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(Breitbart.com)   ProTrip: Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski, golf and masturbate in public all on the same day   (breitbart.com) divider line 49
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2013-11-23 11:37:14 AM  
this explains the Goonie Golf set-up in my basement, wink wink
 
2013-11-23 12:57:55 PM  
I'd be plumb tuckered out after all that
 
2013-11-23 01:22:47 PM  
Is this a package deal I can get on Travelocity?
 
2013-11-23 01:27:53 PM  
I'm not your fwend, buddy!
 
2013-11-23 01:47:06 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-11-23 03:16:58 PM  
There are a lot of places where you can ski, golf, and masturbate in public in the same day. All you need is a few thousand feet of elevation change and some lube.
 
2013-11-23 03:32:19 PM  
Who would want to golf when you can masturbate instead?

You can never miss a put doing the latter.
 
2013-11-23 03:33:06 PM  
I masturbate in public all the time, just that people stop me.
 
2013-11-23 03:35:23 PM  
So I shouldnt be doing that? It is performance art.
 
2013-11-23 03:36:26 PM  
Hey, you can ski, golf, and masturbate in public on the same day in San Diego too.
 
2013-11-23 03:37:03 PM  
The idea of dead Breitbart jerking on the Victoria Vancouver Ferry is just a little too creepy.
 
2013-11-23 03:39:37 PM  
And the target audience for this advertising is,,,???
 
2013-11-23 03:40:22 PM  
As a resident, I must point out that the submitter's headline is wrong. It's just "Hollywood North".
 
2013-11-23 03:44:23 PM  
BEHAVE YOURSELF! BEHAVE YOURSELF! BEHAVE YOURSELF!

/this message brought to you by the corpse of Andrew Breitbart.
 
2013-11-23 03:44:31 PM  

snocone: And the target audience for this advertising is,,,???


Farkers. Duh.
 
2013-11-23 03:47:27 PM  
Ski and tee and...wank?
 
2013-11-23 03:55:19 PM  
Ah, the classic "Sportsman's Triple".  Nice.
 
2013-11-23 03:56:08 PM  
"On the rise" -- someone is keeping track of these incidents?
 
2013-11-23 03:56:49 PM  
Hurray my home town.

One of my friends in high school got arrested for that exact thing. We would not have known about it but another friend found out about it when they had court appearances on the same day.

/yes I had some upstanding friends in high school
 
2013-11-23 03:57:13 PM  

nytmare: "On the rise" -- someone is keeping track of these incidents?


Yeah. Drew.
 
2013-11-23 04:02:54 PM  

emotion_lotion: Hurray my home town.

One of my friends in high school got arrested for that exact thing. We would not have known about it but another friend found out about it when they had court appearances on the same day.

/yes I had some upstanding friends in high school


Sometimes it happens.  A cosmic alignment.  Let's say a big fluffy fart gets stuck in your skinny jeans, but manages to poof out just as a breeze catches the skirt of a young coed.  You've got ass conveyed to your noggin in not one, but two senses.  That's farking rare out in public!  Time to whip it out and express yourself in a petering fashion.

/carpe diem!
 
2013-11-23 04:06:05 PM  
I wish Deadbart would quit posting from the grave.
 
2013-11-23 04:13:18 PM  
Just avoid E Hastings St then. Problem solved.
 
2013-11-23 04:19:00 PM  
1. Breitbart publishes article misleadingly saying it's okay to publicly masturbate in Vancouver.

2. All of Breitbart's readers, who are sexually repressed Republican fundamentalist perverts, move to Vancouver to enjoy public masturbation, and are all imprisoned by the police.

3. The world suddenly becomes a better place.
 
2013-11-23 04:20:00 PM  
I could do this where I live in FL but it would have to be water skiing.
 
2013-11-23 04:20:35 PM  

tuna fingers: emotion_lotion: Hurray my home town.

One of my friends in high school got arrested for that exact thing. We would not have known about it but another friend found out about it when they had court appearances on the same day.

/yes I had some upstanding friends in high school

Sometimes it happens.  A cosmic alignment.  Let's say a big fluffy fart gets stuck in your skinny jeans, but manages to poof out just as a breeze catches the skirt of a young coed.  You've got ass conveyed to your noggin in not one, but two senses.  That's farking rare out in public!  Time to whip it out and express yourself in a petering fashion.

/carpe diem!


This, young Farkers, is just artwork. Take note.
 
2013-11-23 04:23:14 PM  
Be prepared.

gndn.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-23 04:25:03 PM  
also prostitution is legal there (or at least decriminalized), so why would anyone masturbate?
 
2013-11-23 04:25:44 PM  
Wanking after golf?

thumbs.dreamstime.com

"I'll be in my bunker."
 
2013-11-23 04:38:53 PM  
Well, now I've got my weekend all planned-out. Thanks Fark!
 
2013-11-23 04:40:02 PM  
The triathlon ain't what it used to be.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-23 04:41:59 PM  
Isn't there indoor skiing in the Middle East? Not sure if you can masturbate there.
 
2013-11-23 05:12:05 PM  
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here.
 
2013-11-23 05:40:52 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Wanking after golf?



"I'll be in my bunker."


That might be preferable to a bad lay.
 
2013-11-23 05:43:09 PM  
Challenge accepted subby.
 
2013-11-23 06:28:36 PM  
What's up with Breitbart links? It's like the Onion only they truly believe what they're writing.
 
2013-11-23 06:29:20 PM  
*Looks at TFA*

Aww, not legally!
 
2013-11-23 06:37:57 PM  
I think the Skiing is better in Whistler than Vancouver.
 
2013-11-23 07:49:04 PM  

minuslars: What's up with Breitbart links? It's like the Onion only they truly believe what they're writing.


I accidentally clicked on it (saw it on Twitter) 

/not cool
 
2013-11-23 07:53:36 PM  
See what happens when you ban Doorknobs?  You have to find other knobs to polish.
 
2013-11-23 07:54:42 PM  
Vancouver is full of wankers. Also: water wet, sky blue.

/ex-resident
 
2013-11-23 08:15:14 PM  
I only masturbate in public when in a drunken stupor.
 
2013-11-23 09:06:53 PM  
I like to visit every year or so for the sightseeing.
 
2013-11-23 10:41:11 PM  
www.carl9000.com
 
2013-11-23 11:35:45 PM  

ZAZ: Isn't there indoor skiing in the Middle East? Not sure if you can masturbate there.


That would be in Dubai.
And no, I don't think there is any place in the Middle East where you can publicly masturbate.
Going by what other Farkers have posted here, you can't even do that in nudist colonies/beaches.

Also, if you're considering masturbating in an indoor ski slope, you might want to consider the frostbite.
 
2013-11-24 12:17:16 AM  
Took me three read throughs to notice the maple leaves in the picture, and actually figure out which Vancouver it was talking about. Bad article for not specifiing. Of course I may have just missed it too.
 
2013-11-24 02:32:17 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: golf


And what are your hobbies?

Strangling animals, golf and masturbating.

He's let himself down on the hobbies- golf's not very popular around here

///So glad they are getting back together, even though John Cleese can't do the silly walk any more
 
2013-11-24 02:45:13 AM  
i have done 2 of those things in Vancouver. i do not ski.
 
2013-11-24 03:51:00 AM  
Just ignore the roaming bands of crackheads downtown.
 
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