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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)   Police searching for young woman who was running around in pink lingerie and no pants. Aren't we all?   (myfox8.com) divider line 92
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2013-11-23 08:25:22 AM  
She was also reportedly heading in the direction of..you know, that place that sells chili.
 
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2013-11-23 09:32:13 AM  
FOUND

www.mgtowforums.com


Apparently she ate her pants....
 
2013-11-23 11:42:38 AM  
This one? Well, whatever turns you on, subby.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-23 12:01:17 PM  
Can we see an artists depiction of the suspect?
 
2013-11-23 12:05:27 PM  

Cretony38: Can we see an artists depiction of the suspect?


www.chattanoogan.com
 
2013-11-23 12:07:49 PM  
Was she seen in the company of some guy wearing a duck suit?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-23 12:08:36 PM  
LarryDan43
Cretony38: Can we see an artists depiction of the suspect?

When did Robert Crumb become a police sketch artist?
 
2013-11-23 12:08:50 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Was she seen in the company of some guy wearing a duck suit?
[i.imgur.com image 544x329]


Just when I thought I wasn't going to have to fap this morning.
 
2013-11-23 12:10:40 PM  
Artist rendition ... img.fark.net
 
2013-11-23 12:11:42 PM  
"When did Robert Crumb become a police sketch artist?"

When Zap comics took the nosedive. Mr. Natural couldn't find work, so there were no other options.
 
2013-11-23 12:16:34 PM  
Anyone with any information about the woman should call the Winston-Salem Police non-emergency number at 773-7700.

or just respond to the Craigslist ad like the rest of us...
 
2013-11-23 12:23:12 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: "When did Robert Crumb become a police sketch artist?"

When Zap comics took the nosedive. Mr. Natural couldn't find work, so there were no other options.


Because lingerie will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no lingerie.
 
2013-11-23 12:28:06 PM  
carrion_luggage
DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: "When did Robert Crumb become a police sketch artist?"
When Zap comics took the nosedive. Mr. Natural couldn't find work, so there were no other options.
Because lingerie will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no lingerie.


Generally speaking, that applies on who is wearing the lingerie.

*And exceptions may apply.
 
2013-11-23 12:32:35 PM  
I personally never found lingerie sexy. Seems like a waste to me.
 
2013-11-23 12:33:55 PM  
30 officers? The last time there were 30 officers looking for anyone it took them 3 days to find the man in the boat.
 
2013-11-23 12:46:18 PM  
Pretty in pink
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2013-11-23 12:48:03 PM  

Goimir: 30 officers? The last time there were 30 officers looking for anyone it took them 3 days to find the man in the boat.


funfive.net
 
2013-11-23 12:48:52 PM  
She must have been hottie, because they had 30 cops searching for her.  If the found her, and she was cute, well then, all 30 guys would have to frisk her. Then, there would be a line up with 3 or 4 other hotties in lingerie.  Then, another frisking, including the other hotties from the line up.  Then, another line up, and maybe a tit printing (it's something new).  Did mention the probing of the orifices for counterband?  Hell, this could take all night.
 
2013-11-23 12:58:55 PM  

mcmnky: Goimir: 30 officers? The last time there were 30 officers looking for anyone it took them 3 days to find the man in the boat.



On land, no less.
 
2013-11-23 01:02:03 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: mcmnky: Goimir: 30 officers? The last time there were 30 officers looking for anyone it took them 3 days to find the man in the boat.


On land, no less.


It would have been two if by sea.
 
2013-11-23 01:05:56 PM  
crow202.org

...In case anyone was wondering what a woman in pink lingerie sans pants might look like.
 
2013-11-23 01:07:23 PM  
Put out an APB

s12.postimg.org
The suspect is pantsless...I repeat pantsless.
 
2013-11-23 01:10:11 PM  
The medical term for that condition is, "Bazooms", I believe.
 
2013-11-23 01:10:25 PM  
Speak for yourself, subby.
I'm wearing taupe.
 
2013-11-23 01:18:00 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 498x800]

...In case anyone was wondering what a woman in pink lingerie sans pants might look like.


-- Sigh --
 
2013-11-23 01:23:40 PM  

rkiller1: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 498x800]

...In case anyone was wondering what a woman in pink lingerie sans pants might look like.

-- Sigh --


She certainly appears healthy. Robust, in fact.

/ time to invest in more fancy underwear for the missus
 
2013-11-23 01:34:55 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 498x800]

...In case anyone was wondering what a woman in pink lingerie sans pants might look like.


I need more proof of the "sans pants" part.
 
2013-11-23 01:48:31 PM  

DerAppie: I need more proof of the "sans pants" part.


crow202.org
crow202.org

Not the same woman, but you can see that no pants at all are involved anywhere.
 
2013-11-23 01:58:26 PM  
danceswithcrows
DerAppie: I need more proof of the "sans pants" part.


That first picture is the most lifelike realdoll I have ever seen.
 
2013-11-23 02:44:48 PM  
Cue Yakedy Sax...
 
2013-11-23 03:08:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-23 04:39:21 PM  
"crow202.org:...In case anyone was wondering what a woman in pink lingerie sans pants might look like."

That girl has some very fine titties. Milkjugs like that are NOT easy to come by.
 
2013-11-23 04:59:48 PM  
According to the police looked for for her using search dogs AND infrared cameras.

Wow...must be a Bible Belt town.
 
2013-11-23 05:01:37 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:02:32 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:03:38 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:04:16 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:04:59 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:06:15 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:06:29 PM  
crow202.org

I'm thinking she might have had plastic surgery, but we're going for a pink theme here as far as I can tell....
 
2013-11-23 05:07:13 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:07:48 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:08:29 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:09:06 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:09:45 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:10:27 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:11:09 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:13:08 PM  
crow202.org

This isn't really lingerie though.
 
2013-11-23 05:15:17 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-23 05:15:52 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
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