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(TMZ)   Clint Eastwood's daughter married Jonah Hill's brother, who must have a lot of money or a giant penis   (tmz.com) divider line 56
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2013-11-22 08:22:28 PM
Score one for the fat dudes!  Way to go, Jordan!
 
2013-11-22 09:02:26 PM
Farker probably has both.
 
2013-11-22 09:26:46 PM
He does make good looking kids, doesn't he?
 
2013-11-22 09:39:18 PM

Pokey.Clyde: He does make good looking kids, doesn't he?


I concur - she's very good looking.

He looks even worse than Jonah Hill, though.  He must be rich.
 
2013-11-22 10:22:50 PM
Shiat tons of money involved...
 
2013-11-22 10:43:05 PM
"Go ahead, make my dais."
 
2013-11-22 10:43:23 PM
As I learned from the comments of TFA, there's a picture of his penis up on thedirty.com right now. Judge for yourselves!
 
2013-11-22 10:44:31 PM
Great Scott! He looks like Larry Flynt.
 
2013-11-22 10:46:07 PM
I admit, I have no basis for judging female attractiveness, but with my limited capabilities, I'd see her and think she looks really weird.  Wide set alien eyes, bizarre tiny nose, thin lips, smallish boobs, manish hands and overly made-up.  On the other hand, being an excellent judge of the male form, I can say he's been beaten with an ugly stick, and that's coming from a dude that actually appreciates dudes with a little extra bulk, which is a nice way of saying overweight and/or fat.

That being said, not everybody is driven by the tree tenants of superficiality: physical attractiveness, money and penis size.  Personality goes a lot further than good looks, money is nice but it's not a deciding factor, and I couldn't care less whether a guy is hung like a gnat or a horse.

So I say, good for him and good for her.  Whatever their motivations may be.  Even if she is marrying him for money or penis size and even if he is only marrying her for her attractiveness.  To each their own, and I'm not the type to judge.  Unless they get a divorce in 6 months, in which case I will absolutely exclaim, "Sanctity of marriage my ass".
 
2013-11-22 11:00:16 PM
Jonah Hill was on an episode of NYPD Blue.
 
2013-11-22 11:07:39 PM
Who farking cares?
 
2013-11-22 11:09:15 PM
This is an arranged marriage. Xenu is pleased.
 
2013-11-22 11:15:38 PM
It probably occured like this:

He probably intended for it to be a one-night stand, but then CLINT FARKING EASTWOOD showed up with a .45.  After losing all control of his bladder and bowels for a week, he proposed.
 
2013-11-22 11:18:50 PM
Maybe he's a nice caring guy and is great at foreplay.
 
2013-11-22 11:21:21 PM
Their offspring are guaranteed to have excellent depth perception.
 
2013-11-22 11:21:56 PM
Third option; her daddy farking hates him.  That'd do it.
 
2013-11-22 11:22:03 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: Great Scott! He looks like Larry Flynt.


I'm seeing Brian Dennehy myself.
 
2013-11-22 11:24:45 PM
Shouldn't he be in Toronto City Hall, farkin' it up for the people that's in the streets?
 
2013-11-22 11:31:19 PM
How bad did clint eastwood cut his daughter out the will that she runs to this fat fark?

/its good to have money, seriously
 
2013-11-22 11:32:28 PM

MrHappyRotter: That being said, not everybody is driven by the tree tenants of superficiality


Where is this superficiality place and why are the people there living in trees?
 
2013-11-22 11:46:57 PM

Misconduc: How bad did clint eastwood cut his daughter out the will that she runs to this fat fark?

/its good to have money, seriously


It can buy goods and services.
 
2013-11-22 11:53:02 PM
Jordan Feldstein
www.moneyandshit.com
 
2013-11-23 12:06:57 AM

Pokey.Clyde: He does make good looking kids, doesn't he?


try looking at both of her eyes at once
I dare you
 
2013-11-23 12:08:00 AM
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-11-23 12:20:02 AM
Forget Clint Eastwood's daughter.

I want Danny Trejo's daughter.

iconsoffright.com
 
2013-11-23 12:22:03 AM
Insert funny joke about clint wishing the chair WAS empty on family get-togethers....
 
2013-11-23 12:24:39 AM
Who him? What is he funny?
 
2013-11-23 12:53:48 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Forget Clint Eastwood's daughter.

