Pokey.Clyde: He does make good looking kids, doesn't he?
Internet Meme Rogers: Great Scott! He looks like Larry Flynt.
MrHappyRotter: That being said, not everybody is driven by the tree tenants of superficiality
Misconduc: How bad did clint eastwood cut his daughter out the will that she runs to this fat fark?/its good to have money, seriously
Satanic_Hamster: Forget Clint Eastwood's daughter.I want Danny Trejo's daughter.[iconsoffright.com image 406x400]
UberNeuman: Who farking cares is Jonah Hill?
MagSeven: That's Danielle Harris. No relation to Trejo. Am I missing a joke. Was she his daughter in a movie or something?
Markoff_Cheney: Jordan Feldstein[www.moneyandshiat.com image 533x800]
you are a puppet: As I learned from the comments of TFA, there's a picture of his penis up on thedirty.com right now. Judge for yourselves!
PsyLord: 10 years ago, I would be worried that Clint would do this if I came near his daughter:[atomicgator.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]Now, he's talking to empty chairs:[www.newyorker.com image 465x310]
MrHappyRotter: That being said, not everybody is driven by the tree tenants of superficiality: physical attractiveness, money and penis size. Personality goes a lot further than good looks, money is nice but it's not a deciding factor, and I couldn't care less whether a guy is hung like a gnat or a horse.
bluorangefyre: It probably occured like this:He probably intended for it to be a one-night stand, but then CLINT FARKING EASTWOOD showed up with a .45. After losing all control of his bladder and bowels for a week, he proposed.
Sybarite: [bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]Nice.
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