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(Salon)   "Only one man in 100 reaches beyond the 5-to-7-inch average. Why are men lying, and why do women expect more?" Well, have you tried dating lately? That kind of lie works   (salon.com) divider line 281
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2013-11-24 07:36:33 AM

skantea: I'm black, so I'm getting a kick...


And did you see the part where the average for black men is the same as the average gay man's penis?  You might want to pay attention to a different group of Farkers posting on here.
 
2013-11-24 08:05:20 AM
Hej Raring!   Jag har en tolv tums penis!
 
2013-11-24 08:12:52 AM

dbirchall: Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage.

Any longer than "long enough to painfully bump the ol' cervix if he's not careful in the heat of passion" is wasted, yes?


That isn't super pleasant for the fellow either. Ego wise sure, but its a bit painful.
 
2013-11-24 08:15:53 AM

keithgabryelski: [img.fark.net image 694x1000]http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm


Mmmm - I am a 0.3%'er als my girth isn't so great :( but there was a time when I could suck my own cock :O My girlfriend thought it was inpressive.
 
2013-11-24 08:17:26 AM
No idea the measurement, but sex improved greatly after Mrs. Brainsick had me switch to Magnums...then I developed a latex allergy. :(


/but now we have a daughter! :)
 
2013-11-24 08:29:35 AM
I also would like to claim I'm in the one per cent. Hello ladies.
 
2013-11-24 08:30:31 AM
Average penis here.

But no worries, it's Hungarian average.
 
2013-11-24 08:35:41 AM

orbister: FTFA: When the Kinsey Institute reviewed its founder's data thirty years after it was published, in the light of subsequent findings, it showed that ... only one in a thousand touches 9. But Durex and the Definitive Penis Internet surveys, while stressing that their core findings are consistent with Kinsey, have cautiously proposed that ... ten and thirty in a thousand reaching beyond [9]. ... both surveys have suggested that one man in a hundred posts double figures.

Eh? If only 1 - 30 per thousand gets to 9 inches, how can 1 in a hundred get to 10?


30/1000 is 3/100 which are above nine. Of those three, one will be above ten. The two latter studies contradict the earlier kinsey study.
 
2013-11-24 08:46:46 AM

Lsherm: Who's lying?  5-7 is the "average" size.  So for every Ken Jeong a motherfarker like me comes along swinging a Paul Bunyan wood to average it all out.

If you get any lip about your cock just turn it back on her.  "You know, you're the first woman I've slept with where it's really difficult to feel anything.  I've never experienced that before.  It's like your vagina is extra big, you know?  Like a Kardashian's.  Maybe you should see a doctor about it."


images2.makefive.com
 
2013-11-24 08:49:22 AM
Big Vagina was the funniest Curb episode.

Big Vagina
 
2013-11-24 08:49:41 AM
I always cracked up about height. I had a couple of friends and family that claim to be 6 ft. I am 5'11 and they are all shorter than me. So funny.
 
2013-11-24 08:51:24 AM
At any rate. Yeah, I fit in the good ole 99 %
 
2013-11-24 09:01:22 AM
 FTA: "for every thirty-five pounds of weight gain the prepubic panniculus - the pad of fat - encroaches another inch on the penile shaft) "

And Mrs 89 was very happy when I lost 50 lbs...
 
2013-11-24 09:08:05 AM

hovsm: I always cracked up about height. I had a couple of friends and family that claim to be 6 ft. I am 5'11 and they are all shorter than me. So funny.


My mother experienced that recently with my grandmother. My grandmother has always claimed to be 5'6" but the last time my mother's height was checked by a doctor, she was found to be 5'3".

My grandmother still claims to be 5'6". Stubborn kinda runs in the family.
 
2013-11-24 09:09:51 AM

casual disregard: hovsm: I always cracked up about height. I had a couple of friends and family that claim to be 6 ft. I am 5'11 and they are all shorter than me. So funny.

My mother experienced that recently with my grandmother. My grandmother has always claimed to be 5'6" but the last time my mother's height was checked by a doctor, she was found to be 5'3".

My grandmother still claims to be 5'6". Stubborn kinda runs in the family.


I farked up! I should have mentioned that my grandmother is shorter than my mother.
 
2013-11-24 09:14:03 AM
Finally I can consider myself a 1 Percenter in both Categories.

I knew I was born with something special, especially in my late 20's when women started referring their friends to me based on size.  (I am not kidding, and these were not wa-hores either, they were professional women.)  But I had no idea that 8" by 6" was that rare.

No wonder my ex-wife and her GF told me I should be a porn star.  lol.

I am going to take my newly found ego-trip to the max now!
 
