wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.
craigdamage: I lost 60 lbs last year.god!! my dick looks huge!
dahmers love zombie: Well, I don't know. I'm around 7 inches if the Cialis really kicks in, but we've got this big pink 9 inch latex monstrosity that vibrates, and when you put my wife together with THAT thing PLUS her Hitachi Magic Wand in the other hand, really all I need to do is wait until her breathing comes back under control, divest her of her electrical accoutrements, put her feet up on my shoulders and give her twenty minutes or so of varied speed and depth. All she can do is gasp "oh shiat" and "God yes fark me with your cock". So I figure that a combination of natural enhancement, plus allowing her the mechanical aids that I simply cannot DREAM to match, and I can pretty regularly take care of her needs.There's another way, but it involves an hour or more of neck and tongue ache, and even then there's only about a one in three chance that Dinah-Moe will hum, so I've somewhat less eager to go that route. Guess it's just the way they're designed...
gunsmack: craigdamage: I lost 60 lbs last year.god!! my dick looks huge!*knucks*Only about 40, but I know the feeling.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.
ZAZ: If I ran a dating web site I would put in an entry for penis length in men's profiles and let women search on it. Then I would secretly let women leave feedback on their dates' penises. Then I would show men what each woman was really looking for in penis size, and show women what past dates had said about each man. Then I would publish the results, die in a mysterious fire, or both.
gunsmack: wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.That one there is worth a month of TF.
LikeALeafOnTheWind: Phil Clinton: It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine *wink* *wink*...it leaves them in stiches?
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.
fusillade762: Are penises, then, like people, getting bigger?Why would getting fat make your penis bigger?
bearded clamorer: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.I'm still trying to remember who originally wrote that joke...Pryor did a similar bit...I'm thinking Richard Jeni...
solitary: More men have tiny penises than big ones. Some asian men only have an inch. The biggest man I ever had was hung like my forearm. Took many tries to get a condom on it rock solid, it hurt to fark him. Most of the pleasure was in the pure freak value. He was pretty proud of it. I suspect he liked showing it off.
Mister Buttons: Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every timeYou forgot big SUVs and trucks. Maybe that falls under the money category though.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Guys who are concerned about their penis size are either1. adolescent virgins,2. either sexually incompetent or always going out with sexually incompetent partners, or3. have a micropenis.Number 3 is the only valid excuse for caring.
FarkinHostile: I blame my dad.(Hangs head)
Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every time
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So this id the part where I'm subtle about offering WIE and being over 7" right?
foo monkey: Long and thin will get it in, but short and fat is where it's at.
slidillon: I'm gonna measure mine and see where I stand. Pretty sure I'm VERY average.Wife seems to enjoy it, o maybe I don't care...?
Bareefer Obonghit: 3 inches high, 8 inches wide. Looks like a bundt cake with cool whip in the middle for serving.
sleeper2995: Woman talk about not dating men with a average penis size and no one bats an eye. Say you don't date girls because of their waist size and everyone loses their minds.
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