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(Newser)   The woman whose rape accusation against three Duke lacrosse players was ultimately dismissed has now been found guilty of second-degree murder   (newser.com ) divider line
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2013-11-22 10:34:43 PM  
She didn't kill him fast enough, so he was able to talk to police before he died in the hospital.  She should have pulled a Zimmerman and shot that guy.
 
2013-11-23 12:36:07 AM  
FTA: "She said the stabbing was in self-defense"

Well I see no reason to doubt that.
 
2013-11-23 01:24:23 AM  
iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-23 01:25:34 AM  
Shocked.
 
2013-11-23 01:27:03 AM  
Is it ok to call her a nappy headed ho?
 
2013-11-23 01:27:19 AM  
And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point
 
2013-11-23 01:27:35 AM  
Is Drew married?
 
2013-11-23 01:28:51 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point


Um, she wasn't a rape victim.  FFS.
 
2013-11-23 01:30:43 AM  
Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.
 
2013-11-23 01:31:16 AM  
Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.
 
2013-11-23 01:32:22 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point


Most people never encounter any sort of rape or violent death. This girl has encountered both. It's just weird is all anybody's sayin'.
 
2013-11-23 01:32:33 AM  
balki1867:

Penis goes where?

/Obligatory
 
2013-11-23 01:34:10 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby?
/what's your farking point


I believe you mean rape survivor you sexist manformationist pigdog.
 
2013-11-23 01:34:11 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point


Not even the most idiotic interpretation of subby's headline would indict all rape victims of being liars.  Are you a simpleton?  If so, please register yourself with the nearest freak show.  I'd like to see you on stage.
 
2013-11-23 01:36:09 AM  

fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.


It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation
 
2013-11-23 01:37:24 AM  

OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.


He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"
 
2013-11-23 01:39:16 AM  
grumpy_cat_good.jpg
 
2013-11-23 01:40:26 AM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.

He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"


Good.
grumpycat.jpg
 
2013-11-23 01:40:42 AM  

theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation


Seriously?  If you have a nice set of tits, the penalty for attempted murder of a police officer is THREE WEEKENDS IN JAIL and a few weeks' pay?

WHAT THE BLOODY BUTTFARKING HELL?
 
2013-11-23 01:40:54 AM  

gnosis301: YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point

Not even the most idiotic interpretation of subby's headline would indict all rape victims of being liars.  Are you a simpleton?  If so, please register yourself with the nearest freak show.  I'd like to see you on stage.


Not even the most idiotic interpretation of the Duke lacrosse rape case would consider her a "rape victim" either.
 
2013-11-23 01:42:29 AM  
Where is All Sharpton and Jessie Jackson at this time?
 
2013-11-23 01:42:30 AM  

Eriond: gnosis301: YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point

Not even the most idiotic interpretation of subby's headline would indict all rape victims of being liars.  Are you a simpleton?  If so, please register yourself with the nearest freak show.  I'd like to see you on stage.

Not even the most idiotic interpretation of the Duke lacrosse rape case would consider her a "rape victim" either.


Not according to extremist femnazis.  But they aren't sane so I don't think they count.
 
2013-11-23 01:43:05 AM  

styckx: Where is All Sharpton and Jessie Jackson at this time?


Getting a lapdance in the back of a taxi?
 
2013-11-23 01:44:19 AM  
Dammit! Are you accusing that murderer of being a fake rape victim, subby? Enough with the public murderer shaming. So she killed a guy, so what, she has survived at least one false rape report.
 
2013-11-23 01:47:21 AM  
Chick may be craycray but she makes a comfortable line of condoms...
 
2013-11-23 01:48:57 AM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.

He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"


I still can't wrap my head around how badly he wanted to press the case.  Saw potential fame and glory I suppose.  Hell, I'd say he was worse than Ms. Magnum here, her craziness was par for the course, he went straight into the fire with her for some reason.
 
2013-11-23 01:49:17 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point


Just how drunk or stoned do you have to be to infer that from this headline? By the way, her proper designation is "false accuser," not "rape victim".
 
2013-11-23 01:50:36 AM  

Tumbleweed Garden: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.

He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"

I still can't wrap my head around how badly he wanted to press the case.  Saw potential fame and glory I suppose.  Hell, I'd say he was worse than Ms. Magnum here, her craziness was par for the course, he went straight into the fire with her for some reason.


Perceived slights against brown people make for great news stories and assuage white guilt.
 
2013-11-23 01:51:04 AM  

Rhino_man: theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation

Seriously?  If you have a nice set of tits, the penalty for attempted murder of a police officer is THREE WEEKENDS IN JAIL and a few weeks' pay?

WHAT THE BLOODY BUTTFARKING HELL?


Honestly, for most people, that's more than enough punishment to make sure they toe the line forevermore. I mean I myself have never even thought about running from police, let alone anything else, and that's from time outs in kindergarden. Three weekends in jail is like a slap in the face or a bucket of cold water. It can wake you up and calm you down.

But there's no fixin' crazy.
 
2013-11-23 01:51:14 AM  

Tumbleweed Garden: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.

He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"

I still can't wrap my head around how badly he wanted to press the case.  Saw potential fame and glory I suppose.  Hell, I'd say he was worse than Ms. Magnum here, her craziness was par for the course, he went straight into the fire with her for some reason.


