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(EW)   Tom Cruise tells media to "Get a life." Still not gay   ( divider line
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4592 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2001 at 10:54 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-05 11:04:14 AM  
And I still don't care.
2001-12-05 11:05:03 AM  
The article also mentions that Big Trouble will finally get released to theaters on April 5, 2001. 'Bout damn time.
2001-12-05 11:12:03 AM  
He might be bi Sexual
2001-12-05 11:13:08 AM  
Big Trouble is a comedy about smuggling a bomb on an airliner. Gezze now that's some funny sh!t.
2001-12-05 11:14:17 AM  
That's what HE says, anyway.
2001-12-05 11:14:42 AM  
Slayer, "might"??!!
2001-12-05 11:15:34 AM  
Methinks he doth protest too much.
2001-12-05 11:18:38 AM  
Methinks the lady-boy doth protest too much, surely?
2001-12-05 11:21:15 AM  
maybe he's tri-sexual.
2001-12-05 11:25:34 AM  
I think he's probly A-sexual. Y'know, like a slug.
2001-12-05 11:29:03 AM  
He's saving himself for L.Ron
2001-12-05 11:43:24 AM  
And OJ's till looking for the real killers. (If he can find them on the back nine).
2001-12-05 11:56:44 AM  
Is it a Tom Cruise Movie or a Gay Porno?
2001-12-05 12:09:09 PM  
You scored 12 out of 12.
Definite gay porn afficianado.

No, I'm not. WTF?!!?
2001-12-05 12:16:11 PM  
Link broken.

Sausage jockey for sure.
2001-12-05 12:17:30 PM  
"Honestly, people should mind their own damn business and get a life of their own...."

....right after I tell them about my beautiful and wonderfully romantic new girlfriend.
2001-12-05 12:22:38 PM  
If Tom Cruise ISN'T gay...then the terrorists have already won.
2001-12-05 12:24:00 PM  
I dont care if he is gay or not, all I know is that I deserve Penelope Cruz more than he does - I bet he doesn't even speak Spanish!

Saving the World thru better design!
2001-12-05 12:26:48 PM  
who cares anyway
2001-12-05 12:30:31 PM  
He may not speak Spanish, but he suuuuuuuuuuuure knows what it tastes like ...
2001-12-05 12:31:10 PM  
Whoops - that was for Austinmodernist ... my bad.
2001-12-05 12:34:28 PM  
And trust me once you do you never go back!
2001-12-05 12:43:03 PM  
Tom Cruise movie, gay porn, what's the diff???

Legend, anyone???
2001-12-05 12:54:15 PM  
Nope, he's gay. All thse lawsuits sound like denial to me. Definitely gay. I know, he's not gay, but sorry, he's gay.
2001-12-05 01:03:29 PM  
He should really just let it go. When it comes down to it, no one cares about his sexual orientation but he keeps making it news after this court order justiciation.
2001-12-05 01:40:46 PM  
If Tom Cruise ISN'T gay...then the terrorists have already won.

The terrorists have won if you gotta keep mentioning this ridiculous saying sheeesh.....
2001-12-05 01:49:27 PM  
He then scampered off and spent his entire earnings from the film Vanilla Sky on leather pants and shoes.
2001-12-05 01:57:12 PM  
Oh, what's that Tom Cruise film where he played the cocky kid...?
2001-12-05 02:02:49 PM  
I hear that Tom Cruise will start with that kid from dawson's creek in a real-life version of "The Amibuously Gay Duo". Lorne Michaels is scouting shooting locations in Toronto as we speak...
2001-12-05 02:03:43 PM  
Amibously = Ambiguously
2001-12-05 02:13:47 PM  
"No, we're NOT gay....but willing to learn...."

----Recruitment scene from the movie 'Stripes'
2001-12-05 02:18:59 PM  
Henchman said:
Oh, what's that Tom Cruise film where he played the cocky kid...?

Ummm....., errrrrrr.....jeez, that's a toughie.....
2001-12-05 02:24:28 PM  
"Ummm....., errrrrrr.....jeez, that's a toughie..... "

Isn't that what Tom Cruise said to his last gay lover?
2001-12-05 02:25:14 PM  

People should leave him alone.
Why do they assume he's gay just because he enjoys sex with men and gay pornography.

- you people and your labels!
2001-12-05 02:38:06 PM  
"Son, how many girls called you today? Zero?
And how many called yesterday, lemme guess, zero?

You know what they say, son, zero plus zero equals fag!
Zero times any other number always equals fag!"
2001-12-05 02:38:22 PM  
On another note, WHO CARES? He's still pretty to look at.
2001-12-05 02:55:33 PM  
Today after work, I went out and bought you that puppy you've been wanting. But on my way home, I got hungry and I ate him! I'm joking. I'd never buy you a puppy.
2001-12-05 03:19:50 PM  
he is SO gay...
no one fights so hard to prove that they are not something......

you notice that his nose is getting bigger?
he is telling LIES!!!!!
2001-12-05 03:23:14 PM  

Wasn't that in a KITH sketch ??
2001-12-05 03:27:56 PM  
No celebrity talks to the public that way!
2001-12-05 04:30:55 PM  
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2001-12-05 05:08:19 PM  
tag should be changed to "not at all ironic"
2001-12-05 05:38:38 PM  
Tom Cruise is not gay
He is a midget
Midgets are NOT gay
Them are the rules
I am sorry if do not agree
2001-12-05 05:42:57 PM  
Once Again......

What did the gerbil say when Tom Cruise entered the pet shop??

2001-12-05 05:47:57 PM  
he's so gay
2001-12-05 05:59:14 PM  
And in related news: "Ricky Martin says He's with Tom Cruise!" in he also means he is not Gay! (yeah right!)
2001-12-05 06:00:22 PM  
Where in this article does it mention Tom denying he's gay?

I swear to god, the intelligence level on this forum is barely above that of dirt.
2001-12-05 07:08:13 PM  
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2001-12-05 08:15:36 PM  
Thank You Nfliction!! geez...

also, enough with the boring celebrity postings... pttth
2001-12-06 12:09:11 AM  
That don't mean he's a fag.

A lotta guys like to watch their buddies fark...

I know I do!

(repo man -- see it. nothing to do with tom cruise)
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