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(WWE)   Will the divas match be won by the stars of Total Divas? Can D-Bry and CM Punk blow out the Wyatts' electric lantern? Would Torito vs. Gobbledy Gooker be more interesting than Orton vs. Big Show? It's WWE Survivor Series 2013, 8 PM on PPV   (wwe.com) divider line 1303
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2013-11-24 10:20:33 AM  
I know I say this for a lot of PPVs, but it still feels more appropriate than ever: this show is gonna suck so much that stealing it wouldn't be worth it.
 
2013-11-24 10:52:29 AM  
Sorry folks, but not even bothering to stream this one today.  I'll catch everyone tomorrow.

But, in case there is a points game here, my predictions are:

Miz wins
Total Diva team wins after Nattie forces AJ to tap out to a Sharpshooter
Team Rhodes wins
Big E wins in less than 10 minutes
Wyatts win after outside interference helps them out
Ugh...Cena wins (path to victory: tap out)
Orton wins thanks only to interference from Shield
 
2013-11-24 10:56:57 AM  

Are you not sports entertained?

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/NASCAR & WWE= same damn thing IMO
 
2013-11-24 12:27:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Are you not sports entertained?[img.photobucket.com image 300x410]/NASCAR & WWE= same damn thing IMO


At least Vince admits he manipulates everything.
 
2013-11-24 12:39:25 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry folks, but not even bothering to stream this one today.  I'll catch everyone tomorrow.

But, in case there is a points game here, my predictions are:

Miz wins
Total Diva team wins after Nattie forces AJ to tap out to a Sharpshooter
Team Rhodes wins
Big E wins in less than 10 minutes
Wyatts win after outside interference helps them out
Ugh...Cena wins (path to victory: tap out)
Orton wins thanks only to interference from Shield


Essentially this. We'll get a rematch tomorrow night for one (or both) of the world title matches. We'll see SHOOOOOOOW/Bags for a couple more months, ending at the Royal Rumble. Cena will probably pick his own opponents for TLC and the Rumble, with a Orton/whoever vs. Cena/whatever tag match for the Elimination Chamber. Team Orton wins, and either Orton or Cena wins against the RR winner in a "lose your spot" stip match on the following RAW to set up the xXx Unification match at Wrestlemania.

Hope I'm wrong. REALLY hope I'm wrong.
 
2013-11-24 02:33:56 PM  
I am absolutely serious

We perpetuate this crap

By watching we are telling them that we accept this.

Stop watching Raw. Stop buying PPVs. When the ratings fall enough and the PPV revenue turns to shiat, thats when they will start trying
 
2013-11-24 03:22:28 PM  
Since GMJ doesn't care enough about tonight's event to post it, here's the

Weekly MLP: FiM Checklist


1) Every 25th post is "FUN!" & every 1004th post is "Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness"
2) A non-brony asks why this is in the Entertainment tab
3) EEYUP!
4) "Of all the worst things that could happen, this is The. Worst. Possible. Thing!"
5) Twilight crashes into something
6) Sonic Rainboom OUT OF NOWHERE
7) NOPE!
8) Somepony makes or breaks a Pinkie Promise
9) Dear Princess Celestia.....
10) The Great and Powerful Trixie appears (if represented by ShiningWizard, the points are doubled)
11) The CMC botch yet another mission
12) Vintage Vinyl!
13) Yay!
14) At least one problem is solved through song
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) BECAUSE BUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!
17) Somepony loses their smile
18) Twilight Farkle shows up late and writes a letter to Princess Celestia
19) BONUS: Derpy sighting
 
2013-11-24 03:22:32 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-24 03:58:15 PM  

cman: When the ratings fall enough and the PPV revenue turns to shiat, thats when they will start trying


You make it sound like WWE is scripted, and that Vince should fire Cena just because he wins all of his matches.  The second Vince lets him go is the second that the UFC becomes the biggest pro wrestling organization in the world.  And Cena already has pro wrestling experience, so you don't have to worry about him putting on a bad match with Jones, or Velasquez, or whomever Dana wants to match him up with.
 
2013-11-24 05:05:30 PM  
 
2013-11-24 05:19:38 PM  
Found on teh Twitter:

imageshack.us
 
2013-11-24 05:21:18 PM  
In 1990, The Million Dollar Team had a mystery member.

ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr

Who was that mystery member supposed to be?

www.wwe.com

Of course, Bad News left the WWF just after Summerslam 1990,  creating the need for a new fourth man.

In the end, Vince got some unknown WCW jobber to fill the spot

www.wrestlenewz.com

And the rest is history.

/at least he didn't pop out of the egg.
 
2013-11-24 05:24:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Since GMJ doesn't care enough about tonight's event to post it, here's the

Weekly MLP: FiM Checklist
1) Every 25th post is "FUN!" & every 1004th post is "Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness"
2) A non-brony asks why this is in the Entertainment tab
3) EEYUP!
4) "Of all the worst things that could happen, this is The. Worst. Possible. Thing!"
5) Twilight crashes into something
6) Sonic Rainboom OUT OF NOWHERE
7) NOPE!
8) Somepony makes or breaks a Pinkie Promise
9) Dear Princess Celestia.....
10) The Great and Powerful Trixie appears (if represented by ShiningWizard, the points are doubled)
11) The CMC botch yet another mission
12) Vintage Vinyl!
13) Yay!
14) At least one problem is solved through song
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) BECAUSE BUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!!
17) Somepony loses their smile
18) Twilight Farkle shows up late and writes a letter to Princess Celestia
19) BONUS: Derpy sighting


you know, I'd say that this is the wrong list for the wrong thread, but given the guaranteed crappy quality of the PPV, I'll allow it.  XD
 
2013-11-24 05:37:12 PM  
Just to let you folks know, if you actually want to be entertained, Homeland is on Showtime at 9PM
 
2013-11-24 06:14:43 PM  
Just logged in real quick from Panama City to see what the PPV looks like tonight!

Oh Lawd...
 
2013-11-24 07:16:32 PM  

Polartank13: [i149.photobucket.com image 410x230]


My three-year-old wants MLP on now that she's seen that.
 
2013-11-24 07:21:19 PM  
So...Survivor Series, eh?

Meh.  I'll see how long I can stand watching it.
 
2013-11-24 07:23:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: In 1990, The Million Dollar Team had a mystery member.

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 700x572]

Who was that mystery member supposed to be?

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Of course, Bad News left the WWF just after Summerslam 1990,  creating the need for a new fourth man.

In the end, Vince got some unknown WCW jobber to fill the spot

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 400x300]

And the rest is history.

/at least he didn't pop out of the egg.


God, Valentine looked like a massive tool with that Honky Tonk gimmick.  Not that he was ever good or anything, but still...
 
2013-11-24 07:26:50 PM  
OH COME ON!

On WWE Vintage on Sky, they showed the Taker/Hogan match, where Taker wins the belt. When they describe the aftermath, they mention the title being held in abeyance after that finish.

IT WAS HELD UP! IT WAS VACANT! THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS ABEYANCE IN 1991! FARK YOU, GAGNE!
 
2013-11-24 07:29:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: OH COME ON!

On WWE Vintage on Sky, they showed the Taker/Hogan match, where Taker wins the belt. When they describe the aftermath, they mention the title being held in abeyance after that finish.

IT WAS HELD UP! IT WAS VACANT! THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS ABEYANCE IN 1991! FARK YOU, GAGNE!


But...it wasn't vacated after the Survivor Series.  Hogan (for some reason) won it back at This Tuesday in Texas.  It was vacated after that by the office of a non-zombie Jack Tunney due to the controversial nature of the finish.

But hey...that gave us the awesome '92 Royal Rumble match.
 
2013-11-24 07:32:04 PM  

Fisty Bum: FirstNationalBastard: In 1990, The Million Dollar Team had a mystery member.

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 700x572]

Who was that mystery member supposed to be?

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Of course, Bad News left the WWF just after Summerslam 1990,  creating the need for a new fourth man.

In the end, Vince got some unknown WCW jobber to fill the spot

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 400x300]

And the rest is history.

/at least he didn't pop out of the egg.

God, Valentine looked like a massive tool with that Honky Tonk gimmick.   Not that he was ever good or anything, but still...


WTF!?! Roddy Piper's ear would beg to disagree.

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-24 07:32:09 PM  
Happy Surivor Series everyone!

Good evening fWc.  Since there's nothing else on, and I'm tired of the Elder Scrolls Online Beta testing I've been doing all weekend...I think I'll join in on making fun of what is sure to be a shiat show.