I want Danny Trejo's daughter.

[iconsoffright.com image 406x400]


Cute.  But I wouldn't want Danny mad at me for anything.
 
2013-11-23 01:00:40 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Forget Clint Eastwood's daughter.

I want Danny Trejo's daughter.

[iconsoffright.com image 406x400]


That's Danielle Harris. No relation to Trejo. Am I missing a joke. Was she his daughter in a movie or something?
 
2013-11-23 01:01:26 AM
10 years ago, I would be worried that Clint would do this if I came near his daughter:

atomicgator.files.wordpress.com

Now, he's talking to empty chairs:

www.newyorker.com
 
2013-11-23 01:16:34 AM

UberNeuman: Who farking cares is Jonah Hill?


FTME
 
2013-11-23 01:19:37 AM

MagSeven: That's Danielle Harris. No relation to Trejo. Am I missing a joke. Was she his daughter in a movie or something?


Hmmmm?  Google claimed that was his daughter, Danielle Trejo.  Stupid jerk image search lied to me?
 
2013-11-23 01:29:35 AM
As a warning to the husband, Clint gave them a house painted red with a sign in front with the word "HELL" on it.
 
2013-11-23 01:35:33 AM
Humans are animals that encompass a small piece of space and time with God like powers.   Rock On!
 
2013-11-23 01:45:29 AM

Markoff_Cheney: Jordan Feldstein
[www.moneyandshiat.com image 533x800]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-23 02:09:46 AM
Or a sparkling personality... right?
 
2013-11-23 02:15:39 AM

you are a puppet: As I learned from the comments of TFA, there's a picture of his penis up on thedirty.com right now. Judge for yourselves!


TheDirty's terrible. Right below that article is one alleging that because Ashton Kutcher's twin (who is fraternal and they mislabel as identical) is "ugly" (because he has cerebral palsy) that Ashton Kutcher must have had a bunch of surgeries to look hot.
 
2013-11-23 02:20:58 AM

PsyLord: 10 years ago, I would be worried that Clint would do this if I came near his daughter:

[atomicgator.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

Now, he's talking to empty chairs:

[www.newyorker.com image 465x310]


Which means it's even worse now. Before you come by to introduce yourself, he's already had a chat with your empty place at the table, doesn't like what he's heard, and will be firing the second you're in range.

Hill's brother probably got off easy because even in his addled state, Eastwood knew he didn't have a chair in the house that could hold the guy.
 
2013-11-23 02:32:53 AM
Like her father, she saw something there that nobody else did.
 
2013-11-23 03:28:12 AM
Who? And why am I suppose to care about this? Greenlighting shiat about people probably 75% of us have no farking clue who they are.
 
2013-11-23 04:12:36 AM

MrHappyRotter: That being said, not everybody is driven by the tree tenants of superficiality: physical attractiveness, money and penis size. Personality goes a lot further than good looks, money is nice but it's not a deciding factor, and I couldn't care less whether a guy is hung like a gnat or a horse.


I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 
2013-11-23 04:20:43 AM
Maybe they have a lot in common and love each other. What a stupid reason to get married.
 
2013-11-23 05:11:49 AM
Has anyone told her that Channing Tatum is not Jonah Hill's brother?
 
2013-11-23 07:03:10 AM
He's porking the hell outta old man Clint's daughter. There's fark all he can do about 'cuase his's senile. She probably goes down on the fat fark right in front of daddy but all he sees are empty chairs.
 
2013-11-23 07:21:37 AM

bluorangefyre: It probably occured like this:

He probably intended for it to be a one-night stand, but then CLINT FARKING EASTWOOD showed up with a .45.  After losing all control of his bladder and bowels for a week, he proposed.


Yes he's ancient and likely incontinent but why the fark would he propose to his own daughter you sick freak?
 
2013-11-23 09:17:05 AM
bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com

Nice.
 
2013-11-23 09:33:55 AM
He looks like Drew Carey to me.
 
2013-11-23 10:01:23 AM
 
2013-11-23 10:19:42 AM

Sybarite: [bmmoejackson2.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]

Nice.


I'm not being facetious here: It's nice to see celebrity spawn that has beautiful, pale skin instead of ultra-tan.
 
2013-11-23 10:41:02 AM
She likes funny guys, even if they aren't stunningly handsome. Go figure. She was married to the brilliant Kirk Fox for a year or so.

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