2013-11-24 09:30:09 AM

casual disregard: Jim_Callahan: There's only one .gif for this shiat:
... seriously, no one gives a shiat.  If your girlfriend/boyfriend is pulling out a farkin' ruler during ex, you've clearly done something so irreparably wrong that you should just retire your penis and join a damned Franciscan monastery or some shiat, you're well beyond the point where even the internet can help you if you suck that badly at intercourse.
.....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. There are also those women for, whatever reason, require a certain size for maximal stimulation. Just being bad at sex is not even remotely part of the issue here.


Naw. Any woman worth a fark doesn't care. If you like each other, it can all be worked around. After all, hideous hosebeasts hooks up with each other all the time and they seem to be lacking in a few areas, too. Of all the guys I've been with, dick size is way down the list of why I approved of them or didn't. One of the nicest guys I've ever known was tiny, actually........he was small. There was no way around it. But he's the one I should have hung on to. It would have worked out just fine.

He's dead now and I always wondered if he took my rejection of him as a rejection of his little dick. And it had nothing to do with it, it was just me being dumb. But I never got to tell him.
 
2013-11-24 09:36:17 AM

rogue_L_chick: Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage.

/have a big tonker? you are not welcome here
//my vagina is not taking resumes at the moment so don't ask

Oh, shiat. I'm 5'10"...thanks to you, now I have to worry that I have a parking garage betwixt my thighs.


........ aaaaaaand if there are any Farkettes thinking about starring in their very own xhamster video, just remember: some guys like watching 'moped showroom' vids.
 
2013-11-24 09:38:19 AM

Langdon_777: keithgabryelski: [img.fark.net image 694x1000]http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

Mmmm - I am a 0.3%'er als my girth isn't so great :( but there was a time when I could suck my own cock :O My girlfriend thought it was inpressive.


What, that you overclocked a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
 
2013-11-24 09:40:42 AM
everybody knows it's not ony about lenght...
So, to allow you to give accurate informations on your profile, this enlightened gay dating-site invented the
"dick-O-meter"
-you first mesure the lenght, then the perimeter may make you jump to the next higher or ower rating!

www.gayromeo.com
 
2013-11-24 09:47:33 AM
Not trying to be all CSB here.. but I've had 'slut-level' number of women in my bed over the last 15 years.  While I've settled down for the time being, I've learned enough to be able to say without a doubt that CURVATURE is the gold standard.  I'm only 6ish", but I've got this pleasant 30degree upward curve 2/3 of the way up the shaft.  I've gotten many a compliment over the years about how I'm able to hit the G-spot.  Especially if she's playing cowgirl and indians.  Then there's the fun of laying her down, and turning her 90 degrees every 5 min or so, which will provide a COMPLETELY different sensation.  Average guy - but I eff like a pro because of my gift.

/Put that in your mouth and smoke it.
//that was way TMI. I know.
 
2013-11-24 09:52:43 AM

keithgabryelski: [img.fark.net image 694x1000]http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm


I don't know about the girth, but I come in between 6 and 6.25. Nice to know I'm bigger than more than half the population.
 
2013-11-24 09:56:46 AM
Based on my 'extensive' list of conquests (couple of girls in high school, and my wife of 20+ years) girth > length, though expertise/mutual satisfaction is the best medicine of course.

Getting a dent banged into your cervix can't be pleasant.

Only guy I knew for sure that was hung like Mr. Ed (in the military...group showers/changing/etc, he was our unit's version of the 'Painless Polish' dentist from the MASH movie) admitted that he could never get a girl in the sack with him more than once or twice; what with all the bruising, tearing, and occasional bleeding if they were really small...
 
2013-11-24 09:59:42 AM
Unintentional Abstinence solves all problems.
 
2013-11-24 10:04:13 AM
Lean and mean is mighty keen.  But short and thick does the trick.
 
2013-11-24 10:11:46 AM

OgreMagi: positronica: Protip: For you guys who are looking for a girl with a tight cha-cha, check out the size of her feet.  It's not 100%, but there's a strong correlation between the size of a woman's feet and the size of her box.

/inb4 replies from women with boat sized feet who claim they don't have a cavernous vaginas.

A gynecologist told me mouth size is a good indicator.  When it comes two women parts, I would say he is an expert.


What's a gynecologist doing looking at her teeth???
 
2013-11-24 10:27:33 AM

traylor: Average penis here.

But no worries, it's Hungarian average.



Hung like an Arian???
 
2013-11-24 10:38:26 AM

wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.


...Baaaaaarf
 
2013-11-24 10:45:48 AM
Wow I guess I'm one in a million,
 
2013-11-24 10:47:18 AM
I hate it when I miss the penis threads.
 
2013-11-24 10:51:40 AM
"Only one man in 100 reaches beyond the 5-to-7-inch average"

5-7 inch average??  That's kind of a big range to be lumping into a single category of a thing measured in inches.
 