BRABADABAABFALABADOOOOOOOO
 
2013-11-24 07:33:04 PM  

Fisty Bum: FirstNationalBastard: In 1990, The Million Dollar Team had a mystery member.

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 700x572]

Who was that mystery member supposed to be?

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

Of course, Bad News left the WWF just after Summerslam 1990,  creating the need for a new fourth man.

In the end, Vince got some unknown WCW jobber to fill the spot

[www.wrestlenewz.com image 400x300]

And the rest is history.

/at least he didn't pop out of the egg.

God, Valentine looked like a massive tool with that Honky Tonk gimmick.  Not that he was ever good or anything, but still...


I always thought Valentine sucked. Big dude though
 
2013-11-24 07:33:08 PM  
Did Bret Hart just say "mastamadon"?
 
2013-11-24 07:33:21 PM  
I keep reading Total Divas as Total Drama (Island). Perhaps I should watch cartoons less...
 
2013-11-24 07:33:45 PM  

cman: I am absolutely serious

We perpetuate this crap

By watching we are telling them that we accept this.

Stop watching Raw. Stop buying PPVs. When the ratings fall enough and the PPV revenue turns to shiat, thats when they will start trying


I beg to differ. If you watch the dying days of any wrestling promotion, "turn it around, get good again," is not what they do at all. Instead promotions turn cagey, blow through talent and cash, cut corners on everything, reuse the same old wrestlers over and over, and send a pretty strong signal that they just want to turn every mark over and shake them until every last penny falls out.
 
2013-11-24 07:35:32 PM  

cman: Just to let you folks know, if you actually want to be entertained, Homeland is on Showtime at 9PM


There's also the manning - brady bowl
 
2013-11-24 07:36:29 PM  
So who will 3MB be tonight?
 
2013-11-24 07:36:39 PM  
wetalkwrestling.com

It's almost time.

Here's one last primer.

Teams

Nexus Forever
Shining Wizard (Capt.)
Jetskimoo
Clintster
Tbaughm
Tenor Reaper

No Pony Order
Supercampion (Capt.)
Karate Explosion
Hospitaller
FinFangFark
Irishman4 (Manager)

Wolf-pac
DougieAXP (Capt.)
Grand Moff Joseph
Eddie T. Head
Eddievercetti
Silgryphon

Dream Team (Ex-Trivia Champions)
Robsul82 (Capt.)
Nathanjr
KellyKellyKelly
Igor Jakovsky
Captain Steroid

Blackjack & Hookers
The_Y2P_Problem (Capt.)
Verbaltoxin (Manager)
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla
TheManofPA
Wippit Guud
Batmanatee

Team It's Me!
Gunny Highway (Capt.)
Dumbass Monkey
Luckless Wonder
Anarchangel
P$ All Star

Don't Expect Much
Cheesdog
Sallyjuneabigailmay
Sumo Sid
Polartank13
CK2005

Rules

·         Teams of 5 compete to survive until the end.
·         There are 15 questions in this game. Each right answer counts for a point.
·         Any team member may answer for their team.
·         Multiple teammates may answer the same question.
·         If a teammate answers a question right, then the team gets a point.
·         If a teammate answers a question wrong, then the teammate is eliminated.
·         If a team loses all its members, then that team is out of Survivor Series.
·         Any teams with 0 points at the end are automatically eliminated.
·         The team at the end with the most remaining members AND the most points WINS.
 
2013-11-24 07:36:48 PM  

verbaltoxin: cman: I am absolutely serious

We perpetuate this crap

By watching we are telling them that we accept this.

Stop watching Raw. Stop buying PPVs. When the ratings fall enough and the PPV revenue turns to shiat, thats when they will start trying

I beg to differ. If you watch the dying days of any wrestling promotion, "turn it around, get good again," is not what they do at all. Instead promotions turn cagey, blow through talent and cash, cut corners on everything, reuse the same old wrestlers over and over, and send a pretty strong signal that they just want to turn every mark over and shake them until every last penny falls out.


Soooo...whats happening in TNA atm?
 
2013-11-24 07:36:55 PM  
It's time, once again, for the Survivor Series! And Triple Oak is here, somehow finding a mild amount of interest to watch tonight!

Now that I've reorganized my blocked/favorites lists and colors, it should be a pretty thread tonight.

