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(Salon)   "Only one man in 100 reaches beyond the 5-to-7-inch average. Why are men lying, and why do women expect more?" Well, have you tried dating lately? That kind of lie works   (salon.com) divider line 281
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2013-11-24 01:13:28 PM  

Brainsick: Get a room, you two!


Meh, she wouldn't like me (already doesn't?).

/it's not her, it's me
//srsly
 
2013-11-24 01:15:05 PM  

hervatski: Heterosexual men think of other men's penis a little too much.


No, we really don't.  More than 30 years ago, after a high school gym class, I noticed that the flaccid length a particularly religious classmate's penis was more than six inches in length.  It struck me as ironic (the overall situation, not the penis).

When watching porn, any penis I see is usually a proxy for my own; I don't think that counts.
 
2013-11-24 01:24:41 PM  

orbister: FTFA: When the Kinsey Institute reviewed its founder's data thirty years after it was published, in the light of subsequent findings, it showed that ... only one in a thousand touches 9. But Durex and the Definitive Penis Internet surveys, while stressing that their core findings are consistent with Kinsey, have cautiously proposed that ... ten and thirty in a thousand reaching beyond [9]. ... both surveys have suggested that one man in a hundred posts double figures.

Eh? If only 1 - 30 per thousand gets to 9 inches, how can 1 in a hundred get to 10?


The slope gets really steep.
 
2013-11-24 01:24:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: casual disregard:
I don't see how that negates what I typed at all. There are people who care and there are people who don't.

Excuse me? You said ".....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. "

If you farking LIKE someone, they are equipped enough. Sex is more than just a dick. If you don't like them and it's just a quickie, then whip out the tape measure. Have fun and BTW, you're shallow.

If you own a dick that belongs in medical books, then maybe you have a point. But if you're banging women who might look at your dick and walk out the door, I suggest that you find yourself a better type of woman. Or quit having one-night stands. Christ, I'm trying to defend you guys here. We already know that you judge women on physical attributes. Women don't do it as much.


Yeah. Ok.
 
2013-11-24 01:29:11 PM  

MarkEC: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Hondaman4ever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.

Where do you get this shiat?

McKinsey.
[citation needed]
I've only seen 6 inches being the average from Kinsey, Masters and Johnson etc.


Look, don't pay $50K+ to see McKinsey's penis survey.  They probably make a one-year minimum retainer a condition of service.  Next thing you know, your distribution plant's been relocated to Myanmar.  If you're in a small town, then you'll have a lot of laid-off, pissed-off people giving you dirty looks when you pop in to the local diner for eggs and bacon.
 
2013-11-24 01:37:46 PM  

El Pachuco: and isn't shaped like a letter from the Russian alphabet


"Cyrilldick"?
 
2013-11-24 02:13:44 PM  

cgremlin: El Pachuco: and isn't shaped like a letter from the Russian alphabet


Pretty sure mine is shaped like a letter from the Ukranian one, which is almost the same, but still has  yi.

Ї
 
2013-11-24 02:17:25 PM  

casual disregard: RKade: That being said, why can't you able-bodies adapt and overcome.

Sometimes that is definitely possible. In other cases, the receiving partner insists on a certain size limit. Nothing too small or nothing too large.


That just goes back to people are crazy. Smaller than a pinkie finger? Bigger than a fist? :P
 
2013-11-24 02:24:36 PM  
I like how the article criticizes surveys that use self-reported numbers, and then cites the kayfabe measurements of guys like Holmes and Jeremy as if they were fact.
 
2013-11-24 02:49:36 PM  

Likwit: sleeper2995: Woman talk about not dating men with a average penis size and no one bats an eye. Say you don't date girls because of their waist size and everyone loses their minds.

Pretty much works that way for everything. You can say more or less anything about a man, but women are perfect angels who can never be criticized.


We live in a 'Social Gynocracy'
 
2013-11-24 03:18:39 PM  
I have never discussed my penis size with any woman before sleeping with her.

I'm reminded of the mystery of why some men send photographs of their penis to women on dating sites. I've posed the question "does this ever work?" more than once. I've never gotten an affirmative response from a woman or a man.
 
2013-11-24 03:38:10 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Hondaman4ever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.

Where do you get this shiat?

McKinsey.


I thought it was a John Leguizamo bit.
 
2013-11-24 03:46:37 PM  

jimmythrust: So, this in a EIP thread? Time to get my yardstick.


DIE ?
 
2013-11-24 04:11:26 PM  

Tri 26.2: Finally I can consider myself a 1 Percenter in both Categories.

I knew I was born with something special, especially in my late 20's when women started referring their friends to me based on size.  (I am not kidding, and these were not wa-hores either, they were professional women.)  But I had no idea that 8" by 6" was that rare.

No wonder my ex-wife and her GF told me I should be a porn star.  lol.

