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(Local10 WPLG)   Mysterious chair appears in east Hollywood neighborhood. I'm so very scared. Help   (local10.com) divider line 81
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2013-11-23 12:48:32 PM
At least it's not a sofa. Or a bowl of Petunias. Or a whale.
 
2013-11-23 01:17:08 PM
i236.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-11-23 01:25:46 PM
"I hope is doesn't get too popular and have all these people coming behind my house now," said Palumbo to the local news station.

(Bold added.)
 
2013-11-23 01:32:19 PM
Have you tried using some kind of lube?
 
2013-11-23 01:38:58 PM
OK, listen. This is important. Keep your sack away from it. That is all.
 
2013-11-23 01:48:02 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 02:31:20 PM
www.sonymoviechannel.com
 
2013-11-23 02:54:36 PM
I'm sure it's the work of some bored hipster 'artist' who couldn't find anything else to do with his money.
 
2013-11-23 03:09:57 PM
"Neighbors suspected a group of teenagers who apparently did wood working late at night may have built the chair."

 Damned kids these days, with their woodworking hooliganry and their coated screws. Completely out of control without their drugs and whatnot. Lock up the lot of them, I say.
 
2013-11-23 03:10:18 PM
That's pretty funny, just last week I was walking by the railroad tracks and there was this stainless steel and chrome bar stool in the middle of the field.
 
2013-11-23 03:10:38 PM
Watch those slats ...
 
2013-11-23 03:14:57 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-23 03:15:23 PM
Extra-slow news day.
 
2013-11-23 03:17:03 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-23 03:18:45 PM
Ohhh, I know.  I prefer to see things like abandoned sofas on the street, so much more 'classier' looking.
 
2013-11-23 03:20:57 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh:


Just how small are your balls that one of them managed to slip through that tiny opening?
 
2013-11-23 03:21:10 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh:


Ah. There we go.

Thanks.
 
2013-11-23 03:21:24 PM
Are you saying God can't leave his lawn chair anywhere he wants Florida? Well? Are you?
 
2013-11-23 03:23:14 PM
Oh, Hollywood, Florida, not Hollywood, California. I was almost so very scared.
 
2013-11-23 03:23:30 PM

megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh:

Ah. There we go.

Thanks.


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2013-11-23 03:25:46 PM
Most challenging game of musical chairs ever.
 
2013-11-23 03:26:53 PM

ElLoco: "Neighbors suspected a group of teenagers who apparently did wood working late at night may have built the chair."

 Damned kids these days, with their woodworking hooliganry and their coated screws. Completely out of control without their drugs and whatnot. Lock up the lot of them, I say.


Came here to say this, glad it was taken care of.

/get off my lawn...
 
2013-11-23 03:28:50 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 236x236]

Wanted for questioning.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-23 03:33:06 PM
Oh, no! The War between the Changeotrons and the Plumbots has made its way to Earth at last.

We're dooooooomed!

I know which side I'm  on. I can live without furniture but I'm not living without plumbing. Got to keep those Plumbots in their place at any and all costs.
 
2013-11-23 03:36:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Agent Smiths Laugh:

Just how small are your balls that one of them managed to slip through that tiny opening?


Don't ask Dow Jones. Summon bigz2k to this thread and ask him. (link is to classic thread, not bigz2k's profile)
 
2013-11-23 03:37:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-23 03:38:16 PM

AngryDragon: [i.imgur.com image 319x220]


Mocking overreactions to terrorism? That's what a terrorist would do...
 
2013-11-23 03:42:10 PM
If you think mystery chairs are news, how about a mystery piano? How about a mystery piano in the woods or on a mountain top?

I have read of such things.

www.cnn.com

Mystery Piano on beach


www.cnn.com 
Its ... one of the most obscure Monty Python references ever!

Mystery piano in woods perplexes police

farm9.staticflickr.com

Another Mystery Piano in the woods minding its own business

www.myhero.com

Mystery Piano busking for a living

1.bp.blogspot.com

Mystery Piano disguised as bookcase

I could go on indefinitely. I haven't even gotten to the one that somebody hauled up to the top of a mountain in England yet.
 
2013-11-23 03:42:54 PM
FTFA: "Neighbors suspected a group of teenagers who apparently did wood working late at night may have built the chair."

I was rather Meh, a "Non-Story", but for some reason this last sentence made me happy! Not sure if it's a nod to the young carpenters or an accusation of 'Youthful Offenders'?
 
2013-11-23 03:46:17 PM
"Neighbors suspected a group of teenagers who apparently did wood working late at night may have built the chair. "

I know these guys...  I was in Florida last year and ran into these guys that lived up the street from my cousin.  I partied with them, they're nuts.  We stayed up all night and made a cherry wood bedroom set with dove-tailed drawers and brass hinges.  It was off the hook, out of control...  All I can say is things got really crazy when the drill press and belt sanders came out.  A night I will never forget...  I see they've moved on to bigger things now...  Sigh...
 
2013-11-23 03:47:02 PM
Even more mystery pianos can be found here.

Some nudity.

