
article: "I did not know that braille had to do with blind people. I noticed the owner was blind, but that doesn't mean everyone who walks in there is blind," Pierre said.

OK, either this was an understandable but by-chance-inaccurate transcription of intended capitalization in remarks intended to mean "I did not know that [the] Braille [Club] had to do with blind people[, as opposed to, for example, being run by sighted people for blind people's benefit]." or this Pierre person is INCREDIBLY out of it. My money's on the latter.
 
2013-11-24 12:19:14 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: How many of them didn't see it coming?


And we're done.
 
2013-11-24 12:27:24 PM

My comment for the blind Farkers. Just put your fingers on the screen.


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2013-11-24 12:29:17 PM

skinink: My comment for the blind Farkers. Just put your fingers on the screen.
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Ahhhh! You almost had me there!
 
2013-11-24 12:39:38 PM
It makes them look bad? How would they know?
 
2013-11-24 12:48:12 PM
I knew a blind single mother once.  The only was she was able to make money was as a hooker, buthe was determined to go it alone, no help from anyone.

You had to hand it to her.
 
2013-11-24 01:03:26 PM
Feel your way?
 
2013-11-24 01:06:46 PM
I didn't know Anne Frank was a stripper.
 
2013-11-24 01:16:16 PM
That could be a very interesting strip club, as blind people often use touch to sense the world rather than sight. It would be like the guy who had a mother from Moscow and a father from Italy- Roamin' hands and rushin' fingers!

///I wonder which letter of the braille alphabet is represented by two large nubbly protuberances which stick out from two soft round objects attached to a woman...

BOOBIES!!!
 
2013-11-24 01:21:27 PM
I sure that they'll let them cop a feel, every so often.
 
2013-11-24 01:23:50 PM
They should probably turn their hearing aids up then.
 
2013-11-24 01:39:05 PM
They need to look at the big picture.
 
2013-11-24 03:04:36 PM
Maybe young woman booking Braille Club for bikini dance and booze party did not know what Braille referred to. It is being taught to blind people with much less frequency now than 50 years ago. From Wikipedia, Braille is taught with much less frequency now than in 1960.  In 1960, 50% of legally blind school age children could read Braille.  In 2011, only 9% of school age children can read Braille.  Maybe an inconsequential fact but thought I'd throw that out there.
 
2013-11-24 03:21:37 PM
I heard that Stevie Wonder was looking forward to attending...he said it was going to be "outtasight"!  Unfortunately the owner of the club didn't want booze there so he couldn't see going thru with the party so he blindsided the woman who had rented it.
 
2013-11-24 04:30:37 PM
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2013-11-24 05:57:30 PM
This is a fat, ugly strippers ultimate fantasy.
 
2013-11-24 07:51:33 PM
Really? NoWhyNotBoth image?

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2013-11-24 09:46:47 PM
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2013-11-25 01:00:52 PM
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BRAILLE CLUB MEMBERS BLINDSIDED OVER RENTING THEIR FACILITY TO RUN A STRIP CLUB
 
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