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(Huffington Post)   For the head of the GOP's minority outreach, do you pick the guy who: A) Opposed the Civil Rights Act B) Had a "Neo-Confederate" campaign manager C) Condescendingly lectured students at Howard on Black History or D) All of the above   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 127
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2013-11-23 01:23:59 PM

thomas666: HighOnCraic: "From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act.The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats."

--Rand Paul

negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp!


It's actually a quote from Kevin Phillips, the guy who wrote the blueprint for the "Southern Strategy."

ecx.images-amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Emerging-Republican-Majority-Kevin-Phillips/dp /0 870000586

/Ironically, he eventually became a harsh critic of both the far right and the Bush Administration.
 
2013-11-23 01:25:43 PM
"Zounds, sir, you're robbed! For shame, put on your gown.
Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.
Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is tupping your white ewe. Arise, arise,
Awake the snorting citizens with the bell
Or else the devil will make a grandsire of you.
Arise, I say!"

--Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 01:25:56 PM

thomas666: HighOnCraic: "From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act.The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats."

--Rand Paul

negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp!


You missed the meme. Think Kevin Phillips and Southern Strategy. Ya Paso, Amigo. In the sixties.
 
2013-11-23 01:30:54 PM

a_bilge_monkey: thomas666: HighOnCraic: "From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act.The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats."

--Rand Paul

negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp!

You missed the meme. Think Kevin Phillips and Southern Strategy. Ya Paso, Amigo. In the sixties.


"So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood."

--Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 01:32:02 PM
A racist son of a racist?  Brilliant choice.  It's almost like they're just trolling the country.
 
2013-11-23 01:41:35 PM
Wow, stunningly bad choice. After all, they could have gotten David Duke.
 
2013-11-23 01:47:39 PM
Republicans:

Y'all best believe in troll parties...

CAUSE YOU'RE IN ONE
 
2013-11-23 01:50:32 PM
Hey!
Cut them some slack. After all they are job creators!
 
2013-11-23 01:56:22 PM

HighOnCraic: thomas666: HighOnCraic: "From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act.The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats."

--Rand Paul

negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp!

It's actually a quote from Kevin Phillips, the guy who wrote the blueprint for the "Southern Strategy."

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
http://www.amazon.com/Emerging-Republican-Majority-Kevin-Phillips/dp /0 870000586

/Ironically, he eventually became a harsh critic of both the far right and the Bush Administration.


Later, he wrote one of my favorite books ever about politics and economics:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-11-23 01:58:06 PM
"negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp! "

~RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-23 02:06:30 PM

Gergesa: I'm not sure how they thought this would help them.


He's the only guy in the GOP who can be in a room with more than 1 black person that isn't a waiter.
 
2013-11-23 02:08:49 PM
"That magic box lies. Somebody... somebody in there, they just said that... that negro is the President of the United States. "

- Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 02:09:41 PM

FloydA: "negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp! "

~RAND PAUL


I am entirely surprised by the fact that there isn't some Rand Paul joke account that just waltzes into topics and repeats verbatim what someone already said. Unless it already happened and was shut down by the mods.
 
2013-11-23 02:15:28 PM
You cannot be farking serious.

*clicks link*

Holy Crap! You're Serious!!
 
2013-11-23 02:18:27 PM
Close cover before striking. Keep out of reach of children.

Rand Paul (R-KY)
 
2013-11-23 02:23:30 PM
What about that Black Repulican?  Or the other one?
 
2013-11-23 02:31:29 PM

hawcian: FloydA: "negroes? WTF is a negroe?? This guy should be taken to rask for this statement if in fact its really true...Negroes? C'mon on...Fn repuplitards. Rand Paul let me clue you in: the south lost the civil war...along time ago. And Kentucky didn't even secede. Clean up your language you twerp! "

~RAND PAUL

I am entirely surprised by the fact that there isn't some Rand Paul joke account that just waltzes into topics and repeats verbatim what someone already said. Unless it already happened and was shut down by the mods.


~Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 02:36:07 PM

dionysusaur: What about that Black Repulican?  Or the other one?


