sleeper2995: Woman talk about not dating men with a average penis size and no one bats an eye. Say you don't date girls because of their waist size and everyone loses their minds.
Prevailing Wind: wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.You realize that is about the most imminently quotable queerism ever right?/notagay//butthatthereisdamnfunny///3's
vudukungfu: If you gals weren't stuffing your galdang koonts with pooltoys an' huge dildos, us average guys with nominally sized whales peni wouldn't be all shunned by you hallway ramming stampeding the exit showcase inflatable pool toy gash stashers.
GRCooper: Spaced Lion: rogue_L_chick: shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?It's been my experience that they don't. The only loose girls I was ever with were 5'1" and 4'11". Mrs. Lion, on the other hand, is 5'9" and can barely take me. Keep doing those kegels, though; they can make a good thing even better.The last two ladies I've been with are a 46 year old, 5 foot 9 mother of 2 and a 23 year old, 5 foot 2 redhead nurse.The 46 year old was probably the tightest I've ever had, the 23 year old was the loosest./her being a redhead had nothing to do with the story - but the "amazing in bed" stereotype was confirmed with her.//in addition to being the tightest, the 46 gave me the most incredible beej I've ever had
blacksho89: FTA: "for every thirty-five pounds of weight gain the prepubic panniculus - the pad of fat - encroaches another inch on the penile shaft) "And Mrs 89 was very happy when I lost 50 lbs...
Animatronik: As an older guy, I'm pretty sure of the following: most women don't care that much about penis size as long as its big enough and the guy can use it well.
Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage.
tuna fingers: New Word Alert!aromantica-ro-man-tic,~~/ehrōˈmantik/ adjectiveDoes it mean:A.) to not be romanticB.) to be in love with the smell of sexC.) to be in love with the smell of butt sex
Kyoki: Richard Pryor:Biatch, I'm gonna find me some new pn55y.N!663r, you had two more inches of dick, you'd find some new pn55y right here.Classic.
rogue_L_chick: Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage./have a big tonker? you are not welcome here//my vagina is not taking resumes at the moment so don't askOh, shiat. I'm 5'10"...thanks to you, now I have to worry that I have a parking garage betwixt my thighs./thank goodness for all the kegels//shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?
Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage./have a big tonker? you are not welcome here//my vagina is not taking resumes at the moment so don't ask
Notabunny: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.years of practice set me head and shoulders above the rest
velvetrevolution00: Women have inside-out penises; the equivalent to a big penis is a big vagina.
wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.
slidillon: I'm gonna measure mine and see where I stand. Pretty sure I'm VERY average.Wife seems to enjoy it, o maybe I don't care...?
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Guys who are concerned about their penis size are either1. adolescent virgins,2. either sexually incompetent or always going out with sexually incompetent partners, or3. have a micropenis.Number 3 is the only valid excuse for caring.
bearded clamorer: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.I'm still trying to remember who originally wrote that joke...Pryor did a similar bit...I'm thinking Richard Jeni...
fusillade762: Are penises, then, like people, getting bigger?Why would getting fat make your penis bigger?
dahmers love zombie: Well, I don't know. I'm around 7 inches if the Cialis really kicks in, but we've got this big pink 9 inch latex monstrosity that vibrates, and when you put my wife together with THAT thing PLUS her Hitachi Magic Wand in the other hand, really all I need to do is wait until her breathing comes back under control, divest her of her electrical accoutrements, put her feet up on my shoulders and give her twenty minutes or so of varied speed and depth. All she can do is gasp "oh shiat" and "God yes fark me with your cock". So I figure that a combination of natural enhancement, plus allowing her the mechanical aids that I simply cannot DREAM to match, and I can pretty regularly take care of her needs.There's another way, but it involves an hour or more of neck and tongue ache, and even then there's only about a one in three chance that Dinah-Moe will hum, so I've somewhat less eager to go that route. Guess it's just the way they're designed...
Phil Clinton: It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine *wink* *wink*...
Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every time
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.
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