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(Daily Mail)   Good news everyone, alcohol is good for you again and can even improve your sex life   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2013-11-23 03:39:22 PM
Alcohol improves your sex life. Alcohol with GHB REALLY improves it.

/hey honey, can I buy you a drink?
 
2013-11-23 04:28:50 PM
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Well, improves it for one of us... if you know what I mean... and I think you do.
 
2013-11-23 05:06:06 PM
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/Oblig
 
2013-11-23 05:06:16 PM
I have a sex life?
 
2013-11-23 05:06:35 PM
Helping ugly people have sex since..., well, forever.
 
2013-11-23 05:06:40 PM
Alcohol has ALWAYS improved my sex life. I look better when THEY'RE drunk.
 
2013-11-23 05:08:05 PM
I've been married for five years and alcohol STILL improves my sex life.
 
2013-11-23 05:10:23 PM
Great. They tell me this 3 years after I quit drinking. Thanks guys!
 
2013-11-23 05:11:00 PM
The article headline is just plain wrong. Somebody tell these guys that red wine and alcohol are not synonymous.
 
2013-11-23 05:12:51 PM
It did wonders for my sex life in college.
 
2013-11-23 05:13:38 PM
Yeehaw, I should live forever
 
2013-11-23 05:14:06 PM
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2013-11-23 05:15:19 PM
Bugger, I'm allergic to red wine.

/or is SHE supposed to be drinking it?
 
2013-11-23 05:17:20 PM
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2013-11-23 05:17:49 PM
Guinness has similar health benefits to red wine you guys! Slante!
 
2013-11-23 05:21:33 PM
Not when you already have an enlarged liver.

/Bitter
 
2013-11-23 05:24:22 PM

GRCooper: Alcohol improves your sex life. Alcohol with GHB REALLY improves it.

/hey honey, can I buy you a drink?


Yeah, after they finish barfing and pass out, you can do anything you want.  I'm told....
 
2013-11-23 05:27:44 PM
set them up joe, one for my baby and one more for the road.
 
2013-11-23 05:27:47 PM

Beerguy: Not when you already have an enlarged liver.

/Bitter


Stay away from the bitter, it won't help.
 
2013-11-23 05:29:13 PM
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2013-11-23 05:29:17 PM
Whoever did this study must have been drunk.
 
2013-11-23 05:29:19 PM
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Just a matter of time before crack is good for you!!! I'm ahead of the curve Biatches!!!
 
2013-11-23 05:30:03 PM
Hey, kids! Would you like to drink a lot of cheap alcohol and be sodomized by a middle-aged man? Sure you would!

Just reply to my Facebook account!

Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!

As if I would have a Facebook account.
 
2013-11-23 05:31:48 PM
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2013-11-23 05:33:09 PM
Make the most of it before they do another study and tell you the opposite is true next week.
 
2013-11-23 05:33:23 PM
What about whiskey dick?
 
2013-11-23 05:33:27 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [www.mywebpower.com image 387x302]


Ah, story time.

I used to live in a student apartment complex with a bar at ground floor. Nearby, about 500 meters away, was an identical complex. After a night of drinking at location A this we went to the the bar at complex B. This one guy had to go stop by his room to get something and would follow us later. When he failed to turn up in reasonable time, we assumed he went to bed. Well, it turned out he simply took his time. He turned up an hour after we arrived with one shoe, no keys, telephone, wallet or memory of what had happened or the barest idea that something was wrong until someone told him he was only wearing one shoe. A search of the area turned up nothing. The next day we started looking for his stuff again. We found it behind the apartment complex in the grass. It turned out he fell asleep there (only God knows why he went to that side of the complex) and the stuff was probably annoying him so he took everything out of his pockets. We still don't have an explanation for why he took of one shoe. Probably too much effort to take them both off.

/CSB
 
2013-11-23 05:33:49 PM

catmander: GRCooper: Alcohol improves your sex life. Alcohol with GHB REALLY improves it.

/hey honey, can I buy you a drink?

Yeah, after they finish barfing and pass out, you can do anything you want.  I'm told....


Can they piss and shiat themselves too?  Because that's a huge turn on for me, including the puke breath and lifeless female form.
 