I'm not on a Survivor Series team for tonight, but I wish everyone good luck, especially my Horsemen teammates!

(That is happening tonight, right?)
 
2013-11-24 07:37:30 PM  
I'm going to go with yes to all the headline answers.

I'll come up with a SS picks game here momentarily (unless someone else is already working on one)
 
2013-11-24 07:37:45 PM  
This PPv is gonna blow, but the thread might be fun
 
2013-11-24 07:37:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry folks, but not even bothering to stream this one today.  I'll catch everyone tomorrow.

But, in case there is a points game here, my predictions are:

Miz wins
Total Diva team wins after Nattie forces AJ to tap out to a Sharpshooter
Team Rhodes wins
Big E wins in less than 10 minutes
Wyatts win after outside interference helps them out
Ugh...Cena wins (path to victory: tap out)
Orton wins thanks only to interference from Shield


Not even sticking around for the trivia challenge?
 
2013-11-24 07:39:19 PM  
go san jose sharks!
 
2013-11-24 07:39:39 PM  

Polartank13:


Why is that dragon wearing a pimp hat?
 
2013-11-24 07:39:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: In 1990, The Million Dollar Team had a mystery member.



Who was that mystery member supposed to be?



Of course, Bad News left the WWF just after Summerslam 1990,  creating the need for a new fourth man.

In the end, Vince got some unknown WCW jobber to fill the spot



And the rest is history.

/at least he didn't pop out of the egg.


Funny story.

I was supposed to be there, but my dad never showed up to get me because he was strung out in a crack house.

I waited by the window for 6 hours hoping he would pull in, and "maybe we could still make the main event"

But... He never showed, and I hate wrestling now because dad.

True story.
 
2013-11-24 07:40:25 PM  
Since I'm still reigning FFLM Champion, does the winning team face me for the belt in a 1990-style Ultimate Survivor match?
 
2013-11-24 07:40:39 PM  
So... Jericho answers Ryback's challenge?

And.... uh... Diva's win, then Kharma shows up and crushes them all.
 
2013-11-24 07:42:29 PM  
G.O.A.Ts!
 
2013-11-24 07:42:34 PM  

cheezitmojo: Polartank13:

Why is that dragon wearing a pimp hat?


Because he's Spike, executive assistant to Princess Twilight Farking Sparkle!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-24 07:42:35 PM  
Punk doesn't look very comfortable cutting that face promo.
 
2013-11-24 07:42:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Since I'm still reigning FFLM Champion, does the winning team face me for the belt in a 1990-style Ultimate Survivor match?


We'll work out TLC after tonight. I'm trying to figure out how to work a theme around tables, ladders, and chairs.
 
2013-11-24 07:42:47 PM  
Picks (1 point each)

Big E Langston (c) vs Curtis Axel
Rhodeseses, Usoeseses, and the player to be named later vs. SHIELD and ZEALOTS
Team Natty, Stock Bella, and nobodies vs. Team Hey, weren't AJ and Kaitlyn just feuding?
Indie Gods vs. Wyatts
lolCenawins vs. Alberto El Nino
lolOrtonwins vs. Big Slow

Other Picks (2 points each)
Who will be the survivors in the diva's match?
Who will be the survivors in the men's traditional SS match?
How does Orton/Show end?
Do we see any surprise returns? If so, who?
Who gets more air time: 3MB or Ryder?
 
2013-11-24 07:43:30 PM  

HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!
HERE COMES THE MONAYY!!!

 
2013-11-24 07:43:54 PM  
So Foley is losing weight again, or does he just have so much hair that it drowns out the fat?
 
2013-11-24 07:44:04 PM  
Anybody want to take my place in Blackjack & Hookers? I'm not feeling very well, but I don't want to leave the team shorthanded.
 
2013-11-24 07:44:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cheezitmojo: Polartank13:

Why is that dragon wearing a pimp hat?

Because he's Spike, executive assistant to Princess Twilight Farking Sparkle!


Okay then.
 
2013-11-24 07:45:03 PM  

P-Money All $tar: HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!
HERE COMES THE MONAYY!!!


ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr
 
2013-11-24 07:45:26 PM  

WippitGuud: So... Jericho answers Ryback's challenge?

And.... uh... Diva's win, then Kharma shows up and crushes them all.


www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com
 
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