Well, for all his hijinks, at least the Republicans won some elections with Michael Steele at the helm. Of course, that leaves Alan West and Herman Caine. These are not the droids you are looking for.
 
2013-11-23 02:42:42 PM
"The wisest of those among you,
learn to read your portents well.
There's no need to hurry;
You know it's all downhill to Hell.
So, don't put your faith in prophets,
handguns, or solid gold.

And don't stand still  when you see me runnin' down the road." - Rand Paul (tR-icKY)
 
2013-11-23 02:57:48 PM
FTFA: "It's based on the fundamental principle, if you want to get the sale, you've got to show up and ask for the order," Priebus said.

Am I the only one that read this as, "If we want their votes, we're going to have to pretend to give a shiat about them"?
 
2013-11-23 03:01:28 PM

geek_mars: FTFA: "It's based on the fundamental principle, if you want to get the sale, you've got to show up and ask for the order," Priebus said.

Am I the only one that read this as, "If we want their votes, we're going to have to pretend to give a shiat about them"?


You're not the only one, no.
 
2013-11-23 03:02:02 PM

geek_mars: FTFA: "It's based on the fundamental principle, if you want to get the sale, you've got to show up and ask for the order," Priebus said.

Am I the only one that read this as, "If we want their votes, we're going to have to pretend to give a shiat about them"?


"80 percent of success is showing up." - Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 03:09:11 PM

Gergesa: I'm not sure how they thought this would help them.


Thought?
Are you implying the GOP has attained rational self-consciousness?
 
2013-11-23 03:10:23 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Gergesa: I'm not sure how they thought this would help them.

Thought?
Are you implying the GOP has attained rational self-consciousness?


I doubt they could pass the Turing test.
 
2013-11-23 03:11:24 PM
teenthropologist.files.wordpress.com

Enough for everyone!

/holy fark that's a big image...
 
2013-11-23 03:16:40 PM
All he has to do is offer black people some fried chicken and potato salad, and they'll come running. Just don't tell them that the GOP kicked Michael Steele to the curb less than 2 years after he said, "y'all come."
 
2013-11-23 03:17:01 PM

PsiChick: [teenthropologist.files.wordpress.com image 850x530]

Enough for everyone!

/holy fark that's a big image...


That's a lot of popcorn.
 
2013-11-23 03:24:21 PM

The One True TheDavid: Write each flaw on a 3x5 card, put them unto a hat, then kick the hat very hard.


That's a sure fire way to end up with a broken foot.
 
2013-11-23 03:28:01 PM
you know, I'm starting to think that most of these Rand Paul "quotes" aren't really quotes from Rand Paul at all and are just posts made by some jokesters in order to poke fun at Rand Paul.

Rand Paul(R-KY)
 
2013-11-23 03:30:41 PM
"you know, I'm starting to think that most of these Rand Paul "quotes" aren't really quotes from Rand Paul at all and are just posts made by some jokesters in order to poke fun at Rand Paul." - Rand Paul (R-KY)
 
2013-11-23 03:37:28 PM

sugardave: "you know, I'm starting to think that most of these Rand Paul "quotes" aren't really quotes from Rand Paul at all and are just posts made by some jokesters in order to poke fun at Rand Paul." - Rand Paul (R-KY)


Citation needed.
 
2013-11-23 03:44:33 PM

simplicimus: sugardave: "you know, I'm starting to think that most of these Rand Paul "quotes" aren't really quotes from Rand Paul at all and are just posts made by some jokesters in order to poke fun at Rand Paul." - Rand Paul (R-KY)

Citation needed.


Here you go
 
2013-11-23 03:47:20 PM
" Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her
butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands
those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute,
'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round,
it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!"
-Rand Paul
 
2013-11-23 03:50:47 PM
I am a pretty little school girl
As pretty as pretty can be
And all the boys around my block
Are crazy over me

Rand Paul(R-KY)
 
2013-11-23 03:52:25 PM
"Given the inefficiencies of what DC laughingly calls the criminal justice system, I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal."

-RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-23 03:53:15 PM
"We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-23 03:54:11 PM
"Order was only restored in L.A. [after the riots] when it came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks."

-RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-23 03:56:18 PM
"[Martin Luther King, Jr.], the FBI files reveal, was not only a world-class adulterer, he also seduced underage girls and boys...And we are supposed to honor this 'Christian minister' and lying socialist satyr with a holiday that puts him on par with George Washington?"

-RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-23 04:17:21 PM
I didn't expect this thread to be free of the usual gang of Fark IndependentsTM desperately trying to change the subject to Dixiecrats, Robert Byrd, and "Race Pimps."
 
2013-11-23 04:22:19 PM

elchip: "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL


All right, who really said that? Based on statistics, that's an idiotic thing to say.
 
2013-11-23 04:24:51 PM

simplicimus: elchip: "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL

All right, who really said that? Based on statistics, that's an idiotic thing to say.


According to The Googles, it came from this:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-23 04:28:15 PM

Sgt Otter: simplicimus: elchip: "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL

All right, who really said that? Based on statistics, that's an idiotic thing to say.

According to The Googles, it came from this:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 448x256]


Just wow. That's seriously wrong.
 
2013-11-23 04:38:30 PM

simplicimus: Sgt Otter: simplicimus: elchip: "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL

All right, who really said that? Based on statistics, that's an idiotic thing to say.

According to The Googles, it came from this:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 448x256]

Just wow. That's seriously wrong.


They've both racist crackers.
 
2013-11-23 04:46:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: simplicimus: Sgt Otter: simplicimus: elchip: "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, it is hardly irrational."

-RAND PAUL

All right, who really said that? Based on statistics, that's an idiotic thing to say.

According to The Googles, it came from this:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 448x256]

Just wow. That's seriously wrong.

They've both racist crackers.


But you keep repeating yourself.
 
2013-11-23 05:07:25 PM

www.abbeville.com

"This train ain't bound for glory."

 
2013-11-23 05:15:50 PM
Ken Cuccinelli will be in charge of Alternatives to Birth Control.
 
2013-11-23 05:21:29 PM

CorporatePerson: To be fair, it's entirely possible Rand just copy/pasted all his stupid ideas from someone else.


He cut and pasted them from the Ron Paul Newsletters.
 
2013-11-23 05:41:24 PM

FormlessOne: HighOnCraic: Smackledorfer: Gop minority outreach isn't about minority votes.
It is about giving a little more cover when they try to convince some undecided ehite folks that it isn't a terrible idea to consider voting for their party on a national level.

These voters won't ever be hearing any more of the gop message than the ads right before the elections.

THIS!!!

Clearly, this. The GOP couldn't care less, truly, about "minority outreach" - they only care about "voter manipulation."


I'm reminded at this point of Romney's visit to the NAACP just before the last election.

It wasn't about getting more black folks to vote GOP.

It was more about positioning Romney as the-man-who-walked-into-the-lion's-den and condescended to them in order to shore up his numbers among the white male entitlement crowd.

Even with that understood RAND PAUL is a comically bad choice here.

This is like getting Michele Bachmann to be the GOP's gay outreach coordinator level of stupid.
 
2013-11-23 06:06:28 PM

quatchi: FormlessOne: HighOnCraic: Smackledorfer: Gop minority outreach isn't about minority votes.
It is about giving a little more cover when they try to convince some undecided ehite folks that it isn't a terrible idea to consider voting for their party on a national level.

These voters won't ever be hearing any more of the gop message than the ads right before the elections.

THIS!!!

Clearly, this. The GOP couldn't care less, truly, about "minority outreach" - they only care about "voter manipulation."

I'm reminded at this point of Romney's visit to the NAACP just before the last election.

It wasn't about getting more black folks to vote GOP.

It was more about positioning Romney as the-man-who-walked-into-the-lion's-den and condescended to them in order to shore up his numbers among the white male entitlement crowd.

Even with that understood RAND PAUL is a comically bad choice here.

This is like getting Michele Bachmann to be the GOP's gay outreach coordinator level of stupid.


Or putting her on the Intelligence Committee.
 
2013-11-23 06:15:42 PM
And, of course, every single Republican is a fully qualified rape counselor.
 
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