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(Metro)   Strip club offers 'guilt-free' lap dances to customers by promising to give proceeds to Charity... or Hope, or Amber, or Bambi, or Jade   (metro.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-11-23 09:32:35 PM
I've gotten plenty of lap dances when I was a teenager, never felt guilty about any of them.
 
2013-11-23 09:36:24 PM

Mugato: I've gotten plenty of lap dances when I was a teenager, never felt guilty about any of them.


then you weren't paying enough
 
2013-11-23 10:18:12 PM
That means no crying?

/no thanks.
 
2013-11-23 10:36:29 PM
Heh... great headline, subs
 
2013-11-23 10:40:20 PM
+1 Subby!!
 
2013-11-23 10:40:54 PM
I have a couple of dollars for subby.
 
2013-11-23 10:43:24 PM
Great headline
 
2013-11-23 10:43:40 PM
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2013-11-23 10:51:34 PM
Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?
 
2013-11-23 10:51:54 PM
Strip clubs are like giving chewing gum to a starving man.
 
2013-11-23 10:56:40 PM

Repo Man: Strip clubs are like giving chewing gum to a starving man.


brytontaylor.com
 
2013-11-23 10:57:12 PM
Someone buy Subby a lap dance for that headline.
 
2013-11-23 10:57:14 PM
I never thought of Charity as a strip club name.
 
2013-11-23 10:58:26 PM
Bambi was a boy.
 
2013-11-23 11:01:18 PM

Shadow Blasko: Bambi was a boy.


rubmint.com
 
2013-11-23 11:03:44 PM

Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?


Considering how The Christian Children's Fund refused a donation from Child's Play because the proceeds were from a fundraiser done in honor of Gary Gynax, inventor of D&D, do the math from there.
 
2013-11-23 11:05:47 PM
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2013-11-23 11:11:52 PM

Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?


It's really hard to keep a can if creamed corn in a strippers g-string.
 
2013-11-23 11:13:37 PM
+1 for the headline subby.
 
2013-11-23 11:14:44 PM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?

It's really hard to keep a can if creamed corn in a strippers g-string.




That also explains why dollar coins just aren't popular.
 
2013-11-23 11:15:06 PM

Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?


One thing that you seem not to understand -- churches aren't all the same, even within the same denomination.
 
2013-11-23 11:25:38 PM

meanmutton: Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?

One thing that you seem not to understand -- churches aren't all the same, even within the same denomination.


Some are $5s and $10s, and some are $50s and $100s
 
2013-11-23 11:25:52 PM
Weren't Burke and Hare grave robbers?
 
2013-11-23 11:34:59 PM
Late entry to HotY
 
2013-11-23 11:35:14 PM

meanmutton: Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?

One thing that you seem not to understand -- churches aren't all the same, even within the same denomination.


All churches are the exact same, their only purpose is to separate the gullible from their money.

/I've never seen a poor preacher.
 
2013-11-23 11:39:46 PM
I certainly never felt guilty about getting a lap dance. I eagerly paid for the privilege of getting hard enough to cut glass, only to go home alone many times. Never any guilt involved.
 
2013-11-23 11:45:24 PM

AbiNormal: Weren't Burke and Hare grave robbers?


And when they ran out of corpses, they made their own : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_and_Hare_murders
 
2013-11-24 12:44:00 AM
I guffawed at the headline, muy nice.
 
2013-11-24 01:04:33 AM

AbiNormal: Weren't Burke and Hare grave robbers?


Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all.
 
2013-11-24 01:20:24 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: AbiNormal: Weren't Burke and Hare grave robbers?

And when they ran out of corpses, they made their own : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_and_Hare_murders


Shout out for my alma mater the University of Edinburgh, whose medical school funded the whole endeavour on a Don't Ask Don't tell basis.
 
2013-11-24 01:32:23 AM
HOTY material right here
 
Skr
2013-11-24 01:43:29 AM

Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?


Have something going on around every Christmas here in Minnesota called "Toys for Tatas" ( a play on Toys for Tots.)  Pretty much what it sounds like.
 
2013-11-24 02:44:17 AM
As a long-time Edinburgher, who regularly walks past Burke & Hare (which is one apex of the aptly named Pubic Triangle), I have to say that guilt does not stop me from getting a lap dance here.

The beastly, questionably female "dancers" standing outside in fake fur coats smoking and chatting with the bouncers do.

They are also of the scool of thought that the more makeup you have, the better you look.
 
2013-11-24 02:54:40 AM

AbiNormal: meanmutton: Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?

One thing that you seem not to understand -- churches aren't all the same, even within the same denomination.

All churches are the exact same, their only purpose is to separate the gullible from their money.

/I've never seen a poor preacher.


The poor preachers are poor only because they are poor preachers.  Many of them find themselves in healthcare jobs, in my exhaustive experience.  They persist in preaching; I persist in trying to provide quality healthcare.  We're selling different things to the same end.  It's frustrating.  30+ years' worth.
 
2013-11-24 03:23:58 AM

Skr: Gifted Many Few: Here's a question. If a strip club did a food drive where admission, tips and lap dances were all paid for in canned goods, and then took those can goods to church sponsored food bank, and told the church exactly how those cans were obtained. Would the food bank take them or not?

Have something going on around every Christmas here in Minnesota called "Toys for Tatas" ( a play on Toys for Tots.)  Pretty much what it sounds like.


How the hell did they miss calling it "Toys For Tits"...
 
2013-11-24 05:55:53 AM
Bravo, subby.
 
2013-11-24 06:17:58 AM
subby steps up to the plate, pitcher throws, AND IT'S A HOME RUN!

/nicely done
 
2013-11-24 06:53:21 AM
Well somebody has to help them get through nursing school.
 
2013-11-24 07:34:50 AM

serial_crusher: Well somebody has to help them get through nursing school.


www.abccustomprints.com
 
2013-11-24 09:42:28 AM
Every 6th stripper I meet back in my Army days was named Charity. Most were named Nikki or Starr.
 
2013-11-24 10:48:35 AM

charity: I never thought of Charity as a strip club name.


I know! I always thought it was a Fark handle name. :)
 
Ni
2013-11-24 04:02:46 PM
Revenge of the Muttonstache:
It's really hard to keep a can if creamed corn in a strippers g-string.

Isn't that where creamed corn comes from?
 
2013-11-24 04:38:00 PM
headline of the month, subby!
 
2013-11-25 11:20:34 AM
Subby, you stole that line from Chris Rock, didn't you?
 
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