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(Some Good Ole Boy)   If you ever wanted original Dukes of Hazzard art painted by Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane himself, your wait is over   (jamesbestdukesart.com) divider line 99
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2013-11-23 08:06:16 PM
Wow, he's awful.
 
2013-11-23 08:06:36 PM
Link Farked already?
 
2013-11-23 08:06:38 PM
That site is going to be farked soon, I predict.
 
2013-11-23 08:08:25 PM
Farked already. Well done.
 
2013-11-23 08:10:06 PM
I always wanted a portrait of Cooter.
 
2013-11-23 08:10:27 PM
Just a good ol boy...
 
2013-11-23 08:11:03 PM
I can't get to the site. How much are they?
 
2013-11-23 08:11:36 PM
Coo coo coo! C'mon Flash!
 
2013-11-23 08:13:08 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I always wanted a portrait of Cooter.


Qatar has immortalized Cooter in their architecture.
 
2013-11-23 08:13:12 PM
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hehehehe Cooter's at the controls.
 
2013-11-23 08:14:50 PM
www.thephog.com
 
2013-11-23 08:15:46 PM

Mad_Radhu: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I always wanted a portrait of Cooter.

Qatar has immortalized Cooter in their architecture.


BWAHAHA!
 
2013-11-23 08:18:31 PM
Rehosted on imgur... Now you can print them and frame them.

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2013-11-23 08:19:02 PM
I don't know art, but I know what I like............I don't like that.
 
2013-11-23 08:19:23 PM

whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.


Still better then any Kinkade rubbish.
 
2013-11-23 08:21:23 PM
I want one in my den between the Velvis and the Dogs Playing Poker.
 
2013-11-23 08:22:06 PM
Hudson River (Home) School of Redneck Art.
 
2013-11-23 08:23:35 PM
I could see the first one framed and going up in the man cave.
 
2013-11-23 08:23:44 PM
Black Velvet Elvis. That's it, I'm forming a band.

/watch Lisa Marie blow me in the Kentucky Rain........
 
2013-11-23 08:24:37 PM
everythingfunny.org
 
2013-11-23 08:25:43 PM
His depth perception is way off.
 
2013-11-23 08:26:24 PM
That time the Duke boys teamed up with Smokey and the bandit...

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Roscoe gets help from Starsky and Hutch who gun down the lesser known Duke boy "BubbaJoe"
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Thanks to a grant from Homeland Security, Roscoe gets a surplus tank and Boss Hogg orders him to level the Duke homestead
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...that time Daisy Duke got drunk and her jeep got hung up on a fence
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...that time Colt Seavers came to Hazzard to capture Bo and Luke for the bounty and got blind drunk on some bad moonshine from Uncle Jesse and some helicopter took a dump (pooped) while flying overhead
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2013-11-23 08:27:50 PM
Goddamn it. STOP IT, your killin' me.

/it's almost art, or it's xHamster!
 
2013-11-23 08:31:08 PM
No Daisy?
Not even the Simpson version?

damn.
 
2013-11-23 08:32:31 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: His depth perception is way off.


So, I guess we could say that YOU have derp perception?
 
2013-11-23 08:32:42 PM

LesserEvil: That time the Duke boys teamed up with Smokey and the bandit...

Them. Them Duke boys.

 
2013-11-23 08:34:23 PM
I couldn't do better, but I know enough not to try to sell art so I have that going for me.
 
2013-11-23 08:35:18 PM
Those beat all I ever saw...
 
2013-11-23 08:36:04 PM

amd1433: Coo coo coo! C'mon Flashia


that is not what he said at all.  You've written what a farking dove says.  Is fark.com too hard for you?
You fail at life, son!
FAIL!
FAIL!
FAIL!
 
2013-11-23 08:38:22 PM
I.....I can't turn away. It's a beautiful work of art......or possibly like watching a horrible accident, not quite sure which.


Ok, yeah, I'm sure which.
 
2013-11-23 08:40:34 PM
Those all seem to be painted by the other artist, not Rosco.
 
2013-11-23 08:43:33 PM
Even Flash, Rosco's pet, doesn't look impressed...


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2013-11-23 08:46:28 PM

whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.


Before seeing pictures:

All celebrity artists are.


