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(ABC)   There's hot and there's "confessed to sending ricin to President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg in an attempt to frame you yet still kind of want" hot. Remember: DSYDIC   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 48
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2013-11-23 04:08:24 PM
Wrong, subby. Sticking your dick in crazy is awesome.

You just have to have your exit strategy ready ...
 
2013-11-23 04:13:33 PM

GRCooper: Wrong, subby. Sticking your dick in crazy is awesome.


Do you see an apostrophe?
 
2013-11-23 04:25:35 PM
Not bad.  Prison is a waste for her, unless she lesbos out while she's in.  Hopefully the Judge will give her a hard sentence, if you know what I mean.  Nudge nudge, wink wink.

(note:  talking about the Judge's penis)
 
2013-11-23 04:27:45 PM
A "ricin type concoction" Way to give the bad guys such accurate info on how to make a deadly bio-weapon.

We are all doomed now.
 
2013-11-23 04:29:00 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: "ricin type concoction"


It's right there in the name. Just boil rice until it turns to powder.
 
2013-11-23 04:31:23 PM

flucto: Pointy Tail of Satan: "ricin type concoction"

It's right there in the name. Just boil rice until it turns to powder.


And then you cococtify it
 
2013-11-23 04:32:42 PM
 wallchips.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

lh6.googleusercontent.com

thenypost.files.wordpress.com

a little old for my tastes
 
2013-11-23 04:33:19 PM
They never actually say what you put the rice in. I know on Breaking Bad they mention beans a few times, but I've had rice and beans tons of times.
 
2013-11-23 04:33:45 PM
How about a ricin letter for autoplay videos?
 
2013-11-23 04:36:15 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: A "ricin type concoction" Way to give the bad guys such accurate info on how to make a deadly bio-weapon.

We are all doomed now.



The damage was already done.

d.fastcompany.net
 
2013-11-23 04:38:36 PM
media.kens5.com

Okay, they'll get her for this whole Ricin thing.

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

But are they going to make her pay for killing Renly Baratheon with witchcraft?
 
2013-11-23 04:41:06 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [media.kens5.com image 469x264]

Okay, they'll get her for this whole Ricin thing.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 555x459]

But are they going to make her pay for killing Renly Baratheon with witchcraft?



WIN.
 
2013-11-23 04:43:31 PM
"confessed to sending ricin to President Obama and Mayor Bloomberg in an attempt to frame you yet still kind of want"

Is that an exact quote?
 
2013-11-23 04:46:27 PM
no
 
2013-11-23 04:46:31 PM

picturescrazy: They never actually say what you put the rice in. I know on Breaking Bad they mention beans a few times, but I've had rice and beans tons of times.


You put the rice in the cigarette and then when she smokes the stevia she will sprinkle rice on it but the rice is actually meth. The plothole is how did Eisenburg seal the cigarette after he rolled it.
 
2013-11-23 04:51:16 PM
Thats not 35.
 
2013-11-23 04:54:26 PM

pedobearapproved: [wallchips.com image 724x400]

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[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 221x288]

[thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

a little old for my tastes


No one is saying to marry her.  Just treat her like a rented car that you like; fast and rough and then return her before the billing cycle starts over.
 
2013-11-23 04:59:43 PM

pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes


I've got a bit of a thing for women who can make Catwoman looks work.
 
2013-11-23 05:05:06 PM

Clutch2013: pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes

I've got a bit of a thing for women who can make Catwoman looks work.


Funny. That was the one I thought was her worst pic.
 
2013-11-23 05:19:12 PM

you are a puppet: picturescrazy: They never actually say what you put the rice in. I know on Breaking Bad they mention beans a few times, but I've had rice and beans tons of times.

You put the rice in the cigarette and then when she smokes the stevia she will sprinkle rice on it but the rice is actually meth. The plothole is how did Eisenburg seal the cigarette after he rolled it.


Ricin is kindergarten chemistry, really.
I think the woman is a hottie, it's all in that "Do me daddy" attitude...her hubby was a bit too undaddy for her, just like my Busa, if you want to ride it you'd better know what to do and when.
No real plothole because cigarette, I can roll a joint and have it lit when I "slick" it...never a match involved.
Other than that it's my birthday.
Guess who's already far more than one toke over the line?
This line?
It's all you.
 
2013-11-23 05:24:18 PM
She's not either.
 
2013-11-23 05:25:05 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, they'll get her for this whole Ricin thing.



But are they going to make her pay for killing Renly Baratheon with witchcraft?


Carice Van Houten.

But doppelganger.
 
2013-11-23 05:25:59 PM
static4.businessinsider.com

this guy wants the shdic
 
2013-11-23 05:45:20 PM
Wasn't she in  Soap?
 
