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(Some Dork)   "When the Vancouver Aquarium announced monthly yoga classes with the whales, local yogactivists mobilized to put a stop to it"   (yogadork.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, Vancouver Aquarium, whales, yoga, aquatic ecosystem, beluga whale, marine mammal, aquariums, Organism  
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2359 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Nov 2013 at 4:14 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-23 02:24:19 PM  
Someone should sponsor yoga classes at a local abattoir and tell these people to choose.
 
2013-11-23 03:06:51 PM  
I'll start:


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2013-11-23 04:13:13 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER, do you have a newsletter or a pamphlet I can subscribe to?
 
2013-11-23 04:16:42 PM  
Perhaps they were merely referring to the students, in a not so nice way.
 
2013-11-23 04:19:25 PM  
I'd like to propose that any person using the word "yogactivist" in a manner bereft of irony or derision be forced to spend an entire Talladega NASCAR race in the lower level of the most easily-accessible portashiatter at the World Curry and Genny Cream Ale Festival
 
2013-11-23 04:20:46 PM  
I don't think it's possible for that headline to get any more Vancouverish.

Well, OK, maybe some overpriced coffee and two hours of gridlock trying to drive over a bridge.
 
2013-11-23 04:30:20 PM  
No, I'm not going to GIS for "whales in yoga pants".
 
2013-11-23 04:32:55 PM  
I'm in.

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2013-11-23 04:58:46 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd like to propose that any person using the word "yogactivist" in a manner bereft of irony or derision be forced to spend an entire Talladega NASCAR race in the lower level of the most easily-accessible portashiatter at the World Curry and Genny Cream Ale Festival


Aw, can't we just kill 'em?
 
2013-11-23 05:05:56 PM  
I read the headline as some sort of yogurt product.

"Yogtiva's probiotics helps you poop. Yogtiva"
 
2013-11-23 05:07:05 PM  
FTA: "It is indeed true that some Rishis (Sages) of ancient India would voluntarily enter into a state of Samadhi (Total Renunciation), wherein they eschewed the consumption of any food or water, and devoted their entire time to sitting in meditation, subsisting on air alone, by virtue of their miraculous Yogic-Powers, till their Atma would eventually cast off the Corporeal Body, and enter the Great-Beyond. Whilst in this state of Samadhi, these Rishis consumed neither Plant nor Animal, and could therefore be regarded as being Truly Sinless, thus explaining their ascendance to a State of Moksha ! "

So, they'd deliberately starve themselves to death.

Darwin!
 
2013-11-23 05:09:54 PM  
Yogactivists is possibly the laziest form of this bullshiat I've seen since every nickname Free Republic has come up with for Obama. Including the one in my handle. What a bunch of yogassholes
 
2013-11-23 05:37:49 PM  
Someone needs to get some sand out of their chi
 
2013-11-23 06:09:42 PM  
I was in a London pub on a Saturday night. Had a few drinks! I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"  One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?"
 
2013-11-23 06:20:41 PM  

LargeCanine: I read the headline as some sort of yogurt product.

"Yogtiva's probiotics helps you poop. Yogtiva"


Same.

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With helpful arrow informing you which direction poop goes.
 
2013-11-23 06:38:15 PM  

fusillade762: LargeCanine: I read the headline as some sort of yogurt product.

"Yogtiva's probiotics helps you poop. Yogtiva"

Same.

With helpful arrow informing you which direction poop goes.


The poop? Boy, is my face red - I though that was where the penis went.
 
2013-11-23 07:17:26 PM  
This is why whales can't have nice things.
 
2013-11-23 07:19:25 PM  
They are not the hell your whales

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2013-11-23 07:37:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-24 01:36:12 AM  
They used to do this at the Georgia Aquarium. The whales seemed oblivious to the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBhU0OTPi8

It's funny though, just like dolphins, if the belugas see a child, they come over to the glass and act playful. Not sure if it's a parenting thing or if they're sizing up weaknesses in the species of their captors.
 
2013-11-24 04:29:19 AM  

Yakivegas: No, I'm not going to GIS for "whales in yoga pants".


I'll do it for you
l.yimg.combodypositiveyoga.com

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/Hey, you're welcome!
 
2013-11-24 09:13:25 AM  

Arachnophobe: I'm in.

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That third one: what the hell is wrong with her chest?
 
2013-11-24 03:07:44 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: Arachnophobe: I'm in.

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That third one: what the hell is wrong with her chest?


Absolutely nothing.  ABSOLUTELY-FARKING-NOTHING is wrong with her chest, it defines perfection.
 
2013-11-24 08:37:05 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I'll start:


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