2013-11-24 10:54:12 AM

Abox: "Only one man in 100 reaches beyond the 5-to-7-inch average"
5-7 inch average??  That's kind of a big range to be lumping into a single category of a thing measured in inches.


Why, you noticed. So did I. This whole article is pretty much nothing except click bait for people who want to think about their penises.
 
2013-11-24 10:58:32 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.


And that's where I come in.

/see?  double entendres for everyone.
 
2013-11-24 11:02:06 AM

wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.


Ha!  +1

Reminds of a lesbian I used to know, who, whenever a straight guy would tease her about "no cock in the bedroom", would point out she and her gal had lots of cocks, all different sizes and colors.

And when they got dirty, she'd just toss them in a pot on the stove and boil them  :)
 
2013-11-24 11:04:59 AM

poison_amy: I hate it when I miss the penis threads.


Checks profile. You are as rare as the article says an 8 inch dick is.

All the talk about penis size and what women want. Most women don't look at penises. Note the lack of farkettes advertizing that they want WIE and their EIP.
 
2013-11-24 11:14:07 AM

PunGent: she and her gal had lots of cocks, all different sizes and colors.


So, kinda like vegetarians and this stuff?

cdn.frugalcouponliving.com
 /NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-24 11:17:06 AM

ZAZ: If I ran a dating web site I would put in an entry for penis length in men's profiles and let women search on it.


Girth is more important than length to a woman.
 
2013-11-24 11:20:24 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.


The average unaroused vagina is 3-4 inches long, and gets longer upon arousal.
 
2013-11-24 11:32:22 AM

Spaced Lion: rogue_L_chick: shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?

It's been my experience that they don't. The only loose girls I was ever with were 5'1" and 4'11". Mrs. Lion, on the other hand, is 5'9" and can barely take me. Keep doing those kegels, though; they can make a good thing even better.


The last two ladies I've been with are a 46 year old, 5 foot 9 mother of 2 and a 23 year old, 5 foot 2 redhead nurse.

The 46 year old was probably the tightest I've ever had, the 23 year old was the loosest.

/her being a redhead had nothing to do with the story - but the "amazing in bed" stereotype was confirmed with her.
//in addition to being the tightest, the 46 gave me the most incredible beej I've ever had
 
2013-11-24 11:49:45 AM

cryinoutloud: casual disregard: Jim_Callahan: There's only one .gif for this shiat:
... seriously, no one gives a shiat.  If your girlfriend/boyfriend is pulling out a farkin' ruler during ex, you've clearly done something so irreparably wrong that you should just retire your penis and join a damned Franciscan monastery or some shiat, you're well beyond the point where even the internet can help you if you suck that badly at intercourse.
.....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. There are also those women for, whatever reason, require a certain size for maximal stimulation. Just being bad at sex is not even remotely part of the issue here.

Naw. Any woman worth a fark doesn't care. If you like each other, it can all be worked around. After all, hideous hosebeasts hooks up with each other all the time and they seem to be lacking in a few areas, too. Of all the guys I've been with, dick size is way down the list of why I approved of them or didn't. One of the nicest guys I've ever known was tiny, actually........he was small. There was no way around it. But he's the one I should have hung on to. It would have worked out just fine.

He's dead now and I always wondered if he took my rejection of him as a rejection of his little dick. And it had nothing to do with it, it was just me being dumb. But I never got to tell him.


I don't see how that negates what I typed at all. There are people who care and there are people who don't.
 
2013-11-24 11:53:05 AM

blacksho89: FTA: "for every thirty-five pounds of weight gain the prepubic panniculus - the pad of fat - encroaches another inch on the penile shaft) "

And Mrs 89 was very happy when I lost 50 lbs...


AKA "the big reveal".

/Never received any complaints, and occasionally saw a gratifying widening of the eyes when the, ahem, curtains parted.
 
2013-11-24 12:00:22 PM

GRCooper: Spaced Lion: rogue_L_chick: shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?

It's been my experience that they don't. The only loose girls I was ever with were 5'1" and 4'11". Mrs. Lion, on the other hand, is 5'9" and can barely take me. Keep doing those kegels, though; they can make a good thing even better.

The last two ladies I've been with are a 46 year old, 5 foot 9 mother of 2 and a 23 year old, 5 foot 2 redhead nurse.

The 46 year old was probably the tightest I've ever had, the 23 year old was the loosest.

/her being a redhead had nothing to do with the story - but the "amazing in bed" stereotype was confirmed with her.
//in addition to being the tightest, the 46 gave me the most incredible beej I've ever had


This. There's no "clown shoe" equation I can see for women. Had a girlfriend who was a stunning 6' 2.5" tall...great for Klingon/Viking antics in the sack as she was built like a Brazilian volleyballer. But she had an anatomy more snug (initially) than I'd ever come across. Or in, for that matter. Luckily, when you're 22 you just keep hitting repeat until the sessions stretch out a bit. Accommodations were made.