2013-11-23 05:50:11 PM

GRCooper: And then you cococtify it


you forgot valmorphanizing
 
2013-11-23 06:01:52 PM

GRCooper: Wrong, subby. Sticking your dick in crazy is awesome.

You just have to have your exit strategy ready ...


This
 
2013-11-23 06:08:29 PM
So she tries to kill a President then cuts a deal near the fiftieth anniversary of the JFK assassination. I smell a conspiracy.
 
2013-11-23 06:15:26 PM

wildcardjack: Thats not 35.



Agreed. If she ain't north of 40, then I don't want to know what path she's traveled, but I'm guessing it involved some entrepreneurial endeavors in a truck stop parking lot.
 
2013-11-23 06:18:36 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-23 06:26:34 PM

fearmongert: Clutch2013: pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes

I've got a bit of a thing for women who can make Catwoman looks work.

Funny. That was the one I thought was her worst pic.


Nah. The fivehead in picture two.
 
2013-11-23 06:34:56 PM
Gah!

I don't care how many costumes you dress that hideous face in.

She nasty.
 
2013-11-23 06:47:50 PM
I liked her when she was on "Soap".
 
2013-11-23 06:58:34 PM
Epic crazy!
 
2013-11-23 07:18:46 PM
She's kinda MILFy, but I would have to dissolve the body in NaOH afterwards.
 
2013-11-23 07:33:37 PM

fearmongert: Clutch2013: pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes

I've got a bit of a thing for women who can make Catwoman looks work.

Funny. That was the one I thought was her worst pic.


I was getting a distinct Sean Young vibe, and a mean post menopause Sean "can't handle her booze anymore" Young.
 
2013-11-23 07:35:33 PM

rkiller1: So she tries to kill a President then cuts a deal near the fiftieth anniversary of the JFK assassination. I smell a conspiracy.


What that conspiracy IS, is much less clear.
 
2013-11-23 08:07:18 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Okay, they'll get her for this whole Ricin thing.



But are they going to make her pay for killing Renly Baratheon with witchcraft?


Thought that very thing the first time I saw her!
 
2013-11-23 08:22:15 PM
Wouldn't the ricin break down in transit?
 
2013-11-23 08:26:54 PM

LoneWolf343: Wouldn't the ricin break down in transit?


Yes, and it wouldn't even affect the targets unless they ate the letters anyhow. The goal wasn't to kill anyone, it was to frame her estranged husband for trying to kill the President. Apparently she had a real problem with his pro-gun attitude, and thought nobody who knew him would question whether he was behind an attempt on the lives of liberal anti-gun politicians.

/but they did question it
//and the frame job fell apart faster than the Zimmerman trial
 
2013-11-23 08:41:22 PM
Vat ist "rice sin"? I vant to try. Mit boots on. Yah!ZUG ME, ZELDA!
 
2013-11-23 09:03:18 PM
media.heavy.com

i42.tinypic.com

Looks good below the neck (especially if grossly out of focus).

Without Photoshop, though...

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-11-23 09:16:21 PM

Schmerd1948: Vat ist "rice sin"? I vant to try. Mit boots on. Yah!ZUG ME, ZELDA!


www.aspaceforphotography.org

This is rice sin.
 
2013-11-23 09:26:54 PM
Autoplay on video or audio in a website ought to be a crime.
 
2013-11-24 01:24:41 AM
She looks as if she was hot 20 years ago, but being honest I'd do her without a second thought.
 
2013-11-24 06:17:23 AM

AteMyBrain: Gah!

I don't care how many costumes you dress that hideous face in.

She nasty.


I think that the one, true leveller of all humans is the Police Mugshot. No mor horrifying a light to be photographed in, than in an orange jumpsuit, lit from bad angles with non diffused fluorescent lights, with little to no makeup.

s1.ibtimes.com

Sorry guys, but that's HOT. (and looking real good for 35, imo)

Anyone who called me out for declaring Jenny Macarthy to be an monster needs their eyes rechecked.
 
2013-11-24 06:53:30 AM

pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes


With your handle, I'd expect nothing less.
 
2013-11-24 10:21:39 AM

pedobearapproved:  







a little old for my tastes


Oof, yeah, even Photoshop can't fix that loose pancake ass. /Mmmm... Pancakes.
//And ass.
 
2013-11-24 12:34:22 PM

uttertosh:

img.fark.net

Sorry guys, but that's HOT. (and looking real good for 35, imo)



www.nbc.com

Yeah, she looks better when she has her girlfriend-of-the-demon-slayer-dude makeup on.
 
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