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(Jalopnik)   This trade-in for a Nissan 370Z takes balls   (jalopnik.com) divider line 44
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17819 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2013 at 5:28 AM (21 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-23 04:17:54 AM
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2013-11-23 04:35:23 AM
FTA: My father, as a result of complications from mumps when he was a child, was a cyclops in the scrotum department, and that lone ball was good enough to provide some Y chromosomes for me and my sister.

His sister has a Y chromosome?

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-23 05:35:07 AM
Wait, you can do that?
 
2013-11-23 05:36:55 AM
Not a fair trade unless the car is full of semen too.
 
2013-11-23 05:40:56 AM
he'd be better off with a FR-S or BRZ, which would get him a car he can have fun in with a generally similar look and character to a 370Z

Spoken like someone who hasn't driven any of the above.
 
2013-11-23 05:56:00 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Not a fair trade unless the car is full of semen too.


Get it from a dealership outside Norfolk
 
2013-11-23 06:04:45 AM
So this guy would have one nut AND A LITTLE D!*K...  Everyone knows that Z drivers have really little ones...

If your going to give up a nut make it worth something...

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2013-11-23 06:10:58 AM
Meh! I lost my right one to have my high school soccer team win after I was carted off the field.
 
2013-11-23 06:21:07 AM
that car isn't worth any number of nuts

/not that I hate the car
 
2013-11-23 06:22:43 AM

hervatski: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 390x189]


one and done
 
2013-11-23 06:23:53 AM
"Donating" for $35,000?
 
2013-11-23 06:26:45 AM
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2013-11-23 06:31:35 AM
So, premeditated compensating?
 
2013-11-23 06:39:16 AM
I'd give my left nut for one of those...

//NOT!!!
 
2013-11-23 06:39:56 AM
Nuts to that.
 
2013-11-23 07:00:44 AM
I'd do it.

I'm married, so I'm not using them anyway.
 
2013-11-23 07:19:24 AM
Giving up a left nut for $35,000?  Where can I sign up?!
 
2013-11-23 07:19:56 AM

leevis: "Donating" for $35,000?


He seems to not understand that word.  Also, there was no mention why his nut is worth $35,000 to anyone.  I saw they are paying him that, but it doesn't answer why.
 
2013-11-23 07:33:54 AM
I would do it. shiat, I've got 2 kids, and I don't really plan on having more.
 
2013-11-23 07:47:24 AM
Can bring in other people's chopped off junk for cars?

"Sir, we only needed one testicle. This is the entire pelvis"

"Keep the change"
 
2013-11-23 08:07:00 AM
I like how the article goes on and on about how that much money would barely cover the base model without noting that it would be a hell of a down payment, he would really only be getting a loan for the options after that.

my left nut doesn't work, I'll give it up for $500.
 
2013-11-23 08:24:43 AM
Is he also offering his right arm in exchange for becoming ambidextrous?
 
2013-11-23 08:24:56 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Can bring in other people's chopped off junk for cars?

"Sir, we only needed one testicle. This is the entire pelvis"

"Keep the change"


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2013-11-23 08:25:30 AM
Isn't selling body parts illegal?
 
2013-11-23 08:28:35 AM
Harry_Seldon:

one and done

I think that's what he's going for here
 
2013-11-23 08:38:34 AM

Lukeonia1: FTA: My father, as a result of complications from mumps when he was a child, was a cyclops in the scrotum department, and that lone ball was good enough to provide some Y chromosomes for me and my sister.

His sister has a Y chromosome?

/NTTAWWT


It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
 
2013-11-23 08:41:53 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Can bring in other people's chopped off junk for cars?


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2013-11-23 08:42:46 AM
If he already has the money to buy the car without selling his nut then I say more power to him. However, if he doesn't have the money and is selling his nut to buy the car then he is a farking moron in line with the typical lottery winner.
 
2013-11-23 08:45:06 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:

"Keep the change"

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2013-11-23 08:45:45 AM

Mr.Bobo: So this guy would have one nut AND A LITTLE D!*K...  Everyone knows that Z drivers have really little ones...

If your going to give up a nut make it worth something...

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Um, wow.
I'll be in my garage.
 
2013-11-23 08:54:49 AM
Sounds totally fake. First off, it is totally unethical. Who is going to perform the operation? Whoever does would probably face losing their medical license.
 
2013-11-23 09:09:49 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: he'd be better off with a FR-S or BRZ, which would get him a car he can have fun in with a generally similar look and character to a 370Z

Spoken like someone who hasn't driven any of the above.


Actually, I guarantee you he has driven all of the above. I know he did a review of the BRZ when it first came out. Now, tell me how he's wrong here. You can have fun in a BRZ or FR-S. That's kind of the point. And they, like the 370Z, are front- engine, RWD sports coupes. Sure, the Nissan is a bit quicker and a bit more luxurious. But everything he said is true. He didn't say the BRZ and FR-S are better than the 370Z. It's more of a "bang for your buck" thing.
 
2013-11-23 10:02:17 AM
I didn't know Nissan had made a Lance Armstrong edition of the 370Z.
 
2013-11-23 10:02:20 AM
According to  Snopes a single quality testicle should fetch between $50,000 - $160,000.

Really?  I don't know if mine are really quality, but I'm not really using them anyway.  Do I put them up for sale on Craig's List or what?
 
2013-11-23 10:27:01 AM
1.  Small penis

2.  Now one nut

When the car finally dies he will have nothing to live for.


Why would any medical researcher pay that much for a nut?  Don't they get tons of cadavers?
 
2013-11-23 10:32:45 AM
If you're going to trade your nut for a Z car as least do it for one of the sexier Z cars. My Z32 didn't cost me a nut, thankfully.

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2013-11-23 10:33:33 AM
They're up to 370 now?

It may be a better car, but am I alone in thinking the 280 looked better?
 
2013-11-23 11:07:43 AM
gfid: They're up to 370 now?

It may be a better car, but am I alone in thinking the 280 looked better?


I'm partial to the 240Z. The 240/260/280Z are the best looking, imho, with the Z32 in second.
 
2013-11-23 11:32:16 AM
So it's legal to sell your own parts now?
 
2013-11-23 11:50:12 AM
Wow my wife didn't give me anything when she took mine!
 
2013-11-23 12:42:54 PM
when I met my dad as an infant...

Is the author some sort of time traveler?  Or was it one of those cases of female teacher gets pregnant by student in day care?
 
2013-11-23 06:41:38 PM

Greek: AverageAmericanGuy: he'd be better off with a FR-S or BRZ, which would get him a car he can have fun in with a generally similar look and character to a 370Z

Spoken like someone who hasn't driven any of the above.

Actually, I guarantee you he has driven all of the above. I know he did a review of the BRZ when it first came out. Now, tell me how he's wrong here. You can have fun in a BRZ or FR-S. That's kind of the point. And they, like the 370Z, are front- engine, RWD sports coupes. Sure, the Nissan is a bit quicker and a bit more luxurious. But everything he said is true. He didn't say the BRZ and FR-S are better than the 370Z. It's more of a "bang for your buck" thing.


And Kurt Cobain was just like Adolf Hitler. They both wore brown shirts, had millions of fans, and committed suicide. They were also bipedal, breathed oxygen, wore shoes. Pretty much the same character.
 
2013-11-23 07:59:04 PM
There's a market for human testicles?

Huh.

Testicle collecting could like hunting for truffles. A lucrative activity in which the whole family can participate.

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2013-11-24 12:35:48 AM
If this is true, why does my ex only have one car?
 
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