My wife is just five feet tall, but is right on the median of "fit". What I might call "the Goldilocks zone of vaginal tailoring", if that didn't sound creepy as fark.

I have noticed that some women can "bottom out" (not what you're thinking) and can complain that tapping on the cervix with the head of a happy penis in terms similar to a description of getting a glancing blow to the nutsack. The solution is doggie-style or reverse-cowboy. Harmony is restored.
 
2013-11-24 12:02:18 PM
Something to do with a lack of Vienna sausage porn?
 
2013-11-24 12:02:53 PM

rnatalie: Hej Raring!   Jag har en tolv tums penis!


Close enough to Danish that I understood...
 
2013-11-24 12:04:44 PM

Hondaman4ever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.

Where do you get this shiat?


McKinsey.
 
2013-11-24 12:09:08 PM

GRCooper: Spaced Lion: rogue_L_chick: shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?

It's been my experience that they don't. The only loose girls I was ever with were 5'1" and 4'11". Mrs. Lion, on the other hand, is 5'9" and can barely take me. Keep doing those kegels, though; they can make a good thing even better.

The last two ladies I've been with are a 46 year old, 5 foot 9 mother of 2 and a 23 year old, 5 foot 2 redhead nurse.

The 46 year old was probably the tightest I've ever had, the 23 year old was the loosest.

/her being a redhead had nothing to do with the story - but the "amazing in bed" stereotype was confirmed with her.
//in addition to being the tightest, the 46 gave me the most incredible beej I've ever had



Kegels + experience = great sexy time fun
 
2013-11-24 12:19:34 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Hondaman4ever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.

Where do you get this shiat?

McKinsey.

[citation needed]
I've only seen 6 inches being the average from Kinsey, Masters and Johnson etc.
 
2013-11-24 12:22:58 PM

casual disregard:
I don't see how that negates what I typed at all. There are people who care and there are people who don't.


Excuse me? You said ".....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. "

If you farking LIKE someone, they are equipped enough. Sex is more than just a dick. If you don't like them and it's just a quickie, then whip out the tape measure. Have fun and BTW, you're shallow.

If you own a dick that belongs in medical books, then maybe you have a point. But if you're banging women who might look at your dick and walk out the door, I suggest that you find yourself a better type of woman. Or quit having one-night stands. Christ, I'm trying to defend you guys here. We already know that you judge women on physical attributes. Women don't do it as much.
 
2013-11-24 12:34:25 PM

cryinoutloud: casual disregard:
I don't see how that negates what I typed at all. There are people who care and there are people who don't.

Excuse me? You said ".....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. "

If you farking LIKE someone, they are equipped enough. Sex is more than just a dick. If you don't like them and it's just a quickie, then whip out the tape measure. Have fun and BTW, you're shallow.

If you own a dick that belongs in medical books, then maybe you have a point. But if you're banging women who might look at your dick and walk out the door, I suggest that you find yourself a better type of woman. Or quit having one-night stands. Christ, I'm trying to defend you guys here. We already know that you judge women on physical attributes. Women don't do it as much.


I'm not entirely sure what your point of contention with me is. We guys don't need "defending." I'd even argue that attempts to "defend" us are merely attempts to reduce us.

I agree that men should find a better woman if the prior is unsatisfied in the size department. Like I said, if your partner does not like your body, you should seek a new partner, not a new body.
 
2013-11-24 01:03:57 PM

casual disregard: cryinoutloud: casual disregard:
I don't see how that negates what I typed at all. There are people who care and there are people who don't.

Excuse me? You said ".....no, that's not the case at all. There are truly men woefully under-equipped by nature that even the most egalitarian woman would turn up her nose and head for the door. "

If you farking LIKE someone, they are equipped enough. Sex is more than just a dick. If you don't like them and it's just a quickie, then whip out the tape measure. Have fun and BTW, you're shallow.

If you own a dick that belongs in medical books, then maybe you have a point. But if you're banging women who might look at your dick and walk out the door, I suggest that you find yourself a better type of woman. Or quit having one-night stands. Christ, I'm trying to defend you guys here. We already know that you judge women on physical attributes. Women don't do it as much.

I'm not entirely sure what your point of contention with me is. We guys don't need "defending." I'd even argue that attempts to "defend" us are merely attempts to reduce us.

I agree that men should find a better woman if the prior is unsatisfied in the size department. Like I said, if your partner does not like your body, you should seek a new partner, not a new body.


Get a room, you two!
 
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