After seeing pictures:

Wow, that's... wow.  I knew it would be bad, but damn!
 
2013-11-23 08:46:31 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.

Still better then any Kinkade rubbish.


We're done.
 
2013-11-23 08:47:08 PM
While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.
 
2013-11-23 08:47:27 PM
No Daisy? WTF? I'm out of here.
 
2013-11-23 08:48:55 PM
This reminds me.... I need a new set of Dale Earnhardt collector plates.
 
2013-11-23 08:51:53 PM

wellreadneck: While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.


There aren't any rebel flags in these paintings. The General Lee is solid orange and the plate on the Smokey and the Bandit car is the old state flag of Georgia.
 
2013-11-23 08:55:49 PM

ka1axy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.

Still better then any Kinkade rubbish.

We're done.


True that.

I'd feel a lot sillier having paid 500 bucks for an original Roscoe P Coltrane Dukes painting for the mancave than 300,000k for a Kincade.

/Best could have doubled those prices if he'd done those on black velvet.
//Just saying.
///Know your audience.
 
2013-11-23 08:55:52 PM
Wow, those are really bad.
 
2013-11-23 08:57:14 PM

whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.


I think you're being too kind.  It's like outsider art without the charm.

On the flip side, I bookmarked the site in case it's still active when I finish traveling in a year or so.  I could see having one of those hanging in the guest room.  Give the guests something to talk about.
 
2013-11-23 09:01:12 PM

stoli n coke: wellreadneck: While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.

There aren't any rebel flags in these paintings. The General Lee is solid orange and the plate on the Smokey and the Bandit car is the old state flag of Georgia.


jamesbestdukesart.com
 
2013-11-23 09:02:16 PM

wellreadneck: While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.


Agreed, it will appeal to the target market fans of the tv shows pictured.
 
2013-11-23 09:03:53 PM

Archae hippy: stoli n coke: wellreadneck: While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.

There aren't any rebel flags in these paintings. The General Lee is solid orange and the plate on the Smokey and the Bandit car is the old state flag of Georgia.

[jamesbestdukesart.com image 430x303]



I stand corrected. Guess I zeroed in on the Bandit painting and the Starsky painting.
 
2013-11-23 09:06:11 PM

quatchi: ka1axy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.

Still better then any Kinkade rubbish.

We're done.

True that.

I'd feel a lot sillier having paid 500 bucks for an original Roscoe P Coltrane Dukes painting for the mancave than 300,000k for a Kincade.

/Best could have doubled those prices if he'd done those on black velvet.
//Just saying.
///Know your audience.



People are dumb enough to pay that much for a Kincaid? His paintings are boring. It's the kind of painting you buy when you want your house to look like a savings and loan.
 
2013-11-23 09:06:25 PM

stoli n coke: Archae hippy: stoli n coke: wellreadneck: While they're certainly primitive, somehow I don't think the rebel flags are going to appeal to the high-dollar folk art crowd.

There aren't any rebel flags in these paintings. The General Lee is solid orange and the plate on the Smokey and the Bandit car is the old state flag of Georgia.

[jamesbestdukesart.com image 430x303]


I stand corrected. Guess I zeroed in on the Bandit painting and the Starsky painting.


Perfectly understandable.  It takes the brain a while to return to normal function seeing that collection.
 
2013-11-23 09:10:52 PM
This artwork simply screams for a photoshop contest. Theme: Make Sheriff Roscoe's pictures more exciting.
 
2013-11-23 09:11:32 PM
roscoe was an idiot but if he's have just shut up and looked official in the uniform we could have had us quite a week that night.
 
2013-11-23 09:12:00 PM

quatchi: ka1axy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: whatsYOURname: Wow, he's awful.

Still better then any Kinkade rubbish.

We're done.

True that.

I'd feel a lot sillier having paid 500 bucks for an original Roscoe P Coltrane Dukes painting for the mancave than 300,000k for a Kincade.

/Best could have doubled those prices if he'd done those on black velvet.
//Just saying.
///Know your audience.


I was thinking that. Those just SCREAM for black velvet.

Or else a good thick gold Budweiser frame with some eagles on the corners.
 
2013-11-23 09:14:46 PM
Art...or not?

www.tvcrazy.net
 
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