I like the mystery piano with the pelicans, and also the mysery piano with the soldier. It  looks like he might be checking it for a bomb, which makes it:  THE MYSTERY TERRORIST PIANO.
 
2013-11-23 03:47:17 PM
Holy crap.  There's a giant chair like that in Loveland, Colorado.

Welcome our giant chair overlords.
 
2013-11-23 03:52:55 PM

ElLoco: "Neighbors suspected a group of teenagers who apparently did wood working late at night may have built the chair."

 Damned kids these days, with their woodworking hooliganry and their coated screws. Completely out of control without their drugs and whatnot. Lock up the lot of them, I say.


Oh, go easy on them. At least they're not a bunch of lazy boys.
 
2013-11-23 03:57:19 PM

brantgoose: Even more mystery pianos can be found here.

Some nudity.

I like the mystery piano with the pelicans, and also the mysery piano with the soldier. It  looks like he might be checking it for a bomb, which makes it:  THE MYSTERY TERRORIST PIANO.


Don't click, I did and no nudity came up.

/except for some bare pianos
//difficult to fap to
 
2013-11-23 04:01:10 PM

Godscrack: I'm sure it's the work of some bored hipster 'artist' who couldn't find anything else to do with his money.


How's meta-hipster life treating you?
 
2013-11-23 04:02:13 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
Approves. How absurd....
 
2013-11-23 04:03:13 PM

traylor: brantgoose: Even more mystery pianos can be found here.

Some nudity.

I like the mystery piano with the pelicans, and also the mysery piano with the soldier. It  looks like he might be checking it for a bomb, which makes it:  THE MYSTERY TERRORIST PIANO.

Don't click, I did and no nudity came up.

/except for some bare pianos
//difficult to fap to


Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.
 
2013-11-23 04:03:57 PM

BlackMtnMan: Holy crap.  There's a giant chair like that in Loveland, Colorado.

Welcome our giant chair overlords.


There's also one in Star Lake, NY. I'd post a pic of it but the computer it's on is broke.

Well, that and I don't want to piss off our Giant Chair Overlords.
 
2013-11-23 04:05:18 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.


A sharp observation.
 
2013-11-23 04:14:11 PM

brantgoose: If you think mystery chairs are news, how about a mystery piano? How about a mystery piano in the woods or on a mountain top?

I have read of such things.

Mystery Piano on beach
 
Its ... one of the most obscure Monty Python references ever!Mystery piano in woods perplexes policeAnother Mystery Piano in the woods minding its own businessMystery Piano busking for a livingMystery Piano disguised as bookcaseI could go on indefinitely. I haven't even gotten to the one that somebody hauled up to the top of a mountain in England yet.


I got to see your 2nd mystery piano with my own eyes. It was planted on a sandbar 200 yards away from my grandma's patio off Biscayne Bay.

It provided about 5 minutes of entertainment pulling out the binoculars and speculating why the hell it was there.

Then it came out some rich spoiled idiot art student filmed it burning for a music video. That section of the bay is full of breaching dolphins and pelicans skimming up fish and other beautiful crap and that farker poisoned them. Not cool.
 
2013-11-23 04:14:33 PM

simplicimus: Danger Avoid Death: Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.

A sharp observation.


You seem to be a bit high strung.
 
2013-11-23 04:18:09 PM

zamboni: simplicimus: Danger Avoid Death: Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.

A sharp observation.

You seem to be a bit high strung.


Just a minor note here, but this seems to be the introduction to a major theme.
 
2013-11-23 04:21:02 PM
Went to the article thinking this was one of those CA neighborhoods where the daily Police Blotter reads in whole  "1:30 PM - Terrified resident reported person ringing their doorbell and leaving. Found package delivered on porch."
 
2013-11-23 04:27:22 PM
"The workmanship impressed Billy Shapiro, a general contractor. The woodwork, the materials they used, they finished everything, they used coated screws," he said.

How about this one Billy?
 
2013-11-23 04:30:12 PM
Let me try that again...
 
2013-11-23 04:30:36 PM

ElLoco: zamboni: simplicimus: Danger Avoid Death: Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.

A sharp observation.

You seem to be a bit high strung.

Just a minor note here, but this seems to be the introduction to a major theme.


A key point.
 
2013-11-23 04:32:59 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

/that's what I get for not previewing
 
2013-11-23 04:36:59 PM

Danger Avoid Death: traylor: brantgoose: Even more mystery pianos can be found here.

Some nudity.

I like the mystery piano with the pelicans, and also the mysery piano with the soldier. It  looks like he might be checking it for a bomb, which makes it:  THE MYSTERY TERRORIST PIANO.

Don't click, I did and no nudity came up.

/except for some bare pianos
//difficult to fap to

Because pianos don't have boobies. Because they B flat.


No, pianos have nice bends. You are talking about pianettes.

/sorry I'm a visual type
 
2013-11-23 05:17:39 PM
Oh. My. God.

kaaawa.net

They're everywhere!
 
2013-11-23 05:23:08 PM
i1.ytimg.com

/related?
 
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