He was up for re-election and saw the case as a way to put him over the top.  Which it did.  Followed by his spectacular fall.
 
2013-11-23 01:52:46 AM  

jjorsett: YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point

Just how drunk or stoned do you have to be to infer that from this headline? By the way, her proper designation is "false accuser," not "rape victim".


I prefer to call her "lying skank ho."  Which can now be extended to "murderous biatch lying skank ho."
 
2013-11-23 01:56:27 AM  
Aww crap..  I'm too drunk to tell the difference between trolls and morons at the moment.  I guess I better sit this one out.
 
2013-11-23 01:56:42 AM  

Tumbleweed Garden: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: OgreMagi: Important note.  The prosecutor in the Duke case ultimately lost his job.  I don't remember if charges were brought against him, though, but there was talk of that happening.

He was convicted of Contempt of Court and served 1 day in jail.  The real punishment was that the state bar brought him up on ethics charges and he was disbarred. There is a federal civil rights lawsuit filed against him (as well as parts of the police department) by the players, and the state bar and attorney's general office both denied covering his legal costs because his actions constituted "fraud, corruption and malice"

I still can't wrap my head around how badly he wanted to press the case.  Saw potential fame and glory I suppose.  Hell, I'd say he was worse than Ms. Magnum here, her craziness was par for the course, he went straight into the fire with her for some reason.


He was up for reelection and wanted to be seen as supporting women and Blacks, and sticking it to elitist rich college pukes. Too bad elitist rich college pukes have elitist rich parents with the resources to dismantle a frame job.
 
2013-11-23 01:57:29 AM  

Eriond: grumpy_cat_good.jpg


"how DOES he keep getting this open?"
 
2013-11-23 02:06:10 AM  
Wait, she was black? And her name was Crystal?

I'd tell her to fark herself for all this shiat, but those facts already have been from the moment she was born.
 
2013-11-23 02:09:18 AM  

doglover: YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby?
/what's your farking point

I believe you mean rape survivor you sexist manformationist pigdog.


Now I finally remember why I have you farkied as "pro-rape" in addition to "pro-Israel."

Take off the fedora, and use it to literally fark your own face.
 
2013-11-23 02:15:24 AM  

theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation


I wanna party with this one . Any chance we can get some blow?
 
2013-11-23 02:15:34 AM  
Duke Sucks?
 
2013-11-23 02:21:48 AM  

Seasons I'v Withered: theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation

I wanna party with this one . Any chance we can get some blow?


Well, I am Colombian.
 
2013-11-23 02:24:25 AM  
 
2013-11-23 02:25:54 AM  

theflatline: Seasons I'v Withered: theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation

I wanna party with this one . Any chance we can get some blow?

Well, I am Colombian.


you got a good strain?
 
2013-11-23 02:30:50 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby?


Technically she's not a rape victim.  In fact, she was the agressor in that case.
 
2013-11-23 02:32:19 AM  

Seasons I'v Withered: theflatline: Seasons I'v Withered: theflatline: fusillade762: Strangely enough "Crystal Magnum" is her real name. And her Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. False rape allegations (twice), grand theft auto, leading police on a 70mph chase, attempting to run over a cop, drunk driving, arson, assault, child abuse. Murder was just the cherry on top of a seriously f*cked up life.

It is freaking hilarious.

By 2002 Mangum had returned to Durham and was working as a stripper. In 2003, she was arrested on ten charges after stealing the taxicab of a customer to whom she had given a lap dance. This prompted a police pursuit at moderate speeds of up to 70 miles per hour, though occasionally in the wrong lane. After being stopped, she attempted to run over a police officer, succeeding only in hitting his patrol vehicle. She was found to have a BAC of just over twice the legal limit. Ultimately, she pleaded guilty on four counts, serving three weekends in jail, paying $4,200 in restitution and fees, and being given two years probation

I wanna party with this one . Any chance we can get some blow?

Well, I am Colombian.

you got a good strain?


Come to Colombia and I can get you an unstepped on 8 ball for about 12 bucks and a hooker who looks like Sofia Vergara for 30.

Damn, why am I back in the states?
 
2013-11-23 02:35:24 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby? 

/what's your farking point


Seemed to be pretty bog simple factual.  Maybe your projector is broken.
 
2013-11-23 02:37:33 AM  
Ladies?  If you happen to hate men for whatever reason and be violently and unapologetically sexist and misandric, that's  nice.  Please don't date us.
 
2013-11-23 02:52:31 AM  

styckx: Where is All Sharpton and Jessie Jackson at this time?


Because even the black community know "You don't fark the crazy".
 
2013-11-23 03:02:21 AM  
I love how, after everything is said and done, the moral of the is as it always has been; don't fark with rich people.
 
2013-11-23 03:03:43 AM  

YouAreItNoTagBacks: And therefore all rape victims are murdering liars subby?


Whut? She wasn't the rape victim, the Duke lacrosse players were.
 
2013-11-23 03:14:15 AM  
rot in jail, pumpkin
 
2013-11-23 03:16:34 AM  
Black on black crime?  Unimaginable!
 
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