I am going to take my newly found ego-trip to the max now!


OK, between that and your username, I'm officially interested...
 
2013-11-24 04:21:16 PM  

OlderGuy: jimmythrust: So, this in a EIP thread? Time to get my yardstick.

DIE ?


No, WIE, but notice how there are no women asking for it?
 
2013-11-24 04:23:33 PM  
5-7" is a pretty big margin of error. I heard that 6.25" was the actual average point. Another report I heard was 6.5". Still doesn't matter, I'm beyond both. Not that it's getting used at the moment thanks to the wifes lack of interest.
 
2013-11-24 04:27:24 PM  

Nogale: Tri 26.2: Finally I can consider myself a 1 Percenter in both Categories.

I knew I was born with something special, especially in my late 20's when women started referring their friends to me based on size.  (I am not kidding, and these were not wa-hores either, they were professional women.)  But I had no idea that 8" by 6" was that rare.

No wonder my ex-wife and her GF told me I should be a porn star.  lol.

I am going to take my newly found ego-trip to the max now!

OK, between that and your username, I'm officially interested...


Interested in? Triathlons? Ultra-marathons?  Escapades of the erotic nature?  I got stories, that's for sure.
 
2013-11-24 04:32:37 PM  
I'm glad I have a large penis, so I don't have to do anything worthwhile with my life to prove myself as a man.
 
2013-11-24 04:49:18 PM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I'm glad I have a large penis, so I don't have to do anything worthwhile with my life to prove myself as a man.


By those standards I'd have to cure cancer, solve world hunger and take the Cubs to the World Series just to get a hand-job.

/it may be small, but it gets hard as a pencil!
 
2013-11-24 04:59:12 PM  
I believe micro dudes don't sleep around as much as mega dudes, skewing women's samplings. Even if the avg is closer to five, the avg of men getting laid is closer to seven. And enough with averages- median is more meaningful.
 
2013-11-24 05:04:58 PM  
I've got that "girthy" thing going on with an average length, which seems to be a more popular interest among more women I encounter.

/my penis keeps me happy
 
2013-11-24 06:00:47 PM  

cryinoutloud: One of the nicest guys I've ever known was tiny, actually........he was small. There was no way around it. But he's the one I should have hung on to. It would have worked out just fine.

He's dead now and I always wondered if he took my rejection of him as a rejection of his little dick. And it had nothing to do with it, it was just me being dumb. But I never got to tell him.


Why do you dumb broads always wake up when it's too late? Seriously, I'm not interested in middle-aged women at all but NOW you're ready to be rational?????
 
2013-11-24 07:09:00 PM  

traylor: Average penis here.

But no worries, it's Hungarian average.


Yet a Hungarian insult would be considered a compliment here.  Lófasz.
 
2013-11-24 09:20:08 PM  
Out of all the things I am self conscience of about myself, my penis size has never been one of them.  And at my size, i keep wondering if it is the world trying to make me feel better about myself somehow.  My last girlfriend couldn't get it all the way inside her.
 
2013-11-24 09:54:08 PM  

o_blah: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Hondaman4ever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.

Where do you get this shiat?

McKinsey.

I thought it was a John Leguizamo bit.


hookedin.jpg
 
2013-11-24 09:59:42 PM  
Size doesn't matter that much, most women don't have the spatial skills to tell the difference between 5 inches and 7 inches.

What matters is you don't have some dried up mutilated circumsized dick.  Ain't no woman got time for that.
 
2013-11-24 10:45:52 PM  
Two brothers are walking across a bridge one day, and they feel nature's call. They unzip and hang it over the side.

"Hooo-eeey, water sure is cold today!" says one.
"Deep, too." says the other.

/the saucer eyes and jaw agape when she sees it the first time don't lie
//unfortunately there's a tendency for them to try to keep me around a few years after they don't like me anymore for other reasons
///have no game anyway, so smaller guys use theirs more than me
 
2013-11-25 12:03:43 AM  
If nature tells us anything, the male with the smaller stature usually ends up far more clever and successful at intercourse in most species anyways.
 
2013-11-25 12:33:38 AM  
Personally I reckon its to do with easier availability of porn - and what guys see and think is normal. No matter how many times you tell a guy that what they are packing is normal they don't believe you.

Its not the size its what you do with it.

/I'm lying
//It's totally the size.
 
2013-11-25 01:06:36 AM  

festygrrl: /I'm lying
//It's totally the size.


Well today is your lucky day because I have a very large ...... wallet.
 
2013-11-25 02:01:30 AM  

GungFu: Dreamless: GungFu: It's not my fault if my penis is larger than most people I see in the locker room.

They should have an erection like I always do.

Your penis is larger than people?  Yikes!


I knew that was coming.

Damn Fark for no edit function and my no Preview.
 
/penis goes limp


Your post came prematurely?
 
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