2013-11-23 05:33:50 PM
Think YOU have problems? As a drunk, the woman whom I'm trying to bed (47, great juggs/body and cute too) is on Oxycontin I'm guessing my only resort is we both renounce our citizenship and move to Toronto and run for political office.
.
 
2013-11-23 05:37:17 PM
Also ... To all my friends!

3guys1movie.com

/"Don't you just hate cops?"
//"Nooo, but I feel better when they're not around."
 
2013-11-23 05:39:57 PM
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2013-11-23 05:41:01 PM

fearmongert: Alcohol has ALWAYS improved my sex life. I look better when THEY'RE drunk.


There's not enough alcohol in the world to make me look good enough to have sex with, that's for sure.
 
2013-11-23 05:46:20 PM

wildcardjack: [www.tshirt-bazaar.com image 515x320]


Someone needs to found a town called Moderation, stat.
 
2013-11-23 05:51:07 PM

SurfaceTension: fearmongert: Alcohol has ALWAYS improved my sex life. I look better when THEY'RE drunk.

There's not enough alcohol in the world to make me look good enough to have sex with, that's for sure.


Never heard of blind drunk?
 
2013-11-23 05:53:40 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: wildcardjack: [www.tshirt-bazaar.com image 515x320]

Someone needs to found a town called Moderation, stat.


I'm sure there's at least one bar.
 
2013-11-23 05:56:32 PM
"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
― Louis Pasteur
 
2013-11-23 05:58:40 PM
The story has merit, for when I worked as a part-time student bartender in Madison WI, we served truckloads of beer and I do believe many patrons had sex when they left.  Not me, though, because I had to clean-up and divide the 32 cents in tip between six guys.  Try doing that at 2:00am.
 
2013-11-23 05:59:31 PM
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2013-11-23 06:02:19 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: What about whiskey dick?


Whiskey dick once improved my sex life by making it impossible to do what nobody would do sober.  I saw her a few weeks later while I was sober.  On a scale of 1-10 she was somewhere around a negative 2
 
2013-11-23 06:03:09 PM

dryknife: "Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
― Louis Pasteur


I can only assume he never tried beer... :P

Seriously though, you can live for 46 days on just beer:  http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/27/beer-fast-ends-with-bacon-sm o othie/

Let's see you do that with wine!
 
2013-11-23 06:04:57 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Also ... To all my friends!

[3guys1movie.com image 495x350]

/"Don't you just hate cops?"
//"Nooo, but I feel better when they're not around."


Anyone can be sober. Being a drunk takes... stamina.
 
2013-11-23 06:06:48 PM
Without alcohol:

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With alcohol:

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2013-11-23 06:09:07 PM

Smeggy Smurf: thisisyourbrainonFark: What about whiskey dick?

Whiskey dick once improved my sex life by making it impossible to do what nobody would do sober.  I saw her a few weeks later while I was sober.  On a scale of 1-10 she was somewhere around a negative 2


So whiskey dick can trump the beer goggles, good to know.
 
2013-11-23 06:12:04 PM

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2013-11-23 06:15:44 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Smeggy Smurf: thisisyourbrainonFark: What about whiskey dick?

Whiskey dick once improved my sex life by making it impossible to do what nobody would do sober.  I saw her a few weeks later while I was sober.  On a scale of 1-10 she was somewhere around a negative 2

So whiskey dick can trump the beer goggles, good to know.


Unfortunately, whiskey dick can also happens when you're with a 8 - 10, and due to alcohol she thinks you are above a 2.  Only time it ever happened to me, and damn it all to hell whiskey I hate you forever.
 
2013-11-23 06:21:08 PM
I would also say getting her blasted is a good way to broaden the play book.  The next morning she'll be all, 'you were so naughty last night.'  And you go, 'I knooooow, I just went for it.  Let's do that again tonight sober.'  9 times out of 10 she'll like it and BAM! it's a regular go-to in the play book.
 
2013-11-23 06:21:08 PM
Not for me, farkers. I let booze ruin my life.

/ but it was fun while it lasted.
 
2013-11-23 06:22:53 PM
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2013-11-23 06:23:30 PM
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"Well, at least it would if you still had your genitals."
 
2013-11-23 06:23:32 PM
Alcohol was bad for you?
 
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